Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread

[Holte132]

Jesus, Gardner and Bacuna coming on. 

Wish it were Jesus coming on!!

[Tony Erdington]

puppy pants wet dream 3 - 2 Villa

[adrenachrome]

Garbage.
I really don't get Lansbury. What does he do? What does he offer? Can't tackle. Not great with the ball. Doesn't look like a goal threat. Offers nothing definsively. He's just a pony tail and a beard with some tatts.
Lansbury looks like that c**t on a Thai party Island who sits outside the surf shack he's decided to work in for the summer, strumming on an out of tune acoustic guitar with a variety of anti-establishment stickers on it. He's that sort of irksome knobhead that's a magnet for absolutely trollied British slags on a piss up. That guy who needs to fuck off home, grow up and find a real job. As it is he's somehow managed to fall into professional football in this case and is stinking up our midfield.

Alan Hutton has been our best player today. Which says it all.

Highlight of the evening. And accurate about Hutton sadly.

When things get physical, Hutton is always up for it which is more than you can say for most of our expensively assembled Nancy boys.

[Dave]

Jesus, Gardner and Bacuna coming on.

Phew, not a moment too soon.

[PeterWithe]

Jesus, Gardner and Bacuna coming on. 

Even he couldn't keep his patience with this lot.

[UK Redsox]

Jesus, Gardner and Bacuna coming on. 

Can't do that. Already made one sub, so Jesus will have to sit back down

[andyh]

At least bacunas donnies won't get cold.

[Mister E]

It's taken four games to destroy Hogan. Even for villa that's impressive.

First smile of the night.

Hogan is a good player not getting anything like the service he needs.

[CJ]

A corner!

[IAmTheOneIanOlney]

Bjarnason is one of the worst players I've seen in a long long time

I think Tonev quantum leaps into him before each game.

[UK Redsox]

Hogan looks crocked

[steamer]

Been going through the motions for last 20 mins
Utter crap, not even angry just forlorn.
Bruce could not motivate a shag in a brothel
Get rid before we go down.

[brian green]

He uses these substitutions and the team sheet as what Boris Johnson calls Punishment Beatings. 

[Risso]

We should have signed the actual Angela Lansbury.  Despite being 91 I reckon she'd have kept that ball out.

[class-of-82]

It's not Jesus it's hay Zeus