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Title: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 07:00:48 PM
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Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 07:01:53 PM
4-1-3-2 it appears. The best of the formations he's gone with. Let's hope it works.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Richard on February 20, 2017, 07:02:59 PM
Liking the formation but not the defence !
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VancouverLion on February 20, 2017, 07:03:00 PM
Elphick  :o
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Ian. on February 20, 2017, 07:03:20 PM
It looks good to me, strong bench too. Come on, we can do this.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: supertom on February 20, 2017, 07:04:21 PM
Glad to see Jedinak back. How fit he is remains to be seen, but we have missed him big time.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: London Villan on February 20, 2017, 07:05:00 PM
No Baker??
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 20, 2017, 07:05:00 PM
well we cant argue the midfield is lightweight with all those warriors in there
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 20, 2017, 07:06:06 PM
Elphick  :o

Oh fuck, I missed that. For once I thought Bruce wouldn't do anything stupid. I overestimated him (again).
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on February 20, 2017, 07:06:23 PM
Gardner for Jedinak when he begins to tire and we're defending a goal lead on 74'.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: devilla on February 20, 2017, 07:06:43 PM
Elphick instead of Baker??
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: LukeJames on February 20, 2017, 07:07:51 PM
No width, 4 midfielders who are jack of all trade, just another episode of Bruce rolling the dice and hoping.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 07:08:12 PM
Elphick instead of Baker??

Him and Bjarni must be fantastic in training to get a start after their recent performances.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Nev on February 20, 2017, 07:08:18 PM
Still not sure about those 3 in midfield but with Jedinak it may different. It's certainly very hairy which may be a good description for the things at the back with Elphick in. Nailed on to drop a clanger.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Ian. on February 20, 2017, 07:08:58 PM
Elphick  :o

Oh fuck, I missed that. For once I thought Bruce wouldn't do anything stupid. I overestimated him (again).
Ha ha, me too!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PaulTheVillan on February 20, 2017, 07:15:44 PM
Adomah and Baker have been two of our better players this season. Can't understand why they've been dropped. Losing faith...
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: tomd2103 on February 20, 2017, 07:16:52 PM
4-1-3-2 it appears. The best of the formations he's gone with. Let's hope it works.

Could be, or it could be 4-1-4-1 with BB and Kodjia out wide. 
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on February 20, 2017, 07:17:01 PM
Hold on, does the OP have a decent track record on Match Threads?

Also, just read a stat that Newcastle have lost their last 11 Monday night games.  So, that will be broken tonight.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: West Derby Villan on February 20, 2017, 07:18:50 PM
Can't understand why Baker has been dropped, he's got a good understanding with Chester IMO
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: St AustellAVFC on February 20, 2017, 07:19:07 PM
3-0 win. Simples.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: LukeJames on February 20, 2017, 07:22:24 PM
Can't understand why Baker has been dropped, he's got a good understanding with Chester IMO

As I said in the Barnsley post thread, Bakers long hoof lost possession and lead to the Barsnley penalty, 2 minutes later he did it again and Bruce went ape shit on the touchline at him.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: cheltenhamlion on February 20, 2017, 07:27:32 PM
That is 433 I reckon with Kodjia wide.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VancouverLion on February 20, 2017, 07:30:24 PM
Just win Villa, FFS!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: supertom on February 20, 2017, 07:30:30 PM
Well, I'm not fancying the lack of width. I think we're playing for a 1-0 defeat here to be honest. It's a bit negative. As inconsistent as they may be, our best hope of goals comes from Kodjia and Adomah, so it's frustrating to see Adomah dropped.

There's a big onus on Kodj and/or Hogan to work the channels.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VILLA MOLE on February 20, 2017, 07:35:32 PM
steve Clarke on the panel , oh dear
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on February 20, 2017, 07:35:41 PM
3-0 win. Simples.

Shelvey called a bald bastard and both sent off for fighting. Clark to do an impression of being taken out by a sniper while handballing it for the insurance goal.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on February 20, 2017, 07:38:05 PM
Can't understand why Baker has been dropped, he's got a good understanding with Chester IMO

he has been fairly poor recently, well always to be honest

Elphick in ahead of him means we will be defending a lot deeper tonight though

maybe Lansbury will be playing off Hogan tonight

edit....I'll take a PM if one is going..
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 07:41:38 PM
Umpteen million pounds spent and I reckon that maybe two of our players would get into a pretty dismal Newcastle side.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BC54 VFC on February 20, 2017, 07:44:28 PM
Amazing that surnames of 7 players on the bench start with only 3 different letters.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 07:46:22 PM
They do it to help ventriloquists.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: dave17 on February 20, 2017, 07:47:03 PM
Mad tom and no green
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 20, 2017, 07:47:33 PM
it's a proper Steve Bruce side though
Workers, runners tough tacklers, no creativity anywhere,
I expect us try and stop them playing whilst hoping one of the forwards can run on to something and score

Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 07:47:58 PM
Tom makes this Green mad.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 07:48:19 PM
Can't understand why Baker has been dropped, he's got a good understanding with Chester IMO

he has been fairly poor recently, well always to be honest

Elphick in ahead of him means we will be defending a lot deeper tonight though

maybe Lansbury will be playing off Hogan tonight

edit....I'll take a PM if one is going..

Beckenbaker's distribution has been poor but a lot of that has been down to the lack of movement by players ahead of him and the opposition funnelling play to him.

He's fine at the aspects of the game that he's meant to be, certainly better than Mad Tom, whose distribution is no better and whose presence seems to negatively affect Chester
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on February 20, 2017, 07:49:35 PM
Good grief that team lacks any creativity and invention. Could be a long night. Please prove me wrong.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 07:49:47 PM
Gottle of gear.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 07:50:01 PM
And frightens goalies shirtless.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 07:50:11 PM
What time does the site go into meltdown tonight? What happens?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 07:52:09 PM
Difficult to see where the goals are coming from, as we aren't going up or down I'd have liked to see us setting up to get at them a bit more.

It certainly looks negative on paper.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 07:53:22 PM
Commentators talking about Villa needing to win to ease any relegation worries.

For fucks sake, that it has come to this.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 07:54:37 PM
Difficult to see where the goals are coming from, as we aren't going up or down I'd have liked to see us setting up to get at them a bit more.

It certainly looks negative on paper.
We arent going down you say?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 07:54:51 PM
Good to see Jedinak back but a bit weird to see Elphick instead of Baker.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on February 20, 2017, 07:55:41 PM
They do it to help ventriloquists.

Go gey i gignt go gat
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 07:56:13 PM
Difficult to see where the goals are coming from, as we aren't going up or down I'd have liked to see us setting up to get at them a bit more.

It certainly looks negative on paper.
We arent going down you say?

You can take it to the bank. Pinky promise.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Yossarian on February 20, 2017, 07:56:40 PM
So we are set up for the draw. I will take a dull nil nil. We need to stop the rot. Here's to ninety minutes of watching beige paint dry.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 07:56:43 PM
Up the villa. Jedi is back but...help us obi-wan kenobi, you are our only hope
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: MalcolmP on February 20, 2017, 07:56:59 PM
No width in midfield or attack , 2 dull non attacking ability full backs  and 2 right sided centre backs. Hmm a Brucie masterstroke.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 07:57:15 PM
Must be a big game, they have a giant flag
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 07:58:49 PM
Brace, brace. Gayle's going to get at least a brace.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Hookeysmith on February 20, 2017, 07:58:58 PM
Lack of width so play full backs further forward  (Bacuna & Amavi) but no let's use the two worst ones we have in a flat 4.

He may get lucky buts that's what it will be. He does not have a clue

Steve "I don't do tactics" Bruce is certainly living up to the tag
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 07:59:05 PM
Gunn, Gaker, Gacuna.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: oldtimernow on February 20, 2017, 07:59:43 PM
What time does the site go into meltdown tonight? What happens?

Page 10   Elphick misses a turn and Gayle hits it in off his knee
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:00:06 PM
Please not Bjarni up front, can't he keep out of the way in midfield somewhere?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 08:00:39 PM
That Bjarnason has had 4 different positions now.  It's almost like Bruce doesn't know what he's doing.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 08:01:03 PM
No width in midfield or attack , 2 dull non attacking ability full backs  and 2 right sided centre backs. Hmm a Brucie masterstroke.

McCafu has been one of the few attacking threats recently
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on February 20, 2017, 08:01:58 PM
Gunn, Gaker, Gacuna.

Gilliant
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 20, 2017, 08:02:18 PM
That Bjarnason has had 4 different positions now.  It's almost like Bruce doesn't know what he's doing.
Don't worry, he just needs more time...
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 08:03:46 PM
Why do players give a thumbs up when a teammate makes a pass that there's no hope of reaching?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 20, 2017, 08:04:47 PM
How we playing?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:05:42 PM
How we playing?

Glorious rearguard action for the first three minutes.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 08:05:59 PM
WTF Bjork
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:06:01 PM
Doughnut.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:06:06 PM
How the fuck did Bjarnesson miss that?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:06:20 PM
Thor........hammer of the toffee
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:06:29 PM
He's fucking rubbish, there I've said it. Again.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 08:06:37 PM
Bardner, Bamavi, Badomah, Brealish.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 08:06:47 PM
How the fuck did Bjarnesson miss that?

Because he's not very good?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 20, 2017, 08:07:29 PM
How we playing?

Glorious rearguard action for the first three minutes.

Cheers :) I put on AVTV to listen. See if its worth while tuning on on telly later.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: The Edge on February 20, 2017, 08:07:39 PM
There's 50,000 in the ground and our fans are singing empty seats my lord to them! Fuckin hell our fans are brain dead sometimes
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on February 20, 2017, 08:07:44 PM
I didn't think it was that easy of a chance myself.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 08:08:10 PM
Playing hogan as the lone striker doesn't suggest we'll hold onto the ball to me

That was a tough chance for Thor. But even so I though he might have tried to kick it towards the goal

Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 20, 2017, 08:08:19 PM
Decent spell villa
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:08:20 PM
Thor lacks a bit of pace
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:08:34 PM
No pace in the team at all, going to be a long night.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 20, 2017, 08:09:11 PM
Pitch invader at Arse
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 08:09:21 PM
That was our good minute.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:09:27 PM
Commentator's curse - 'one of the best set-piece takers in the division' - proceeds to float over everyone for a goal kick
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 08:09:37 PM
Thor lacks a bit of pace

Bloody hell youre not wrong
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:10:01 PM
Lol commentator is a bellend
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 08:10:37 PM
Playing hogan as the lone striker doesn't suggest we'll hold onto the ball to me

That was a tough chance for Thor. But even so I though he might have tried to kick it towards the goal



Y'know, you might be onto a plan there. Maybe the players haven't been told to kick the ball at goal
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 08:11:30 PM
Lansbury's passing is dire so far.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:11:47 PM
6 out of 10 for Jedi dive
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:11:49 PM
Just isn't gelling
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on February 20, 2017, 08:12:28 PM
Thor lacks a bit of pace

Bloody hell youre not wrong

Is he gubbish
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:12:30 PM
Hogans first touch is shite, hope he's better when he finally gets a chance.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 08:12:45 PM
Commentator's curse - 'one of the best set-piece takers in the division' - proceeds to float over everyone for a goal kick

All statements like that should be prefaced with the words "before joining Aston Villa he was......"
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on February 20, 2017, 08:13:12 PM
A Clarke OG would be nice.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:13:54 PM
Clear foul, shit ref. Again
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:14:16 PM
Does that count as a shot from Hutton?

We'll take it
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 08:14:28 PM
Wait til Jack comes on, then you see the gel.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 08:15:15 PM
were being wripped off by the supermarkets!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 08:15:55 PM
We are the better team
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 20, 2017, 08:16:28 PM
have Newcastle had one attempt yet
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 08:16:51 PM
A team needs nasty buggers and  there ain't too many nastier buggers than Shelvey and Colback
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 08:17:05 PM
I thought Lansbury was decent against Ipswich but he's been very poor so far
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:17:44 PM
Lol Brian. 😁 my pie is more interesting at moment. Bot a classic game yet
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:17:57 PM
Colback is about seven stone wringing wet, Jedi and Lansbury should be terrorising him.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 08:18:10 PM
no but a weekly shop at Tesco's is 6% higher than a year ago.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 20, 2017, 08:18:19 PM
Too much hoof villa
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:18:20 PM
There isn't one team that's really any good in this division. Whoever goes up will struggle in the PL without serious investment.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 08:18:26 PM
Wait til Jack comes on, then you see the gel.
You mean bell dont you?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 08:18:35 PM
Blimey, still doing the 17 minutes thing
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 08:18:37 PM
Fucking hell Hutton - surely the law of averages would mean that sometimes a forward pass or cross would connect with a team mate?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:18:41 PM
Too much hoof villa

Every time that donkey Hutton gets the ball it's all he does
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:19:43 PM
Nice run from Hogan, well found by Hoolihan.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:19:45 PM
Jonjo is a banjo string. Kodjia is once again not looking up or around.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 08:20:17 PM
Too much hoof villa

Every time that donkey Hutton gets the ball it's all he does

He basically just charges forward until he comes under pressure and then plays a hopeful ball without looking
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:22:03 PM
Why does it feel that every player we buy looks better at their last club? Every player we sell looks better once they've left?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 08:22:14 PM
Can you imagine what it'd be like if we scored one of them goal things? It'd be like something out of Terry Gilliam's imagination if he was drinking absinthe while wearing Jimi Hendrix's acid headband.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 20, 2017, 08:22:28 PM
for all your moaning chaps we are defo the better side so far
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:22:43 PM
For Barnsley?!?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 20, 2017, 08:23:02 PM
for all your moaning chaps we are defo the better side so far

Good to hear.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 20, 2017, 08:23:28 PM
Work a good corner? For once. just once? Please Villa?

edit: Nope.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 08:23:55 PM
Trying to play premier league football isnt going to work you tossers, this is the Championship for fks sake!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:23:57 PM
Fat man slo mo hand ball on replay.....think it was the fish?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:24:24 PM
Arse just scored against Sutton
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:24:37 PM
for all your moaning chaps we are defo the better side so far


We are doing ok, better than expected to be fair.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on February 20, 2017, 08:25:07 PM
for all your moaning chaps we are defo the better side so far


yep agreed.

My expectations were to not concede within 10 minutes and so far we've doubled that.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 20, 2017, 08:25:13 PM
When we pass the ball we look ok.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Clark W Griswold on February 20, 2017, 08:25:21 PM
Not bad so far but not enough players forward.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Holte132 on February 20, 2017, 08:25:27 PM
Trying to play premier league football isnt going to work you tossers, this is the Championship for fks sake!

You really think we know how to play premier league football?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: berneboy on February 20, 2017, 08:26:06 PM
I'm pleased that we seem to be working and fighting very hard. In this run that really is back to basics. so far, so good. (25 minutes)
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:26:25 PM
Good pressure by Villa
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 20, 2017, 08:27:11 PM
Yes certainly sounds like a determined and point to prove performance so far.

Someone tell the lads it might be a good idea to play like this v bottom half teams.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on February 20, 2017, 08:27:19 PM
Arse just scored against Sutton

Good, I hope they get another ten to serve Sutton right for selling out to The Sun.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 08:27:51 PM
Trying to play premier league football isnt going to work you tossers, this is the Championship for fks sake!

You really think we know how to play premier league football?
Trying to.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: django on February 20, 2017, 08:27:56 PM
First time I've been able to watch most of our new arrivals. Our midfield looks much better on this evidence, although Lansbury's not done much so far and Bjarnason looks short of quality. We've been ok so far.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 08:28:21 PM
The bestest fans in the world, ever, must all be eating their stotties because I can't hear a fucking peep out the bastards.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 08:29:31 PM
Despite all my criticisms we have started reasonably and are the better team - without looking like we'd have it in us to score if we go a goal down

Lansbury and Thor have been hopeless on the ball though.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 08:30:01 PM
Lansbury has a good engine
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 08:30:37 PM
Missed the first 15 mins but since then it seems - strangely - Villa players are mostly passing to Villa players ...and... no doubt we are pressing them well. 'Cmon you Lions !
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on February 20, 2017, 08:30:55 PM
Much better with Jedi in the team.He is running the show.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BC Villain on February 20, 2017, 08:30:55 PM
The self proclaimed greatest fans in the world seem unusually quiet.....
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:32:11 PM
Fuck that was close by Kodjia
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 08:32:33 PM
Nearly ...but nearlies don't count.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on February 20, 2017, 08:32:36 PM
The self proclaimed greatest fans in the world seem unusually quiet.....

The Fish says the don't proclaim it at all.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:32:51 PM
Gayle coming off
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 20, 2017, 08:33:11 PM
Sounds good. Decent corner? For once?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 08:33:17 PM
corner , oh err
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 20, 2017, 08:33:21 PM
Mitrovic on.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 20, 2017, 08:33:52 PM
Sigh. Nope. Why are our corners so utterly awful?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on February 20, 2017, 08:34:41 PM
Sigh. Nope. Why are our corners so utterly awful?

We miss a Westwood floater.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 08:35:08 PM
Shelvey booked for sarcasm :)
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:35:11 PM
Shelvey booked for being a cock
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:35:29 PM
I hate penis head shelvey.......the todger headed twat
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:35:34 PM
Need to wind Shelvey up now - silly booking
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 08:35:48 PM
Shelvey booked for sarcasm :)

he's a cock
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 08:36:18 PM
What s ****** banjo baldy truly is
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 08:36:37 PM
Shelvey booked for doing a Sal Solo impression.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 08:37:01 PM
From now on I will call him Johnny, as in " heres Johnny".
Kodjia not Shelvey.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:37:16 PM
I know we will probably still find a way to lose tonight but Newcastle look absolutely dire. On this showing they're coming straight back down.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:38:12 PM
Diame and Shelvey look almost identical facially. Almost.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 08:38:21 PM
Mis-timed tackle my rear-end. Deserved that booking did Lascelles, Hogan was away there.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:40:15 PM
We are missing the midfield link player that Jack should be.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:40:28 PM
We're stifling the game without creating anything of note. Hogan is completely isolated up front.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on February 20, 2017, 08:40:30 PM
I wonder if anyone's tested this Icelandic feller, to see if he's who he says he is.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 08:40:42 PM
Pressing working there. 3 Villa midfielders around Colback then. This is good, Villa. Keep it going !
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:41:21 PM
All fart no shit tonight
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:41:26 PM
We are missing the midfield link player that Jack should be.

That's why we bought Hourihane and Lansbury. Both can play that role and score goals yet neither is getting forward sufficiently.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on February 20, 2017, 08:41:43 PM
We are missing the midfield link player that Jack should be.
Unfortunately he isn't that player
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 08:42:10 PM
Jedinak adding much needed steel

I wish he didn't have the habit of playing what should be simple ten yard balls in the air for no reason at all, just so they're bouncing right up into the face
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 08:42:11 PM
Sigh.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:42:12 PM
Chaotic defending. Again
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on February 20, 2017, 08:42:13 PM
Well that was predictable.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 08:42:19 PM
Fucking pathetic defending.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Lizz on February 20, 2017, 08:42:22 PM
Bollox.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 08:42:24 PM
And there you go 1-0
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:42:25 PM
Fuck me
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 20, 2017, 08:42:26 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 20, 2017, 08:42:32 PM
Oh bugger. They have a corner.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on February 20, 2017, 08:42:38 PM
Shambles
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:42:49 PM
We always find a way to fuck it up.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on February 20, 2017, 08:42:55 PM
and that's game over.....
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:42:57 PM
Comedy show against run of play, scrappy scrappy shit
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 20, 2017, 08:43:00 PM
There it is. Normal service resumed then.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on February 20, 2017, 08:43:09 PM
When your hot your hot - not.....
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 08:43:18 PM
wankers
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: maigrait on February 20, 2017, 08:43:23 PM
comedy
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Yossarian on February 20, 2017, 08:43:26 PM
Fucking gollocks
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 08:43:35 PM
Luck isn't going our way at the moment is it?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CT on February 20, 2017, 08:43:36 PM
Do OK for a while, concede.

Here we go, they'll get three or four now.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:43:38 PM
Poor from Hourhane in not preventing the cross, poor from whoever was marking Clarke, poor from Jedi in not getting out.

Poor.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VILLA MOLE on February 20, 2017, 08:43:44 PM
major push on the corner
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on February 20, 2017, 08:44:01 PM
Do OK for a while, concede.

Here we go, they'll get three or four now.

Yep, this.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:44:06 PM
Fucking clowns in defence. We've stopped them from playing not done that much ourselves and then pretty much as expected shot ourselves in the foot right before HT.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 08:44:06 PM
Solid defending.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 08:44:13 PM
Fuck off you absolute ******.  FUCK OFF.  ******
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 20, 2017, 08:44:27 PM
Alright off to enjoy my day off. I have seen this movie before. Good luck all.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on February 20, 2017, 08:44:33 PM
Absolute joke
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 08:44:35 PM
What the fuck was Jedinak doing for the goal?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 08:44:53 PM
8 defenders getting in each other's way then. It seems we are still prone to that sort of "switch-off" moment that allowed it to develop. Not out of this by any means. Good running from Hogan, too.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:45:23 PM
That could have been 2
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: shipscat on February 20, 2017, 08:45:29 PM
Their first effort...How ferkin typical

Surely Clark's offside..On the initial header
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on February 20, 2017, 08:45:43 PM
Right on time
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 08:45:54 PM
Their first shot on or off target

Terrible time to concede

We'll need some subs to start posing more of a threat
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VILLA MOLE on February 20, 2017, 08:46:14 PM
if this is top of the table fuck me
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on February 20, 2017, 08:46:28 PM
Not out of this by any means.

I take it you don't watch us very often?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:46:29 PM
For their goal in listening to the feckin mall song from original dawn of the dead
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on February 20, 2017, 08:46:31 PM
fucking anonymous westwood
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on February 20, 2017, 08:46:37 PM
Everyone back at a corner again - yet Newcastle still manage to play a short corner and players have switched off.

Kids stuff
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 20, 2017, 08:46:40 PM
1 attempt, 1 goal. My new tactic of not watching or listening hasn't worked so far. Might be time to see if I have a fish pie and can get us winning again
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on February 20, 2017, 08:46:45 PM
Hogan has been poor
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on February 20, 2017, 08:46:54 PM
Giss off you gocks
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 08:47:02 PM
And I forgot how annoying that cock Benitez is with his stupid fucking note book. 
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on February 20, 2017, 08:47:05 PM
Luck has got fuck all to do with it.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 08:47:25 PM
marvellous in defeat , will we ever win a game.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 08:47:46 PM
God I can't say I've been impressed with hogan's touch so far
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on February 20, 2017, 08:48:26 PM
Newcastle score with only shot on target shocker
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 20, 2017, 08:48:41 PM
Comedy. Absolute comedy defending and once again a team we've been doing ok against are suddenly beating us through a gift. Cant see us pulling this back, they'll be rampant second half.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 08:48:53 PM
Hogan has been poor

He hasn't had much service to show what he can do.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: shipscat on February 20, 2017, 08:48:59 PM
Be interesting to see how many times we've conceded from a short corner

Not that it'll be a lot,but I bet it's a great deal more relative to our peers...Grrrr
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:49:03 PM
Sigh. Thought we played well without threatening a great deal. Could have doe with getting to H-T 0-0 so the crowd start to get agitated, but this is the Villa so.....
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: MarkM on February 20, 2017, 08:49:14 PM
Played OK for large parts without actually threatening to score.

It was only a matter of time,  a bit of pressure and they score
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 08:49:23 PM
God I can't say I've been impressed with hogan's touch so far

He looks like he's been on the McCormack diet.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 08:49:27 PM
Twice in forty seconds Newcastle able to stroll across vast stretches of pitch where Taylor is supposed to be.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on February 20, 2017, 08:49:36 PM
This is why playing well without scoring isn't good enough because teams know that whatever happens we'll gift them a chance around half time.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BC Villain on February 20, 2017, 08:49:38 PM
Shot ourselves in the foot yet again.  Surely when the balls bouncing in your own box you expect the keeper to take charge.  Been in the game and frustrated them, but we simply don't look like scoring
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: kieron on February 20, 2017, 08:49:43 PM
"Promising? Determined? Team-player? Score goals? Committed? Statistically brilliant?

 Then come to Aston Villa, where we'll suck all that shit right out of you!"
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 08:49:49 PM
Thank god for beer
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 08:49:53 PM
God I can't say I've been impressed with hogan's touch so far

No he looks a Steve Bull type player, needs the ball in front of him and he gets shots off but doesn't link well. Some nice runs mind.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: frank black on February 20, 2017, 08:50:08 PM
What have we done to deserve this heaped ladle full of bad mojo.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on February 20, 2017, 08:50:17 PM
Well for 40 mins we were the better team and then comedy defending yet again which as usual increases the confidence of the opposition. You really can't blame Bruce for that.  We've been set up right and nullified them it's not his fault they yet again switch off
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 08:50:49 PM
There can not be another team, in any division, that aimlessly kicks out at the ball, like we do.
It's like they all have this inbuilt reaction to just whack , hoof and slash at the fucker, if it comes near them rather  than try and take a touch, or control the ball or god forbid, pass to a teammate.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 08:50:55 PM
I thought we played ok for the majority of the game considering we are away at the Toon. They get one shot on target due to shite defending and the way our luck is going at the moment we will end up with fuck all again.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 20, 2017, 08:51:21 PM
God I can't say I've been impressed with hogan's touch so far

He looks like he's been on the McCormack diet.

I've been on that diet for a good while, it does work
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: mr underhill on February 20, 2017, 08:51:29 PM
We're going down again
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on February 20, 2017, 08:51:38 PM
I get that we're going to concede.Don't care. I care that we're not scoring and look like we're not going to.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 08:51:58 PM
It's all so *sighs* Villa. We all know what's going to happen.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 08:52:17 PM
I hope that was our shit half.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: London Villan on February 20, 2017, 08:52:28 PM
Like mccormack we don't play to Hogan's strengths. What was the point in buying him?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on February 20, 2017, 08:52:35 PM
Twice in forty seconds Newcastle able to stroll across vast stretches of pitch where Taylor is supposed to be.

I thought he played alright to be honest. He defends better than Amavi
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 08:52:49 PM
Not out of this by any means.

I take it you don't watch us very often?
Every chance I get, of course. But the first half has been as good as any we've produced since Brighton IMO.
Pressing well. Passing well. Lots of effort generally. Good levels of determination up to the hammer blow goal. And they have been very poor for a table-topping side. Someone earlier mentioned they'll be straight back down. No sign of them being even that good.
We are not going to be bettered in this game IMO. I have changed my mind and now go 1-1,
be positive. 'Cmon you Lions !
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:52:54 PM
I was browsing the leading scorers tables in the Observer yesterday, and the words 'Aston Villa' appeared in my line of vision - 'must be Kodjia' I thought, but no, it was Hogan - 14 goals. Then he comes here and does nothing. Predictable I suppose
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: darren woolley on February 20, 2017, 08:53:20 PM
Thank god for beer

This.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 08:53:46 PM
Unless we come out fighting for every ball this next half I think I'll call this season over in terms of time and money investment..  I don't give s shit if we lose, I want to see some heart.  40 mins we're the better team.  Hogan, needs a goal too cause so far so unimpressed.  Houranhane, good 20 mins then a couple of shit corners, show us you're better than Westwood.  Lansbury, wind these fat twats up and get that cock shelve sent off.  Show some balls.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Ads on February 20, 2017, 08:54:08 PM
We're doing alright. Lansbury and Hourihane need to do more to get closer to Hogan and use the space he creates.

These have been shit. First fucking shot a goal. Useless defending for the corner.

We will.do them second half.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 08:54:18 PM
Hogan has been poor

why single him out from the other 21 ?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 08:54:53 PM
I was browsing the leading scorers tables in the Observer yesterday, and the words 'Aston Villa' appeared in my line of vision - 'must be Kodjia' I thought, but no, it was Hogan - 14 goals. Then he comes here and does nothing. Predictable I suppose

I don't recall the team creating many chances for him, do you?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on February 20, 2017, 08:55:05 PM
Not out of this by any means.

I take it you don't watch us very often?
Every chance I get, of course. But the first half has been as good as any we've produced since Brighton IMO.
Pressing well. Passing well. Lots of effort generally. Good levels of determination up to the hammer blow goal. And they have been very poor for a table-topping side. Someone earlier mentioned they'll be straight back down. No sign of them being even that good.
We are not going to be bettered in this game IMO. I have changed my mind and now go 1-1,
be positive. 'Cmon you Lions !
We will lose by 2 + goals I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 08:55:42 PM
We're doing alright. Lansbury and Hourihane need to do more to get closer to Hogan and use the space he creates.

These have been shit. First fucking shot a goal. Useless defending for the corner.

We will.do them second half.

Well, that's confined us to a 4-0 defeat.  If you predicted tomorrow was going to be Tuesday I'd check the calendar! :)
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 08:55:47 PM
Hogan has been poor

why single him out from the other 21 ?

Because he cost £loads of millions and has been unconvincing so far.  That's why. 
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on February 20, 2017, 08:56:13 PM
Hogan has been poor

why single him out from the other 21 ?
Because a)I'm only talking about Villa players
b)He has been poor
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 08:56:18 PM
Hogan has been poor

why single him out from the other 21 ?
Hogan has been no poorer than anyone.
The poor fucker is playing in a team that is totally and utterly incapable of playing in way that makes the most of his ability
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on February 20, 2017, 08:56:26 PM
We were solid apart from the usual goal fuck up. Geordie mates saying we've been robbed so far. So let's not let our malaise distort reality of what's just happened.
Only player for me who is the weak link is Mr Iceland. Offered nothing, can't tackle and just try's to get the ball away rather than accept responsibility and pick a pass.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Ads on February 20, 2017, 08:56:37 PM
We're doing alright. Lansbury and Hourihane need to do more to get closer to Hogan and use the space he creates.

These have been shit. First fucking shot a goal. Useless defending for the corner.

We will.do them second half.

Well, that's confined us to a 4-0 defeat.  If you predicted tomorrow was going to be Tuesday I'd check the calendar! :)

From my view we've been the better side. The midfield two in front of Jedinak need to show more and we will create
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on February 20, 2017, 08:57:19 PM
Huff and puff, a bit of effort, no real quality, no real width and hence no goals. Oh for an Ashley Young to provide some bloody service. Leading goalscorer isolated on the left. Rubbish
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 08:57:24 PM
Right that's it. I'm hitting the Chivas Regal.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 08:57:38 PM
I am emotionally spent watching Villa
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Clampy on February 20, 2017, 08:57:52 PM
I thought we played reasonably well that first half. We didn't create a lot but we frustrated them and that's what you need to do at a place like that. It's going to be difficult now they've got that goal though.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: London Villan on February 20, 2017, 08:57:57 PM
Watch hogan's goals. Not many come from sixty yard whacks from centre halves.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 08:58:24 PM
I was browsing the leading scorers tables in the Observer yesterday, and the words 'Aston Villa' appeared in my line of vision - 'must be Kodjia' I thought, but no, it was Hogan - 14 goals. Then he comes here and does nothing. Predictable I suppose

I don't recall the team creating many chances for him, do you?

Exactly - that was my point. Not well made obviously
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 20, 2017, 08:58:24 PM
Just cracked a  5am Saint
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 20, 2017, 08:59:20 PM
Gonna piss this league they said...
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on February 20, 2017, 08:59:47 PM
Quite honestly we may as well just start every game 1-0 down such is the oh well attitude.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on February 20, 2017, 08:59:58 PM
I thought we played reasonably well that first half. We didn't create a lot but we frustrated them and that's what you need to do at a place like that. It's going to be difficult now they've got that goal though.

You are right but we have seen such things many times before.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on February 20, 2017, 09:00:34 PM
Gonna piss this league they said...
Fake news.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Sexual Ealing on February 20, 2017, 09:00:54 PM
I hope Bruce has given up telling them that there are 'turning points'. They don't like them. They're scared of them. There have been so many that we've snubbed.

I think we're getting relegated.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:01:01 PM
We look a lot more solid as a team with Jedinak in it, Hutton I thought had a decent half.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 09:01:02 PM
Can jack play in thors place? Offers no pace or nous whatsoever. Also are they aware of each other? 3 players crowding ball. And ffs kodjia, look up!!!!!! Pass! Feel Hogan is a) isolated and b) thinking why the fuck did I come here
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 09:01:13 PM
So this has become Bruces defining game? Make a change! See whats been happening 1st half and adapt accordingly.
No chance and no changes until 75. Fuck off now Bruce!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CT Villan on February 20, 2017, 09:01:23 PM
We are missing the final ball...look a bit impotent. Need 2 up top for a start.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:01:32 PM
Hogan has been poor

why single him out from the other 21 ?

Because he cost £loads of millions and has been unconvincing so far.  That's why.


don't agree I think theres some players on that pitch that make him right at home, that's why nerr

seriously he's quite isolated, not many players trying to link up , give him options breaking forward.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on February 20, 2017, 09:01:52 PM
Right that's it. I'm hitting the Chivas Regal.

Can Can I come over? Promise not to talk football
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on February 20, 2017, 09:01:59 PM
Well things are such that I was sitting here watching Sutton United v Arsenal and had completely forgotten that we were playing tonight.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: charleeco7 on February 20, 2017, 09:02:13 PM
Worked hard without looking too threatening. Switched off at the corner but had plenty of chances to clear the ball. Come on villa!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: maigrait on February 20, 2017, 09:02:19 PM
Aston Villa have not come from behind, at half time, in 3 and a half years...

Great stat there from sky sports.... FFS!!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on February 20, 2017, 09:02:37 PM
Has our new Icelandic player ever managed to pass to a teammate? I don't mean in this match, I mean in all the games he's played for Villa.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ROBBO on February 20, 2017, 09:02:45 PM
Calm down we looked like a team in that half we better than matched them, just one fck up shouldn't take that away.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:03:09 PM
Aston Villa have not come from behind, at half time, in 3 and a half years...

Great stat there from sky sports.... FFS!!

I'm surprised it's not longer.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 09:03:11 PM
Right that's it. I'm hitting the Chivas Regal.

Can Can I come over? Promise not to talk football

Yes, but no dancing allowed.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 09:03:33 PM
Well things are such that I was sitting here watching Sutton United v Arsenal and had completely forgotten that we were playing tonight.

It must have come as a relief to find out it was a bit like watching all our other Bruce matches.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:04:04 PM
I'd get Adomah on for Bjarnason - offered very little so far
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 09:04:21 PM
Itbrvilla good beer choice dude. Punk ipa for me
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on February 20, 2017, 09:04:27 PM
Can't score goals and can't defend...bit of a recipe there
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: The Edge on February 20, 2017, 09:04:35 PM
I think that must be the 187th time we've conceded a  similar goal in 3 seasons. Time for a change. 2-1 villa Ciaran Clark o.g in the 92nd minute
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:05:04 PM
Oh no. A corner
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:05:11 PM
The movement in front of Taylor then sums up Villa over the last few years, simply none existent, so he kicks the ball out of play
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:05:51 PM
I'd get Adomah on for Bjarnason - offered very little so far

Yes I think he'd do more tham Bjarnason.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 09:06:06 PM
Can't score goals and can't defend...bit of a recipe there

I know this one. Is it a disaster omelette?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:06:17 PM
Hogan has been poor

why single him out from the other 21 ?
Because a)I'm only talking about Villa players
b)He has been poor


ok theres 10 other players , no?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 09:06:41 PM
Jumbo, why do you think The Malandro said Can Can he come over.  He has got his new garters on I expect.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:08:01 PM
dangerous free kick
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 09:08:49 PM
Maybe The Malandro is a man who knows how to get his kicks? Anyway, less of the Jumbo, please, Brian. I'm an extra-medium.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: b23 on February 20, 2017, 09:08:49 PM
I'd get Adomah on for Bjarnason - offered very little so far

Yes
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:08:55 PM
dangerous free kick

And well defended.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:09:08 PM
in fairness the refs having an ok game.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Uknowthescore on February 20, 2017, 09:09:55 PM
The new signings aren't exactly shining are they.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 09:09:58 PM
Adomah for Thor is a must

He's really looked bad so far

I think we might need to get kodjia up top as well

I'd still like to see us try a diamond at some point
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 09:10:08 PM
in fairness the refs having an ok game.

Sign him up.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Skerra on February 20, 2017, 09:10:23 PM
What pisses me off. Subs at ht when needed. Why is Thor still on the pitch, as he thinks we are playing in stripes!!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:10:52 PM
I think I fucking hate elphick.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 09:11:09 PM
Pissing this league aren't we?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:11:46 PM
Lansbury is having a decent game.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 20, 2017, 09:11:46 PM
What pisses me off. Subs at ht when needed. Why is Thor still on the pitch, as he thinks we are playing in stripes!!

We'll probably make a change after about 78 mins, 10 mins or so after they scored a 3rd.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:11:55 PM
Terrible free kick
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:11:55 PM
What the fuck can Bruce see in Bjarni to think he's a right winger. Or footballer.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 09:12:05 PM
Bruce is old school.  Subs are only for injury replacements.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 09:12:08 PM
Our players look like they all walk in treacle.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: London Villan on February 20, 2017, 09:12:11 PM
Pass to Villa player!!!!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:13:42 PM
Lot of blind passes being played to no one.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: django on February 20, 2017, 09:14:24 PM
Pass to Villa player!!!!

Are you available to pay a visit to Bodymoor Heath this week?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:14:25 PM
That shot sums up Bjarnasons game tonight.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:14:27 PM
That shot will land in Edinburgh
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on February 20, 2017, 09:14:29 PM
Few minutes ago Hogan miscontrolled a ball.Couldn't trap it.Maybe that's not his game.Or the service.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:14:58 PM
commentator said swing of thor, pist myself, yeah get your coat.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:15:16 PM
Please take Bjarnason off. 
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:15:42 PM
Please take Bjarnason off. 
87 mins ?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: django on February 20, 2017, 09:16:01 PM
I like Kodja but fuck me he needs to pass every now and again.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on February 20, 2017, 09:16:09 PM
Put Adomah or Grealish on for Bjarnason. No threat at the moment.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 09:16:15 PM
Very telling that the close-up of our bench showed SB in conversation only with Clemence. But no sign of urgency in freshening things up and no sign of subs warming-up either.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 09:16:26 PM
Few minutes ago Hogan miscontrolled a ball.Couldn't trap it.Maybe that's not his game.Or the service.
He's shit.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 09:16:32 PM
Please take Bjarnason off. 
87 mins ?

To be replaced by Baker.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 09:16:35 PM
We are going down again aren't we?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:16:35 PM
Am I alone in thinking he should have caught that free kick?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on February 20, 2017, 09:16:38 PM
Tonev & Bjarnason must be brothers. How the hell does he get picked ahead of Adomah?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:16:48 PM
were having a good passage of play, so I suppose that says,

not long till Newcastle get the second.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:16:58 PM
Fuck my old boots.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 20, 2017, 09:16:58 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:17:00 PM
Fuck sake ggggrrrrr
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:17:07 PM
Oh for fucks sake. Can we not defend a corner
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 20, 2017, 09:17:07 PM
I'm done. G'night.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:17:16 PM
That's fucking crap. Again.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 09:17:16 PM
We are fucking wank
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on February 20, 2017, 09:17:18 PM
We really are fucking useless.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on February 20, 2017, 09:17:20 PM
How many more Micky mouse goals???!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VILLA MOLE on February 20, 2017, 09:17:30 PM
fuckwits
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:17:36 PM
Fecking hell, its back to the old 'cornalty' days
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 20, 2017, 09:17:40 PM
Got to be honest whatever team we send out we can't break the cycle.

At a loss tbh.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:17:40 PM
Jesus Christ.  And he's a professional footballer?

Back to the good old cornerlty days I see.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:17:44 PM
Fucking wanker elphick again. Started wrong side and couldn't get back.
Wanker!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:17:50 PM
Two shit goals conceded tonight
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on February 20, 2017, 09:17:54 PM
Another shit goal conceded. Another corner not cleared.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:17:59 PM
Fecking hell, its back to the old 'cornalty' days

Great minds!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:18:09 PM
I'm a prothet, or just used to watching us.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 20, 2017, 09:18:30 PM
Lack of class the Newcastle PA announcing that as a Lansbury own goal.

Such a petty club that lot.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: richtheholtender on February 20, 2017, 09:18:33 PM
Only we could fall for the same corner twice.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: The Edge on February 20, 2017, 09:18:42 PM
I think that must be the 187th time we've conceded a  similar goal in 3 seasons. Time for a change. 2-1 villa Ciaran Clark o.g in the 92nd minute
Make that 188
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: maigrait on February 20, 2017, 09:18:45 PM
FFS! When will this shite ever end?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 09:18:49 PM
Ah good stuff.  Two fucking gifts.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: murfee on February 20, 2017, 09:19:00 PM
Typical villa ..Jedinak fouls when Diame gets in shooting range. Why no challenge on the half way line? Free kick ...corner...goal FFS
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:19:04 PM
Bruce - for fucks sake change it.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on February 20, 2017, 09:19:11 PM
2-0 and Newcastle haven't really threatened. Comical.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 09:19:16 PM
Did they not think it was worth paying attention when they tried that same routine, ooh... 20 seconds earlier?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: jimmygreen on February 20, 2017, 09:19:16 PM
Na na nana ner na na na nerna. 'Kin laughable.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 09:19:17 PM
I truly hate how Villa makes me feel about football.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on February 20, 2017, 09:19:26 PM
Cuntfuckspasms.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:19:31 PM
We are an utter fucking shambles.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 09:19:35 PM
....positivity...well, maybe 2-2 ?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 09:19:37 PM
Lack of class the Newcastle PA announcing that as a Lansbury own goal.

Such a petty club that lot.

Yep.  Sad
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Legion on February 20, 2017, 09:19:39 PM
I give up.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 09:19:48 PM
That's what you get for playing Elphick ahead of Baker.  Elphick is total jinx on the defence.  Fuck off Bruce.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Uknowthescore on February 20, 2017, 09:19:52 PM
Bruce ain't got a clue the twat why not make any subs now we got nothing to loose
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 20, 2017, 09:19:57 PM
Hopefully these ****** have relegation wage clauses. Probably don't though.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 09:20:13 PM
I mean that's just shit Lansbury

Embarrassingly shit


Fucking hell hogan looks like he's playing park football - flicking it onto himself and running
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:20:29 PM
Right Bruce get that fucking Thor off and get Albert on.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Holte132 on February 20, 2017, 09:20:40 PM
Well, that's buggered my birthday up - thanks Villa!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 09:20:52 PM
Still waiting to see some heart (and not the 80s hair metal band)
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 09:20:54 PM
I never thought I'd say this so quickly but I am done with Bruce
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Loxton01 on February 20, 2017, 09:20:59 PM
It's so desperate. One question why does Bruce never talk a decision through with calderwood??
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 09:21:07 PM
We are shit and even lambert era better than this wank
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:21:14 PM
If you thought it was lump it before now, it'll be even more lump it from here on in
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: dave17 on February 20, 2017, 09:21:15 PM
Two soft goals
He needs to change it now
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 09:21:16 PM
That's what you get for playing Elphick ahead of Baker.  Elphick is total jinx on the defence.  Fuck off Bruce.

I think elphick has been ok

Baker has been very bad of late
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 09:21:27 PM
Fuck Off now Bruce and the lot of them, they don't even look bothered.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on February 20, 2017, 09:21:29 PM
Still at least they didn't ruin my weekend.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 20, 2017, 09:21:46 PM
for all the huffing and puffing in the first half, Newcastle have played crap tonight and are still beating us at a canter
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:22:02 PM
It takes some doing to take a midfield of Westwood and Gardner, buy three new players, and make it worse.  Well played Bruce, well played.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 09:22:11 PM
Still twenty minutes or more to go to " subs-time " I 'spose. Confidence and effort rate need to be maintained now.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on February 20, 2017, 09:22:12 PM
Worst team ever.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Loxton01 on February 20, 2017, 09:22:35 PM
People may slate Hogan but he runs and works hard when will Kodija do that!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 20, 2017, 09:22:44 PM
Draw or lose our "good" half, lose our "bad" half.

Nothing changes.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:22:47 PM
Oh fuck off Bjarnason.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on February 20, 2017, 09:22:51 PM
Well we all knew it was game over at 1-0.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: London Villan on February 20, 2017, 09:22:57 PM
Make a change....please
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:22:57 PM
Good save but Bjarnason should have buried it
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: django on February 20, 2017, 09:22:58 PM
I don't know if you can allow for a footballer like Lansbury failing to kick a ball. But Bruce should have put Adomah on when we were still in the game. Now I can see us losing 4-0. We certainly don't look like creating anything ourselves.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:22:59 PM
Should of buried that chance
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:23:05 PM
You see Hutton marauding forward, where he invariably fucks it up with a crap pass or cross, and now all can do is laugh.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 09:23:07 PM
Fuck me, fuck off Thor
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:23:17 PM
well weve made the geordies happy. oh there loving it.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 20, 2017, 09:23:20 PM
People may slate Hogan but he runs and works hard when will Kodija do that!

Kodjia has been running all over the place, what the actual fuck are you on about?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:23:40 PM
So so slow in everything we do
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:23:45 PM
Make a fucking substitution!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:23:47 PM
Still twenty minutes or more to go to " subs-time " I 'spose. Confidence and effort rate need to be maintained now.

Based on Saturday, it'll take Bruce, Calderwood and Clemence twenty minutes to decide what changes to make
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on February 20, 2017, 09:23:53 PM
How the fuck did he save that
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 09:24:05 PM
Another sitter missed. 
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 09:24:11 PM
Kodjia does all the hard work and fucks up the pass
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: supertom on February 20, 2017, 09:24:20 PM
Garbage.
I really don't get Lansbury. What does he do? What does he offer? Can't tackle. Not great with the ball. Doesn't look like a goal threat. Offers nothing definsively. He's just a pony tail and a beard with some tatts.
Lansbury looks like that c**t on a Thai party Island who sits outside the surf shack he's decided to work in for the summer, strumming on an out of tune acoustic guitar with a variety of anti-establishment stickers on it. He's that sort of irksome knobhead that's a magnet for absolutely trollied British slags on a piss up. That guy who needs to fuck off home, grow up and find a real job. As it is he's somehow managed to fall into professional football in this case and is stinking up our midfield.

Alan Hutton has been our best player today. Which says it all.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: murfee on February 20, 2017, 09:24:42 PM
Swats off Colback like a fly then gives Newcastle the ball like a twat
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 09:24:48 PM
Newcastle are shit and we once again have just thrown away opportunities and points.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 09:24:53 PM
To be fair, that's probably the first time someone other than Hogan has been in their box while the ball was in play.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:24:55 PM
At least Bruce can bring on a couple of the many strikers that he has on the bench  ::)
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:25:01 PM
Tearing us apart now.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:25:13 PM
I'm praying for FT
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 20, 2017, 09:25:19 PM
Elphick is such a mug player.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 09:25:28 PM
Yep.  Subs required
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on February 20, 2017, 09:25:33 PM
Almost another crap goal conceded...
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:25:41 PM
More shit defending from Elphick
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:25:43 PM
Terrible by Elphick. Again
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on February 20, 2017, 09:25:49 PM
Why no changes? I just don't understand it
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: LukeJames on February 20, 2017, 09:26:06 PM
He'just trying to keep the score down, not a fucking clue how to change it. theres your stability.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 09:26:17 PM
Goodness me we are at fucking sixes and sevens. What a mess
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:26:25 PM
Why no changes? I just don't understand it
2 words.

Steve Bruce.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:26:35 PM
25 mins or so for Newcastle to pad their goal difference
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: supertom on February 20, 2017, 09:26:40 PM
Elphick is such a mug player.
You could make a similar case for the majority of the rest to be fair.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:27:15 PM
We are gonna concede a few more here the way they have collapsed.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: London Villan on February 20, 2017, 09:27:21 PM
Clueless fuckin twats
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:27:32 PM
I bet Arsenal and Sutton is more closely matched than this half.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Iamkmkm on February 20, 2017, 09:27:42 PM
Bruce out!!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:27:56 PM
I can see a right gubbing here.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:27:59 PM
ffs Bruce - we're 2-0 down. DO SOMETHING
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on February 20, 2017, 09:28:01 PM
Goodness me we are at fucking sixes and sevens. What a mess

Seems to have been our identity for a number of years.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on February 20, 2017, 09:28:02 PM
Look woefully unfit throughout
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:28:03 PM
It could already be 5 if not for the keeper.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 09:28:12 PM
Nice throw... defence v attack now. 
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 20, 2017, 09:28:14 PM
Why no changes? I just don't understand it
Cos he's a thick ******?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:28:20 PM
REMEMBER LEICESTER LAST YEAR, that was the turning point in both our seasons,

Tonight will win the league for these ******. as for us we will torture ourselves again and again.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on February 20, 2017, 09:28:32 PM
Somebody fuckin tell them we are losing 2-0. Why are they so deep?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:28:34 PM
Couple of good saves from Johnstone
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 20, 2017, 09:29:11 PM
Elphick is such a mug player.
You could make a similar case for the majority of the rest to be fair.

Most of them are better than what they're showing.

Elphick isn't.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:29:12 PM
Albert on Jedi off.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on February 20, 2017, 09:29:18 PM
Confidence is shot. Playing ok up to their first goal. Heads just drop.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 20, 2017, 09:29:38 PM
Garbage.
I really don't get Lansbury. What does he do? What does he offer? Can't tackle. Not great with the ball. Doesn't look like a goal threat. Offers nothing definsively. He's just a pony tail and a beard with some tatts.
Lansbury looks like that c**t on a Thai party Island who sits outside the surf shack he's decided to work in for the summer, strumming on an out of tune acoustic guitar with a variety of anti-establishment stickers on it. He's that sort of irksome knobhead that's a magnet for absolutely trollied British slags on a piss up. That guy who needs to fuck off home, grow up and find a real job. As it is he's somehow managed to fall into professional football in this case and is stinking up our midfield.

Alan Hutton has been our best player today. Which says it all.

Pissed myself laughing reading that
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VillaBoy_23 on February 20, 2017, 09:29:52 PM
The more I think about it the more of a disgrace I think we are. No passion. No heart. No energy. Not one of them dying for the shirt. Really makes me wander why any of us bother.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: maigrait on February 20, 2017, 09:29:53 PM
Arsenal reserves are passing it around better than us currently...
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on February 20, 2017, 09:29:54 PM
Bang on 70 minutes the first sub so predictable the guy is a fucking moron.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: django on February 20, 2017, 09:29:54 PM
Change made 20 minutes too late.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on February 20, 2017, 09:29:58 PM
Look woefully unfit throughout

Jedinak totally gone 15 mins ago, Lansbury and Bjarnason miles off the pace too

Great save from Johnstone just now, havent had any luck tonight to be fair but the table doesnt lie I'm afraid

Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: supertom on February 20, 2017, 09:30:26 PM
Confidence is shot. Playing ok up to their first goal. Heads just drop.
That sad part is that the first goal, and not their second is when the game was over. As always seems to be the case with us recently. I've known few sides that look so utterly destroyed by a single goal.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 09:30:30 PM
It could already be 5 if not for the keeper.

Eh? Wasn't that the first thing he's managed to do competently all evening?

Everything else has been punching things he should catch and not coming for things he should punch.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: maigrait on February 20, 2017, 09:30:32 PM
Arsenal reserves are passing it around better than us currently...

oh and sutton making more of a go of it.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 09:30:45 PM
Good clear save from Johnstone there. But Shelvey is now bossing midfield. OMG a sub at 70 mins ! Swoon. Well, Jedinack wasn't going to last longer was he ?Let's see what Adomah can bring. I'd accept a lay-off for Kodjia to score to put the wind up them right now.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: django on February 20, 2017, 09:31:20 PM
Garbage.
I really don't get Lansbury. What does he do? What does he offer? Can't tackle. Not great with the ball. Doesn't look like a goal threat. Offers nothing definsively. He's just a pony tail and a beard with some tatts.
Lansbury looks like that c**t on a Thai party Island who sits outside the surf shack he's decided to work in for the summer, strumming on an out of tune acoustic guitar with a variety of anti-establishment stickers on it. He's that sort of irksome knobhead that's a magnet for absolutely trollied British slags on a piss up. That guy who needs to fuck off home, grow up and find a real job. As it is he's somehow managed to fall into professional football in this case and is stinking up our midfield.

Alan Hutton has been our best player today. Which says it all.

Highlight of the evening. And accurate about Hutton sadly.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 09:31:33 PM
Johnny should be in the middle, Bruce should be in the midden. Fuck off now Bruce...
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: mr underhill on February 20, 2017, 09:32:07 PM
You can directly trace our collapse as a club to that 6-0 pasting to the Jawdies just after MON did one. At this rate we're heading for Division 3 and beyond. Taxi for Steve please
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 09:32:29 PM
We deserve to be where we are. Sorry but Bruce out. Was supporter but when lambert era looks better than this......make the fucking change as it isn't working potato head
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VillaBoy_23 on February 20, 2017, 09:32:51 PM
Bjarnason is one of the worst players I've seen in a long long time
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:32:58 PM
For fuck sake Bjarnosan we are in Claret and Blue you knob jockey, that's who you should be passing to.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:33:06 PM
It could already be 5 if not for the keeper.

Eh? Wasn't that the first thing he's managed to do competently all evening?

Everything else has been punching things he should catch and not coming for things he should punch.
Oh, I think he a complete liability, but he has saved a couple at the near post and that cross shot.
Maybe, I'm being too kind to him but I expect so little now, even the simple stuff feels like a blessing.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:33:13 PM
Let's pretend we've scored a goal
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 09:33:19 PM
The chances of them not scoring one or two more are remote

I'm not sure how Brentford tended to play but I really can't see this 433 with hogan as the 9 working at all

To add to the list of expensive strikers we've bought since benteke, none of whom is actually a proper 9 (maybe kodjia apart)
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 09:34:16 PM
I feel sorry for Hogan. What's he supposed to do with random punts from the middle of our half?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:34:26 PM
Bjarnason is one of the worst players I've seen in a long long time

Yup, his four or five performances so far have been right up there with the worst I've seen. He looks like a disinterested parks player.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:34:47 PM
We actually LOOK like a relegation threatened team.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:34:51 PM
Garbage.
I really don't get Lansbury. What does he do? What does he offer? Can't tackle. Not great with the ball. Doesn't look like a goal threat. Offers nothing definsively. He's just a pony tail and a beard with some tatts.
Lansbury looks like that c**t on a Thai party Island who sits outside the surf shack he's decided to work in for the summer, strumming on an out of tune acoustic guitar with a variety of anti-establishment stickers on it. He's that sort of irksome knobhead that's a magnet for absolutely trollied British slags on a piss up. That guy who needs to fuck off home, grow up and find a real job. As it is he's somehow managed to fall into professional football in this case and is stinking up our midfield.

Alan Hutton has been our best player today. Which says it all.

Pissed myself laughing reading that

Same here, excellent stuff, and very true!  I'm always very suspicious of people, and especially of football players, who put that much effort into cultivating facial hair.  Jedinak being another culprit.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:35:28 PM
Bjarnason is one of the worst players I've seen in a long long time

him or westwood??
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on February 20, 2017, 09:35:58 PM
How is Bjarnason still on the pitch? Woeful pass straight to the opposition a couple of minutes ago. Get Jack on for him...
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:36:07 PM
Bjarnason is one of the worst players I've seen in a long long time

Yup, his four or five performances so far have been right up there with the worst I've seen. He looks like a disinterested parks player.

I think he's firmly in the "I've paid money for him, so I have to play him" category.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 09:36:24 PM
Bjarnason is one of the worst players I've seen in a long long time

Yup, his four or five performances so far have been right up there with the worst I've seen. He looks like a disinterested parks player.

I think he's interested - he works hard

He just looks awful. He's making me long for leonhardsen
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 09:36:59 PM
Who scouted Bjarnason?  How do we manage to find such bad players?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 09:37:12 PM
For fuck sake Bjarnosan we are in Claret and Blue you knob jockey, that's who you should be passing to.
Purple,and the badge, thats the problem ;)
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 09:37:23 PM
Garbage.
I really don't get Lansbury. What does he do? What does he offer? Can't tackle. Not great with the ball. Doesn't look like a goal threat. Offers nothing definsively. He's just a pony tail and a beard with some tatts.
Lansbury looks like that c**t on a Thai party Island who sits outside the surf shack he's decided to work in for the summer, strumming on an out of tune acoustic guitar with a variety of anti-establishment stickers on it. He's that sort of irksome knobhead that's a magnet for absolutely trollied British slags on a piss up. That guy who needs to fuck off home, grow up and find a real job. As it is he's somehow managed to fall into professional football in this case and is stinking up our midfield.

Alan Hutton has been our best player today. Which says it all.

Pissed myself laughing reading that

Same here, excellent stuff, and very true!  I'm always very suspicious of people, and especially of football players, who put that much effort into cultivating facial hair.  Jedinak being another culprit.

Doesn't Jedinak look like he's spent less time grooming his face than pretty much anybody since Rasputin?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 09:37:58 PM
Bjarnason is one of the worst players I've seen in a long long time

him or westwood??

Is that a joke?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 20, 2017, 09:37:59 PM
We actually LOOK like a relegation threatened team.
I wonder why?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:38:05 PM
Jesus FUCKING WEPT HOGAN
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 20, 2017, 09:38:28 PM
We seem to have signed a more expensive, shorter, slower version of Tony Cascarino.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on February 20, 2017, 09:38:41 PM
Some of the individual errors are truly comical.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: richtheholtender on February 20, 2017, 09:38:46 PM
It's taken four games to destroy Hogan. Even for villa that's impressive.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BC Villain on February 20, 2017, 09:38:50 PM
We actually LOOK like a relegation threatened team.

Problem is we don't seem to realise we're in a dogfight
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on February 20, 2017, 09:38:55 PM
That Diame has won everything tonight and probably Ben the difference
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:39:03 PM
Gardner coming on. That'll put the shits up them
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:39:14 PM
the bar codes actually fancy it now, they can smell goals, just like we cant.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VILLA MOLE on February 20, 2017, 09:39:21 PM
why do they look like they have only just met?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:39:25 PM
Is hourihane still on, I haven't seen or heard of him for 30 mins
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: tomd2103 on February 20, 2017, 09:39:33 PM
It really is staggering how often we needlessly give the ball away.  It's not just one or two players either, it's all of them.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: TonyD on February 20, 2017, 09:39:35 PM
They simply haven't a clue.   What do they do all week?  Expect Bruce to go before we drop into bottom 3.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on February 20, 2017, 09:39:38 PM
If the answer is Gary Gardner I'd love to know what the question is
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: class-of-82 on February 20, 2017, 09:39:42 PM
How can we sign two captains, brentfords best player top scorer and a player who didn't look out of place in the euros and look worse than ever
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:39:44 PM
Who scouts these utter ******?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 20, 2017, 09:39:47 PM
Ball goes out on the right, we put a ball in and Kodja is hugging the left wing. Pointless.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on February 20, 2017, 09:39:52 PM
For fucks sake Bruce, get Bjarnason off. Another pass to them...
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 09:39:59 PM
Warren Aspinalls' grandson.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:40:00 PM
GG & Leo
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:40:03 PM
It's taken four games to destroy Hogan. Even for villa that's impressive.
First smile of the night.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 09:40:27 PM
Oh dear god

Thor, Lansbury and hogan all managed to look shit within five seconds of each other then

Adomah played it through to hogan and he looked like he'd never played the game before
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:40:37 PM
Jesus, Gardner and Bacuna coming on. 
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VILLA MOLE on February 20, 2017, 09:40:47 PM
all that attacking flair now on  ;D
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 09:41:14 PM
If the answer is Gary Gardner I'd love to know what the question is

Someone somewhere is playing heroes and villains bingo

Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 20, 2017, 09:41:18 PM
Why did I buy tickets for Derby on Saturday? Why did I think that was a great idea.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 20, 2017, 09:41:18 PM
Who coaches/manages these utter c***s?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Holte132 on February 20, 2017, 09:41:30 PM
Jesus, Gardner and Bacuna coming on. 

Wish it were Jesus coming on!!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:41:39 PM
puppy pants wet dream 3 - 2 Villa
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on February 20, 2017, 09:41:39 PM
Garbage.
I really don't get Lansbury. What does he do? What does he offer? Can't tackle. Not great with the ball. Doesn't look like a goal threat. Offers nothing definsively. He's just a pony tail and a beard with some tatts.
Lansbury looks like that c**t on a Thai party Island who sits outside the surf shack he's decided to work in for the summer, strumming on an out of tune acoustic guitar with a variety of anti-establishment stickers on it. He's that sort of irksome knobhead that's a magnet for absolutely trollied British slags on a piss up. That guy who needs to fuck off home, grow up and find a real job. As it is he's somehow managed to fall into professional football in this case and is stinking up our midfield.

Alan Hutton has been our best player today. Which says it all.

Highlight of the evening. And accurate about Hutton sadly.

When things get physical, Hutton is always up for it which is more than you can say for most of our expensively assembled Nancy boys.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 09:41:59 PM
Jesus, Gardner and Bacuna coming on.

Phew, not a moment too soon.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:42:09 PM
Jesus, Gardner and Bacuna coming on. 

Even he couldn't keep his patience with this lot.

Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:42:23 PM
Jesus, Gardner and Bacuna coming on. 

Can't do that. Already made one sub, so Jesus will have to sit back down
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:42:48 PM
At least bacunas donnies won't get cold.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on February 20, 2017, 09:42:49 PM
It's taken four games to destroy Hogan. Even for villa that's impressive.
First smile of the night.
Hogan is a good player not getting anything like the service he needs.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:43:08 PM
A corner!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on February 20, 2017, 09:43:23 PM
Bjarnason is one of the worst players I've seen in a long long time
I think Tonev quantum leaps into him before each game.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:43:36 PM
Hogan looks crocked
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: steamer on February 20, 2017, 09:43:41 PM
Been going through the motions for last 20 mins
Utter crap, not even angry just forlorn.
Bruce could not motivate a shag in a brothel
Get rid before we go down.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 09:43:51 PM
He uses these substitutions and the team sheet as what Boris Johnson calls Punishment Beatings. 
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:43:59 PM
We should have signed the actual Angela Lansbury.  Despite being 91 I reckon she'd have kept that ball out.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: class-of-82 on February 20, 2017, 09:44:07 PM
It's not Jesus it's hay Zeus
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 20, 2017, 09:44:08 PM
We need the new season to start again and pray that we are playing Championship football when it does.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: ez on February 20, 2017, 09:44:12 PM
Who scouts these utter c***s?

We need a clearout.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:44:14 PM
Looks a bad injury for Hogan.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:44:18 PM
That's hogan out for a long time.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: frank black on February 20, 2017, 09:44:21 PM
He's gone hasn't he, raining it's pouring isn't it.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:44:23 PM
Hogan looks crocked

Yes, for about 85 mins now
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: django on February 20, 2017, 09:44:25 PM
Hogans just done his achilles.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 20, 2017, 09:44:26 PM
Just mentioned on the radio no Villa player has gone to see how Hogan is.....
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:44:26 PM
Ankle twisted badly as he landed. Could be a nasty one
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 09:44:33 PM
To the tune of bye bye baby. Insert your own name.   Bruce?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on February 20, 2017, 09:44:36 PM
It's taken four games to destroy Hogan. Even for villa that's impressive.
First smile of the night.
Hogan is a good player not getting anything like the service he needs.
And is now injured
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: john2710 on February 20, 2017, 09:44:47 PM
Two of the worst goals you'll ever see.

Newcastle are the top of the league but on this showing are they that much better than us?

Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on February 20, 2017, 09:44:48 PM
And Hogan out for the season. When will this disaster end?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 20, 2017, 09:44:54 PM
Good play there to get a corner....but so slow ! and therefore predictable. Now Hogan's copped a Kodjia. We'll soo have no forwards for £40million quid ! He's to be carried off. Damnation !
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:45:04 PM
thank fuck were winning, cuz this side to side football aint going nowhere.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on February 20, 2017, 09:45:08 PM
Kodjia and Hogan both crocked...
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: django on February 20, 2017, 09:45:10 PM
Just mentioned on the radio no Villa player has gone to see how Hogan is.....

It's a good point. They're all a bunch of ******.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 20, 2017, 09:45:10 PM
Cursed.  Utterly cursed. 
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: London Villan on February 20, 2017, 09:45:14 PM
Out for months with that. We don't pass to him anyway.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 20, 2017, 09:45:15 PM
Bruce could do with a sending off now so he can blame it on that
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:45:22 PM
Fucking hell Hogan injured, Kodjia off injured and lacking in goals as it is.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:45:26 PM
Ankle twisted badly as he landed. Could be a nasty one
A heavy/bad sprain can be worse than a break.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on February 20, 2017, 09:45:31 PM
We are cursed
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 20, 2017, 09:46:05 PM
At last a Villa player goes to see how he is - well done Hutton
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: OzVilla on February 20, 2017, 09:46:09 PM
Fuck me, not only are we shit we're also unlucky.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on February 20, 2017, 09:46:16 PM
Ankle twisted badly as he landed. Could be a nasty one
A heavy/bad sprain can be worse than a break.

Hogan is banjaxed.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on February 20, 2017, 09:46:20 PM
It's not good enough.

The problem is, it almost never is.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on February 20, 2017, 09:46:40 PM
Oh great

Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:46:42 PM
Maybe Rafa will let Villa have a fourth sub
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 20, 2017, 09:47:07 PM
This club is cursed.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VILLA MOLE on February 20, 2017, 09:47:25 PM
At last a Villa player goes to see how he is - well done Hutton

Indeed he has also been our best player for me
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: villabear on February 20, 2017, 09:47:45 PM
Has Barry Fry pissed on our gates? Can it get any worse? (Don't answer that)
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:48:03 PM
will we be in the championship next season?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 20, 2017, 09:48:15 PM
It's ok, Gabby will be upfront Saturday.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Clark W Griswold on February 20, 2017, 09:48:21 PM
So, we've had a recent transfer window and bought 8 players in yet we're playing with a 3 man attack who are spread apart and isolated, and we have Kodjia playing out of position and a snail paced clogger on the other side. And we've still got Elphick in the starting 11.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on February 20, 2017, 09:48:33 PM
It's not good enough.

The problem is, it almost never is.

It was for 40 mins or did I watch a different game?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 20, 2017, 09:48:38 PM
we've got bad luck coming out of our ears
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Legion on February 20, 2017, 09:48:39 PM
We're fucked.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 20, 2017, 09:48:43 PM
At last a Villa player goes to see how he is - well done Hutton

Indeed he has also been our best player for me

He has indeed by quite some distance.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 20, 2017, 09:48:47 PM
We've even injured the added-on time electrical sign.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:48:47 PM
It's ok, Gabby will be upfront Saturday.
And Micah at the back
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on February 20, 2017, 09:48:52 PM
This could be the chance for Flabby to come villa''s rescue and be lifted to legend status.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Marton on February 20, 2017, 09:48:55 PM
Whatever curse MON uttered over Aston Villa  when walking away in anger back then... it was some potent Irish juju !!
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on February 20, 2017, 09:48:59 PM
Shots on target: 1
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 09:49:01 PM
Hogan out for season! Looks like ankle break
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: django on February 20, 2017, 09:49:07 PM
will we be in the championship next season?

A few weeks ago I hoped we wouldn't be, now I hope we are.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: class-of-82 on February 20, 2017, 09:49:14 PM
Ah well the revolution will have to start next week
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:49:16 PM
I'd like to see him bring some of the kids in on Saturday, they can be as half arsed as this lot.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: oldtimernow on February 20, 2017, 09:49:27 PM
Now we will have to use RHM
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:49:45 PM
...and now playing the part of the Aston Villa centre forward, it's Albert Adomah

Is Ricardo Scimeca available for the Derby game?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: rougegorge on February 20, 2017, 09:50:12 PM
At last a Villa player goes to see how he is - well done Hutton

Indeed he has also been our best player for me

He has indeed by quite some distance.

And that speaks volumes for the rest of them. The new players have so far been an unmitigated disaster.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 20, 2017, 09:50:20 PM
It's not good enough.

The problem is, it almost never is.

It was for 40 mins or did I watch a different game?

Other than "not conceding a hilarious goal in that time", how was it good enough?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:50:34 PM
...and now playing the part of the Aston Vilka centre forward, it's Albert Adomah

Is Ricardo Scimeca available for the Derby game?

Let's get de Bilde back on loan.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on February 20, 2017, 09:50:36 PM
Ankle twisted badly as he landed. Could be a nasty one
A heavy/bad sprain can be worse than a break.

Yep, looking at that I'd hope for a break because if not he might even be back for pre-season. Looked a lot like the one that did for Amavi last year.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on February 20, 2017, 09:51:09 PM
From my crappy stream, it looked like Hogan dislocated his knee (if that's possible)
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:51:22 PM
Newcastle will be disappointed to have only scored two
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on February 20, 2017, 09:51:22 PM
It's not the end if the world if our strikers are out because we don't use them anyway.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:51:37 PM
How is it possible for every single new player to look so completely hopeless?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 20, 2017, 09:51:42 PM
From my crappy stream, it looked like Hogan dislocated his knee (if that's possible)
Definitely turned his ankle.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 09:51:49 PM
Don't bank on it old timer.  Bruce will snatch Fatty McCormack back rather than play a young player.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: supertom on February 20, 2017, 09:52:06 PM
Who scouts these utter c***s?

We need a clearout.
It astounds me how we ruin players with such aplomb. Hourihane, statistically the best midfielder in the Championship this season comes in and looks mediocre. Lansbury, Forrests best player looks pish. Hogan, Brentfords top scorer looks shite. McCormack had scored about a millionty goals at this bastard level and then looked more like John McCrirrick for us.

I just think we need a modern thinking and inspiring manager. If Newcastle can get Benetiz, we can fire out some cash for a good manager. There's no point forking out another twatload of money on strikers, or defenders, or midfielders. Stick with these players, but if we're going to spend big. Spend big on a top manager. This squad should be pissing this league. Bruce's only speciality over the years has been motivation. Tactically shite. Bland, horrible, archaic and fuck ugly football. You get that, but with better results. However he's lost the players. He's not motivating. That leaves us needing to win tactical battles and that's not going to happen.
We're starting to look that shite that it's worrying. I didn't want to change at this juncture and wanted to give Bruce until May to get some kind of game plan or momentum but he's absolutely lost a grip. There's no coming back from how fucked we look under him now. Once a manager has gone, you just know he's gone. Done for.

It's a huge gamble, but lets can him now and make sure we finish mid-table.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 20, 2017, 09:52:10 PM
From my crappy stream, it looked like Hogan dislocated his knee (if that's possible)

Ankle I reckon
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 20, 2017, 09:52:18 PM
not bitter, but Newcastle will need some new players, when there up against bournmouth and Watford next season.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: DaveD on February 20, 2017, 09:52:21 PM
Having had one or two of those in my basketball days, that looks like torn ankle ligaments to me. He should be fit for pre-season but it'll be weak and at risk of repeat.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: wince on February 20, 2017, 09:52:22 PM
We are the villa risso
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 20, 2017, 09:52:33 PM
It's not good enough.

The problem is, it almost never is.

It was for 40 mins or did I watch a different game?

Other than "not conceding a hilarious goal in that time", how was it good enough?

It wasn't good enough. If you don't score, or even create a number of good chances, when on top, then concede the second the opposition express the slightest interest in scoring, any possession you may have had is completely pointless.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on February 20, 2017, 09:53:17 PM
It's not good enough.

The problem is, it almost never is.

It was for 40 mins or did I watch a different game?

Other than "not conceding a hilarious goal in that time", how was it good enough?

In that Newcastle never had a sniff and we didn't look in any trouble. Not enough going forward I grant you but we are the away team against the to- of the league
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 20, 2017, 09:53:23 PM
It's not the end if the world if our strikers are out because we don't use them anyway.

Yep, time to try the Barcelona method with no out and out strikers.  Not sure we quite have a Messi figure, so Bacuna will have to do.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 20, 2017, 09:53:51 PM
Underdogs now.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:53:53 PM
Do match threads normally get banished like this before the game is over?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: villabear on February 20, 2017, 09:53:59 PM
From my crappy stream, it looked like Hogan dislocated his knee (if that's possible)

Looks like he went over on his ankle.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on February 20, 2017, 09:54:19 PM
At last a Villa player goes to see how he is - well done Hutton

Said the same. Absolute shocker. No team spirit whatsoever. Speaks volumes
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: VILLA MOLE on February 20, 2017, 09:54:46 PM
we make some fucking strange decisions when we have the ball
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on February 20, 2017, 09:54:52 PM
From my crappy stream, it looked like Hogan dislocated his knee (if that's possible)

Ankle I reckon

Ankle twisted badly in landing. Will be lucky not to have ligament or Achilles damage
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: Marton on February 20, 2017, 09:55:16 PM
Worst run in 43 years....?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: pipe on February 20, 2017, 09:56:25 PM
I feel sorry for the supporters who took time off work, travelled up there and paid to watch our team of couldn`t care less tossers
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: oldtimernow on February 20, 2017, 09:58:27 PM
Brian does this remind you of 69 all over again, spend a lot to end up going down?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 09:58:43 PM
I feel sorry for Tony Xia.  All the dozens of millions he has forked out to see a team that looks like the first eleven people to walk down the street.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on February 20, 2017, 09:59:07 PM
Bruce Out. Somebody explain why not, I double dare you.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: frank black on February 20, 2017, 09:59:17 PM
It amazes me how we make the simple look so difficult.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: brian green on February 20, 2017, 09:59:44 PM
Very much so OT. 
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: The Edge on February 20, 2017, 10:05:49 PM
Very much so OT.
What do we do to players? How many have walked through the door with a big reputation? What have we done to Hourihane? Came here with the best stats in the league then promptly disappears. How the fuck do we do it?
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: AvFc4eVeR on February 20, 2017, 10:14:11 PM
Bruce Out. Somebody explain why not, I double dare you.

Because RDM was given until we were actually in drop zone.....


...... hang on a second.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: The Fish on February 22, 2017, 10:53:55 AM
The game was all yours until an obviously unfit Gayle was replaced by Mitrovic. I think you were set up to handle balls being fed for a mobile striker to run onto, but when our game plan changed to use Mitrovic as a target man for the other players to pivot off or hit with crosses, your defence needed to follow 3-4 runners centrally and wide instead of the 1 across the back line.

Until we got the ball to stick up there you were getting a lot of joy down your left through Kodjia and seemed to be playing with confidence and intent. We hadn't managed a shot (on or off target) until Gouffran scored. When the 1st goal went in (after an ugly scramble) it was noticeable that Villa heads dropped, and that it came just before half time so you had little time to re-establish your control of the match.

2nd goal was coming, and I think 2-0 was probably a fair reflection of the game. You've definitely got the quality to be much higher than you are, it's just character and confidence imo.
Title: Re: Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread
Post by: JD on February 23, 2017, 07:28:13 AM
The game was all yours until an obviously unfit Gayle was replaced by Mitrovic. I think you were set up to handle balls being fed for a mobile striker to run onto, but when our game plan changed to use Mitrovic as a target man for the other players to pivot off or hit with crosses, your defence needed to follow 3-4 runners centrally and wide instead of the 1 across the back line.

Until we got the ball to stick up there you were getting a lot of joy down your left through Kodjia and seemed to be playing with confidence and intent. We hadn't managed a shot (on or off target) until Gouffran scored. When the 1st goal went in (after an ugly scramble) it was noticeable that Villa heads dropped, and that it came just before half time so you had little time to re-establish your control of the match.

2nd goal was coming, and I think 2-0 was probably a fair reflection of the game. You've definitely got the quality to be much higher than you are, it's just character and confidence imo.

That's a reasonable assessment of both the game and Villa's season.
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