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Title: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 15, 2015, 12:51:28 PM
Newcastle v Villa
Barclays Premier League
St James' Park
Saturday December 19
Kick-off: 5.30pm
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: castlefields_villan on December 15, 2015, 12:53:01 PM
As massive games go, this is............................... massive
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: MarkM on December 15, 2015, 12:53:59 PM
2-0 to them
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 15, 2015, 12:54:05 PM
0-1 to the Villa. Stranger things have occurred.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: castlefields_villan on December 15, 2015, 12:57:09 PM
We've got to turn the corner at some point - or just have something go in our favour - a bit like TS making the substitutions he did at Leicester.

I said a week ago I'd happily lose to Arsenal in exchange for winning on Saturday evening, well the boys did the first bit, now just need to do the latter.

I've got a feeling this may be where the season starts. :)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: mattjpa on December 15, 2015, 01:05:36 PM
We've got to turn the corner at some point - or just have something go in our favour - a bit like TS making the substitutions he did at Leicester.

I said a week ago I'd happily lose to Arsenal in exchange for winning on Saturday evening, well the boys did the first bit, now just need to do the latter.

I've got a feeling this may be where the season starts. :)

Its either where the season starts or ends. I honestly see no way back from a defeat. We are standing on the edge, staring into the abyss. Newcastle, Sunderland, Bournemouth, Norwich are all fighting like injured dogs. A point will scarcely do now, its time for someone, anyone to stand up and be counted. I dont know whether it has been suggested before but I would like to see Carles Gil in a number 10 role behind Traore and Ayew.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 15, 2015, 01:08:14 PM
2-0 Newcastle. Same script as usual with errors etc and one particulary terrible half.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: castlefields_villan on December 15, 2015, 01:08:45 PM
I can see where you're coming from Mat - but again, for me, that leaves the team looking "lightweight"
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 15, 2015, 01:10:22 PM
Not a chance, I'm afraid. Now it's Newcastle's turn to take the piss, but for us to take it on the chin like men, not massive chubby teary twats with no shirts on.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 15, 2015, 01:19:38 PM
A battling 1-1 draw.

Waddle for them. Stainrod in reply for us.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Oscar Arce on December 15, 2015, 01:19:51 PM
We will lose. Simple as.
Our players have no backbone, spirit, speed or ability, Newcastle have much more than us, even thought they are poor.
To win we will have to stand up and be counted against the crowd, our fragile, slow players won't know what's hit them.
A heavy defeat and cue more laughter.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Des Little on December 15, 2015, 01:21:00 PM
1-0 to them.  Cue more provocation outside the away turnstiles after the game no doubt.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: mikeb1982 on December 15, 2015, 01:25:17 PM
Villa win. I have no reason other than the law of averages.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on December 15, 2015, 01:33:24 PM
They have been waiting for this day since 24th May 2009 (just had to look that up - season finished late that year !)

50,000 plus screaming geordies taking the piss. It will be horrible. 3-0 to them.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Clampy on December 15, 2015, 01:33:36 PM
I fancy us more against Norwich and Sunderland than I do on Saturday.

I love the away games but I've got to be honest, I'm glad I'm not going at the weekend. Anyone who's making the effort to go up there a week before Christmas when it's on the telly box given the way things are going deserves the greatest of respect. Well done and fair play.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on December 15, 2015, 01:43:19 PM
It's on the TV, a handy form guide, we've had it. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/12049375/Which-Premier-League-teams-fare-best-and-worst-when-on-television.html)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 15, 2015, 01:45:10 PM
I fancy us more against Norwich and Sunderland than I do on Saturday.

I love the away games but I've got to be honest, I'm glad I'm not going at the weekedn. Anyone who's making the effort to go up there a week before Christmas when it's on the telly box given the way things are going deserves the greatest of respect. Well done and fair play.
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Agree you wouldn't catch me doing that. 7.30 finish - arrive home what time? Midnight if your lucky?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 15, 2015, 01:50:13 PM
We will lose. Simple as.
Our players have no backbone, spirit, speed or ability, Newcastle have much more than us, even thought they are poor.
To win we will have to stand up and be counted against the crowd, our fragile, slow players won't know what's hit them.
A heavy defeat and cue more laughter.

As someone from the same era as Oscar, I fear his summation of many of our current players could well be an accurate assessment and forecast of the result.
 
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: gpbarr on December 15, 2015, 02:04:17 PM
3-0 home win.

We look defeated already to me - no spine or fight. And every time I see Lescott bang on about how the players know these are big games, I piss myself laughing.

We deserve the media hammering - it's all self enduced
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on December 15, 2015, 02:09:35 PM
I do wonder what kind of thought goes into Sky's selection of live games, as Newcastle's last three league games will all been shown live on Sky, plus of course we were on live only last Sunday.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 15, 2015, 02:15:25 PM
If we take Sunday's second half performance and build on that I think we have a decent chance. If we revert back to playing like we did in the first half we have no chance.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Dr Butler on December 15, 2015, 02:25:42 PM
a must win in my opinion....sadly 2/3 nil to them and cue much piss taking from the Newcastle fans down here that only started to "support" them around the time they spectacularly blew a 12 point lead at the top of the table and Keegan's hilarious meltdown...oh and at least they will keep their shirts on.

and just to let you know that it is not just us Villa fans suffering as I was speaking to 92yr old QPR fan Fred in the pub and he hopes and prays we get ourselves out of it....whenever I bump into him down the local he always loves to chat old time football and says what a great club the Villa(his words) are.

UTV
The Doc
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: joe_c on December 15, 2015, 02:36:04 PM
A stoic single goal victory for us. A cat's bum mouth post match analysis for Alan Shearer.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on December 15, 2015, 02:37:35 PM
4-0 to us

We will start with Traore who will murder their LB , we will score early they will have a player sent off and finish the half 3-0 down.Second half damage limitation for them but we will score again late ...

Yes I am crazy
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on December 15, 2015, 02:43:11 PM
win
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: darren woolley on December 15, 2015, 02:53:46 PM
1-1 Draw.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: garyshawsknee on December 15, 2015, 02:56:23 PM
Richards at RB, Clark at LB, no Gestede, Ayew up front, Traore on the right. Midfield, no effing idea.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 15, 2015, 03:15:12 PM
2-0 Them. I don't think we've won in the league there for 10 years.

I just don't see how we are going to score any goals. Jushede up top and we're fucked, Ayew is better on the wing, him up front doesn't work at all for me.

It's Kozak with Adama and Ayew either side for me. Gil and Grealish get a lot of praise but I don't see them doing anything worthy of such high regard, so I'm not too bothered which other three midfielders play.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 15, 2015, 03:31:21 PM
2-0 Newcastle. Same script as usual with errors etc and one particulary terrible half.

this
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: CT Villan on December 15, 2015, 03:39:15 PM
If we can avoid gifting them a goal within the first 20 minutes, I think we have a great chance of winning. It won't take much for the crowd to turn and I can see Ayew having some luck against the Geordie defence. Traore would terrify them  :) ...if he's on the field.

1-0 to the Villa.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: SaluteIanTaylor on December 15, 2015, 03:44:54 PM
As I'm going it'll be;
Newcastle 2-0 Aston Villa
Cisse 41' & 57'
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on December 15, 2015, 03:46:00 PM
More confident if Richards is fit - play him at RB. Okore and Lescott as CB's, Ilori at LB? if so, 1-1.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 15, 2015, 03:53:30 PM
More confident if Richards is fit - play him at RB. Okore and Lescott as CB's, Ilori at LB? if so, 1-1.

If he's fit we all know he'll be straight back in at CB. ::)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 15, 2015, 03:56:21 PM
I just can't see where our goals will come from any more. Another defeat and, jeez, won't their fans take the piss. Karma for what we did to them 5 or 6 years ago. Not a pleasant day for the travelling faithful I fear
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on December 15, 2015, 04:18:51 PM
I just can't drum up any confidence for this game..for years wherever we have gone I have always believed we may get a result..that hope has gone now and all I ask for is we don't get humiliated. . Sad ..sad times...it's like seeing an ill aged relative that you remember years ago was the lufe and soul of the party.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 15, 2015, 05:04:53 PM
Them 2 Us 5
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: levico on December 15, 2015, 05:06:19 PM
Mega respect to those making the journey but unfortunately we are never going to reach let alone turn a corner and the law of averages doesn't apply.

A significant defeat which will remove any remaining vestiges of morale.

Probably the lowest point in our season to date.

I bet it rains too.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: l_mckay on December 15, 2015, 05:17:23 PM
I'm going and we are going to win 2-1.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on December 15, 2015, 05:19:29 PM
The Barcodes had a fair bit of luck in their recent wins over Bournemouth, Liverpool and Spurs. About time karma sorted this shit out.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 15, 2015, 05:30:28 PM
The more you practice the luckier you get. We look like a bunch of piss heads collected from various bus stops around the city and thrown together as a Sunday morning team. We get no luck because were incompetently shit.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: DB on December 15, 2015, 06:13:10 PM
This will be the final nail...2-0.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Legion on December 15, 2015, 06:14:09 PM
Yet another massive, must-win, turn our season around game.

1-0 loss with the p*ss being ripped out of us by the Geordies.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: preston28 on December 15, 2015, 06:19:09 PM
I've gone for an away win. After seeing 3 home defeats this is my first away game this season. Hence we will win 2-1 and start a run of 4 consequative wins to give US a chance and hope of avoiding the drop.

Staying up in the Toon for a night on the town. I expect I will awake Sunday morning with the grim reality that my hopes of the win were dashed..............
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: LukeJames on December 15, 2015, 06:29:03 PM
3-0 them, we'll start well, by well I mean pass it round in midfield and the back without actually hurting them, then after about 9 minutes Sanchez will over hit a pass too Lescott, in turn it will bounce of his shin and fall invitingly for however they have upfront to roll past Guzan, nobody will attempt to get the confidence back up, they'll all stand there arms on hips feeling sorry for themselves, 2-0 just before half time, probably from a penalty that was avoidable.
We'll then come out in the second half  and realise that football is about attacking and give it some huff and puff for 15 minutes before being caught on the break for their 3rd, more self pity and heads down, then its half an hour of half arsed chasing the ball around as they 'ollay' it around.
Cue their strange fans seeing it as some sort of Karma for when we beat them 38 times and single handedly relegated them a few years back.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Pat McMahon on December 15, 2015, 06:44:25 PM

Cue their strange fans seeing it as some sort of Karma for when we beat them 38 times and single handedly relegated them a few years back.

A Geordie mate I haven't spoken to in ages got in touch on Monday offering me his spare season ticket and a weekend up there, but I can't make it.

He is a really decent fella and always felt loosely positive towards us - he came with me to the 1-0 win at the Sty after Saunders had just joined them, and he treated me to a night out when I got back from Rotterdam - but he says their fans don't hate us for the relegation, but for the fact that we apparently revelled in their relegation. I pointed out that it is the nature of football fans to taunt, and he gets that, but he said they couldn't cope with the banners that were made in advance "why make a banner that isn't to support your own lads?" and it was "pre-prepared gloating". Apparently that is what sends them mad about us.

So we will lose 5-0.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 15, 2015, 07:09:38 PM
I guess it depends if the players are actually going to give everything or not.

I think we'll lose 3-0 😒
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Quiet Lion on December 15, 2015, 07:16:22 PM
3-0 them, it will be their worst performance of the season and they will outclass us in every department.

They will also pass the torch of Premier League Comedy Club on to us, it will be painful
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 15, 2015, 08:06:35 PM
1-0 defeat.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: TheWarlock on December 15, 2015, 08:23:15 PM
Heavy defeat 3/4-0

Will start brightly but will concede a soft goal before half time and implode 2nd half.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Hillbilly on December 15, 2015, 08:32:40 PM
At time of writing 27 think we are going to win.  Delusional.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 15, 2015, 08:35:09 PM
If I see the usual bullshit appear on the OS from some of the players, talking about how up for it and determined they are, add a couple more goals for the toons onto my previous prediction above.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Marlon From Bearwood on December 15, 2015, 08:45:05 PM
I said on Sunday that I'd never seen a team look so low on confidence. Therefore the only way to kickstart our season is likely to be making several changes to the starting line up and trying something new. I'd go

Bunn
Richards Okore Clark Kinsella
Veretout Gana Gardner
Gill
Adama Ayew
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: tony scott on December 15, 2015, 08:48:54 PM
Right if they win its three on the spin not easy !  We are now closer to our next victory with that in mind 2:1 a goal for Vertout and Westwood.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Yossarian on December 15, 2015, 08:51:29 PM
3-0 them, it will be their worst performance of the season and they will outclass us in every department.

They will also pass the torch of Premier League Comedy Club on to us, it will be painful

If only I could write this off as the ramblings of an online depressive. Unfortunately, I think this is exactly what will happen.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: in exile on December 15, 2015, 08:58:09 PM
I said on Sunday that I'd never seen a team look so low on confidence. Therefore the only way to kickstart our season is likely to be making several changes to the starting line up and trying something new. I'd go

Bunn
Richards Okore Clark Kinsella
Veretout Gana Gardner
Gill
Adama Ayew
Hate to piss on your bonfire but Gardner does not have a return date according to Physio room, and Richards will probably struggle to be ready in time
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 15, 2015, 09:16:19 PM
Guzan

Hutton
Okore
Lescott
Bacuna

Sanchez
Gueye
Veretout

Traore
Ayew

Kozak

Can't stand Hutton but who else?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 15, 2015, 09:29:25 PM
Mega respect to those making the journey but unfortunately we are never going to reach let alone turn a corner and the law of averages doesn't apply.

A significant defeat which will remove any remaining vestiges of morale.

Probably the lowest point in our season to date.

I bet it rains too.

It only took about ten minutes after I booked my ticket, train and hotel for me to wonder what the feck I was thinking.

I'm also thinking of going to the Gateshead v Woking game earlier in the afternoon
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: bobdylan on December 15, 2015, 09:34:46 PM
Guzan

Hutton
Okore
Lescott
Bacuna

Sanchez
Gueye
Veretout

Traore
Ayew

Kozak

Can't stand Hutton but who else?

Richards, Ilori or Crespo if any are fit?

That front 3 has got to be worth trying, Gabby and Gestede are not the answer up front, Sinclair is poor and Ayew would be much better cutting in from the left.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 15, 2015, 09:42:01 PM
I'm going for a flukey 1-0 win. Despite the previous 2 results, Newcastle are prone to self destruction.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on December 15, 2015, 10:24:25 PM
2 pub teams.  I'm going for a 9-6 home win.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 15, 2015, 10:48:12 PM
If my predictions on Villa results had all come true over the years we'd not just have won the PL several times, but amassed enough points to win the Intergalatic Conference and the Interplanetary Champions League.

I predict once again that we will win.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on December 15, 2015, 11:01:45 PM
I think I'm gonna hide under the bed while this game is going on.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 15, 2015, 11:02:33 PM
If I see the usual bullshit appear on the OS from some of the players, talking about how up for it and determined they are, add a couple more goals for the toons onto my previous prediction above.

What do you expect to see on the OS, though?

Don't get me wrong, I am as sick of the empty words and as keen to see them replaced by actual action as the next man, but the OS have a shit load of content they have to find every week of the year.

Of course they are going to speak to players, and of course they are going to be upbeat, what else are they meant to say?

What do you expect to see there? A 12 minute long interview clip with Leandro Bacuna saying "we're fucked, we've had it" over and over again?

Micah Richards telling us the damage was done under the Sherwood section of this season and we're sleepwalking into oblivion?

It's like watching BBC3 for the evening and then moaning on about how you feel like someone has replaced your brain with a piss soaked sponge. That is what is *supposed* to happen.

That's what you're supposed to read on the OS.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: tomd2103 on December 15, 2015, 11:31:50 PM
It is about this time in the week where the gloom of the past weekend lifts a little and a feeling of defiance kicks in usually accompanied by at least one viewing of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gPKJh-m_GO4





Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 16, 2015, 12:18:11 AM
If I see the usual bullshit appear on the OS from some of the players, talking about how up for it and determined they are, add a couple more goals for the toons onto my previous prediction above.

What do you expect to see on the OS, though?

Don't get me wrong, I am as sick of the empty words and as keen to see them replaced by actual action as the next man, but the OS have a shit load of content they have to find every week of the year.

Of course they are going to speak to players, and of course they are going to be upbeat, what else are they meant to say?

That's what you're supposed to read on the OS.

I know exactly what you mean but after 4 months it's becoming highly annoying.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 16, 2015, 12:31:49 AM
If I see the usual bullshit appear on the OS from some of the players, talking about how up for it and determined they are, add a couple more goals for the toons onto my previous prediction above.

What do you expect to see on the OS, though?

Don't get me wrong, I am as sick of the empty words and as keen to see them replaced by actual action as the next man, but the OS have a shit load of content they have to find every week of the year.

Of course they are going to speak to players, and of course they are going to be upbeat, what else are they meant to say?

That's what you're supposed to read on the OS.

I know exactly what you mean but after 4 months it's becoming highly annoying.

How much fun do you think it is for them though coming up with this stuff when the team is sitting firmly to the bottom of the league? It's not lost on them that they have spin something positive when everything Villa is quite miserable at the moment. The people that work there are not living in a bubble, so after 4 months they are probably sick of it too. Can you imagine joy on the OS let alone the clean up when we finally win a game?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 16, 2015, 12:45:03 AM
It will be tough, we seem to be playing everyone at the wrong time at the moment which is tough on Garde. Everton just hit top gear, Arsenal had just found their form in mid week, Watford are flying, and now we play the one team having watched them 3-4 times that are genuinely worse than us, just as they fluke 2-3 results and have some confidence.

The front 3 has to be different. What that looks like I don't know, but Ayew and Traore wide seems the logical choice. I would risk Gabby down the middle. Sideshow Bob is not the fastest at the back for them, and he can't do worse than Gestede. I fear we would lump it at Kozak, and think asking him to come in cold to start is too much, but I would have him on the bench.

In the middle of the park Sanchez seems to have gone from looking solid to looking anything but, so I would bring in Lyden. Training reports are good, holding midfielder, seems to have a bit of something. Give him a shot and put Gueye alongside him holding. Let Veretout have some room in front to find the front 3 who should have some movement.

The back 4 you might as well pick by playing musical chairs. I would ship Lescott and Richards to left back and right back, and give Ilori and Okore the middle. Can't be any bleedin worse.

Tony Parks can keep goal.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 16, 2015, 12:53:55 AM
Like the Derek and Clive worst job I ever had.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 16, 2015, 01:00:03 AM
It will be tough, we seem to be playing everyone at the wrong time at the moment which is tough on Garde. Everton just hit top gear, Arsenal had just found their form in mid week, Watford are flying, and now we play the one team having watched them 3-4 times that are genuinely worse than us, just as they fluke 2-3 results and have some confidence.

The front 3 has to be different. What that looks like I don't know, but Ayew and Traore wide seems the logical choice. I would risk Gabby down the middle. Sideshow Bob is not the fastest at the back for them, and he can't do worse than Gestede. I fear we would lump it at Kozak, and think asking him to come in cold to start is too much, but I would have him on the bench.

In the middle of the park Sanchez seems to have gone from looking solid to looking anything but, so I would bring in Lyden. Training reports are good, holding midfielder, seems to have a bit of something. Give him a shot and put Gueye alongside him holding. Let Veretout have some room in front to find the front 3 who should have some movement.

The back 4 you might as well pick by playing musical chairs. I would ship Lescott and Richards to left back and right back, and give Ilori and Okore the middle. Can't be any bleedin worse.

Tony Parks can keep goal.

To be fair there's no such thing as a bad time to play us.  How many times have we seen in recent years teams and/or players on a bad run break that bad run against us.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 16, 2015, 01:15:20 AM
I think that pisses me off more than us losing these days Risso. We are almost every centre forwards favourite side to play. Defensively we have been bobbins for way too long, and one of the reasons I am happy to give Garde time to sort it out is I just don't see it being an easy thing to fix, unless you can spend 30 million in January on 3-4 experienced, quality defensive players in both midfield and defence.

It could be argued the best signing any club made in the last 12 months is Robert Huth - Leicester have not looked back since he signed.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on December 16, 2015, 02:42:03 AM
Just score some goals and don't cock it up at the back..

what is so hard about that?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Hillbilly on December 16, 2015, 04:24:40 AM
It could be argued the best signing any club made in the last 12 months is Robert Huth - Leicester have not looked back since he signed.
I miss the days when we could crack open a jar of pickled herring and the likes of Mellberg and Laursen would come running (or hobbling in the case of the latter).
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on December 16, 2015, 04:27:22 AM
I am sure Newcastle fans will be looking forward to this one. Will there be banners though? I want banners! :)

No idea about the result, a dull nil nil would be apt but we will probably manage a loss. 1-0 to some flukey OG or something.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: VicMackey on December 16, 2015, 05:48:23 AM
Just score some goals and don't cock it up at the back..

what is so hard about that?

Can you please give the team talk on Saturday?
Just score some goals and don't cock it up at the back..

what is so hard about that?

Can you please give the team talk on Saturday?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ROBBO on December 16, 2015, 05:50:41 AM
We lost three players from last season who went out wanting to win, we have players now who go out hoping for the best and too ready to accept defeat. I don't see much fight on the pitch and Huttons pull back for the penalty was a classic case of a player caught out then having a brain fart. I don't know who i would play exept for not playing Getstede ever again, they have all had chances and all let us down all season. 2-0.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 16, 2015, 07:31:16 AM
I said on Sunday that I'd never seen a team look so low on confidence. Therefore the only way to kickstart our season is likely to be making several changes to the starting line up and trying something new. I'd go

Bunn
Richards Okore Clark Kinsella
Veretout Gana Gardner
Gill
Adama Ayew

i will give you 100 quid if that team starts
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: boboonthecorner on December 16, 2015, 07:38:31 AM
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/no-excuses-newcastle-saturday-theyre-10602997

Much as it pains me this is spot on, I suppose laughing at their demise was going to bite us on the arse one day.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: barossavilla on December 16, 2015, 08:09:55 AM
Quote:'There are no excuses for Newcastle on Saturday - they're better than 'woeful' Aston Villa".

So what are we going to do? Stand up you sad sacks and fight for the cause! However in reality we will just roll over easy as, this just sickens me and tells me these clowns have no testicular fortitude and are just happy with their mega paydays under the pretense of being top professional footballers. As for Garde well!! .....who knows, I''m just at a loss on how things have got this bad. Just believe and go and win
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Havencheese on December 16, 2015, 08:46:11 AM
Well, we are due aren't we?

Either that, or a nil-nil with three red cards given out in an everybody loses type atmosphere.

However I'll go with us to win...somehow.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Holte L2 on December 16, 2015, 08:50:48 AM
I've had a feeling we'll win this. No idea why, apart from the fact that I'm staying with a friend of mine for the weekend who is a big Newcastle fan.  I'll be on the first row of the upper tier on the away end - so might actually get to see something.

Anyway,

                                      Guzan
                     
                        Ilori Richards Okore Lescott

              Adama Veretout Sanchez Gardner Grealish

                                      Ayew   

Keep it tight, and look to frustrate them.   2-1 Villa.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: frank black on December 16, 2015, 09:01:14 AM
4-1 Newcastle, relegation,  new manager, playoffs and promotion.

Yes I know, I'm being optimistic about the promotion but you never know ;-)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Villa Lew on December 16, 2015, 10:22:39 AM
I've had a feeling we'll win this. No idea why, apart from the fact that I'm staying with a friend of mine for the weekend who is a big Newcastle fan.  I'll be on the first row of the upper tier on the away end - so might actually get to see something.

Anyway,

                                      Guzan
                     
                        Ilori Richards Okore Lescott

              Adama Veretout Sanchez Gardner Grealish

                                      Ayew   

Keep it tight, and look to frustrate them.   2-1 Villa.
Gardner interesting choice not sure if he has even been on the bench this season, in the league anyway. Would be brilliant if he did eventually fulfil his potential, or at least make a start.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: paul richard on December 16, 2015, 10:27:56 AM
An away win against the odds to breathe new life in to our season and provide momentum for a surge of optimism and an up-and-at-'em crack at West Ham on Boxing Day.  2-1 Villa, as the St James's crowd look on in disbelief. 

No realistic alternative to Guzan, but at the back Hutton has to go after too many individual errors.  In comes Richards at RB, with Okore and Clark as the CB pairing and Lescott filling in at LB.

Gana will get his chin off his chest, Sanchez will get rid of that mask and return to form, and Veretout will continue his improvement.

Up front, no place for either of the two duds, Gabby and Gestede.  In comes Ayew to lead the line, supported by our most creative player Gil and the returning boy wonder, Grealish.

Adama Traore to come off the bench with plenty of time in the second half to make an impact.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on December 16, 2015, 10:56:22 AM
They always beat us at St James regardless of how well either team has been playing whether it was the rampant Andy Cole/Beardsley partnership of the early 90s or the last 2-3 visits where both sides have been dreadful but they've still managed to grab a goal against us. Cant see anything other than more misery this weekend. 0-2
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 16, 2015, 11:05:10 AM
According to Physioroom (http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php#c2) Gardner's injured - no return date
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: boboonthecorner on December 16, 2015, 11:17:19 AM
Guys this season is completely done, there is absolutely no way back whatsoever . The point situation is utterly grim but the lack of belief, quality and fight in the team is what will seal our fate. We need to pray we get bought by a chairman that actually wants to be here so the slide goes no further than The Championship.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 16, 2015, 11:18:58 AM
An away win against the odds to breathe new life in to our season and provide momentum for a surge of optimism and an up-and-at-'em crack at West Ham on Boxing Day.  2-1 Villa, as the St James's crowd look on in disbelief. 

No realistic alternative to Guzan, but at the back Hutton has to go after too many individual errors.  In comes Richards at RB, with Okore and Clark as the CB pairing and Lescott filling in at LB.

Gana will get his chin off his chest, Sanchez will get rid of that mask and return to form, and Veretout will continue his improvement.

Up front, no place for either of the two duds, Gabby and Gestede.  In comes Ayew to lead the line, supported by our most creative player Gil and the returning boy wonder, Grealish.

Adama Traore to come off the bench with plenty of time in the second half to make an impact.

Lescott - no thanks. I'd rather play the kid. Gil and Grealish together. No thanks.

Other than that you are about as good as we can get.

Does anybody know if Bunn is any good?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: castlefields_villan on December 16, 2015, 11:25:22 AM
Is Kozak ever going to get a chance ?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on December 16, 2015, 11:57:25 AM
An away win against the odds to breathe new life in to our season and provide momentum for a surge of optimism and an up-and-at-'em crack at West Ham on Boxing Day.  2-1 Villa, as the St James's crowd look on in disbelief. 

No realistic alternative to Guzan, but at the back Hutton has to go after too many individual errors.  In comes Richards at RB, with Okore and Clark as the CB pairing and Lescott filling in at LB.

Gana will get his chin off his chest, Sanchez will get rid of that mask and return to form, and Veretout will continue his improvement.

Up front, no place for either of the two duds, Gabby and Gestede.  In comes Ayew to lead the line, supported by our most creative player Gil and the returning boy wonder, Grealish.

Adama Traore to come off the bench with plenty of time in the second half to make an impact.

Lescott - no thanks. I'd rather play the kid. Gil and Grealish together. No thanks.

Other than that you are about as good as we can get.

Does anybody know if Bunn is any good?
Good thinking from both.
Don't think he'll drop Hutton...he is a key factor going forward - just a bit shit at it.
The Richards RB/CB situation could be interesting.

I think we'll nick it.
(I think this every week! It's the hope that kills you!)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on December 16, 2015, 12:04:04 PM
Is Crespo still on our books? Wasn't he described as a utility defender who could cover any position in the back line? Perhaps worth a shot at LB or RB.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: St AustellAVFC on December 16, 2015, 12:38:44 PM
Like always I have convinced myself we will win. 3-0 Villa. Hutton, Ayew and Lescott
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 16, 2015, 12:42:34 PM
An away win against the odds to breathe new life in to our season and provide momentum for a surge of optimism and an up-and-at-'em crack at West Ham on Boxing Day.  2-1 Villa, as the St James's crowd look on in disbelief. 

No realistic alternative to Guzan, but at the back Hutton has to go after too many individual errors.  In comes Richards at RB, with Okore and Clark as the CB pairing and Lescott filling in at LB.

Gana will get his chin off his chest, Sanchez will get rid of that mask and return to form, and Veretout will continue his improvement.

Up front, no place for either of the two duds, Gabby and Gestede.  In comes Ayew to lead the line, supported by our most creative player Gil and the returning boy wonder, Grealish.

Adama Traore to come off the bench with plenty of time in the second half to make an impact.

Lescott - no thanks. I'd rather play the kid. Gil and Grealish together. No thanks.

Other than that you are about as good as we can get.

Does anybody know if Bunn is any good?

Bunn has played 171 games since 2001 the highlight being 23 games at Norwich in 3 seasons, other clubs are Sheff Utd 32 appearances, Leicester 3 appearances and 6 for Blackburn

So I would say not very good
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Holte L2 on December 16, 2015, 12:43:02 PM
According to Physioroom (http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php#c2) Gardner's injured - no return date

Shame. Had hoped he would insert some passion into our midfield.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 16, 2015, 01:13:54 PM
Newcastle 6-0 Villa
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on December 16, 2015, 01:17:09 PM
Easy home win - with our shower failing to have a shot on target.

Them 4 - Chumps 0
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Ads on December 16, 2015, 01:22:14 PM
Newcastle 0-3 Aston Villa.

No Newcastle fans giving it large behind the barriers after the game this time.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 16, 2015, 01:33:28 PM
Is Crespo still on our books? Wasn't he described as a utility defender who could cover any position in the back line? Perhaps worth a shot at LB or RB.

He did ok in the game v Stoke at sort of RCB
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: damon loves JT on December 16, 2015, 01:34:43 PM
Our fringe players must be unbelievably bad if they really can't improve the first XI. 2-0 Villa
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on December 16, 2015, 01:57:46 PM
According to Physioroom (http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php#c2) Gardner's injured - no return date

Shame. Had hoped he would insert some passion into our midfield.
Only if he throws his Crutches/hospital bed/sicknote at them, they should rename this kid Gardening leave for the amount of time he`s played for us.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: preston28 on December 16, 2015, 02:00:19 PM
Newcastle 0-3 Aston Villa.

No Newcastle fans giving it large behind the barriers after the game this time.

Yes they were very animated in April weren't they?!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 16, 2015, 02:28:06 PM
According to Physioroom (http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php#c2) Gardner's injured - no return date

Shame. Had hoped he would insert some passion into our midfield.
Only if he throws his Crutches/hospital bed/sicknote at them, they should rename this kid Gardening leave for the amount of time he`s played for us.

Perhaps he could protect the back four by parking his private ambulance in front of the back four.

Must remember to tell Lescott that a five tonne big lump of white metal with four wheels isn't a player
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: TaxDodger on December 16, 2015, 02:34:04 PM
For what it's worth, I'd go;

                          Guzan

Hutton     Richards       Okore       Lescott

                 Gana           Veretout

Sinclair                 Gil                     Traore

                          Ayew   

Bunn, Clark, Bacuna, Sanchez, Grealish, Agbonlahor, Gestede
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 16, 2015, 02:37:27 PM
For what it's worth, I'd go;

                          Guzan

Hutton     Richards       Okore       Lescott

                 Gana           Veretout

Sinclair                 Gil                     Traore

                          Ayew   

Bunn, Clark, Bacuna, Sanchez, Grealish, Agbonlahor, Gestede
Frightening
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 16, 2015, 02:52:53 PM
Just score some goals and don't cock it up at the back..

what is so hard about that?

It would appear to be extremely hard for Aston Villa
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: boboonthecorner on December 16, 2015, 04:01:28 PM
Like always I have convinced myself we will win. 3-0 Villa. Hutton, Ayew and Lescott

Maybe you should convince yourself that we lose and who knows?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: lukey27 on December 16, 2015, 04:24:48 PM
It's a little bit like rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic at the moment with our squad and first team, but I would genuinely sacrifice the option of width coming from our fullbacks and concentrate on being very hard to break down. So Richards at right back and Clark at left back have to be considered. The fullbacks have been so shit this year positionally that we have shipped so many needless goals.

Then I would try and get as much pace in front three as possible. I'd play a front three of Sinclair, Gabby and Ayew and play Veretout in front of Westwood and Gana.

Adama is worth a go for half an hour, but I certainly wouldn't play him wide right as the only protection for Hutton's fuckwittery.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on December 16, 2015, 05:46:21 PM
37% saying away win - how? And I really hope I end up eating a seriously huge slice of humble pie here, but HOW??......
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: levico on December 16, 2015, 06:10:31 PM
37% saying away win - how? And I really hope I end up eating a seriously huge slice of humble pie here, but HOW??......

I think, and I'm not knocking them, that there are a % of posters who always vote for a Villa win whatever the circumstances.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on December 16, 2015, 06:15:46 PM
37% saying away win - how? And I really hope I end up eating a seriously huge slice of humble pie here, but HOW??......
I thought the same.

I'll have a pint of what they're drinking or some of what they're smoking. Must be good stuff.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 16, 2015, 06:30:18 PM
37% saying away win - how? And I really hope I end up eating a seriously huge slice of humble pie here, but HOW??......
I thought the same.

I'll have a pint of what they're drinking or some of what they're smoking. Must be good stuff.

Shit are we away? Er, can I change my vote?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on December 16, 2015, 07:22:56 PM
I'm voting win.

We will win again. Hopefully.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 16, 2015, 07:39:35 PM
We will lose, 2-0.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: bobdylan on December 16, 2015, 07:44:00 PM
It's a little bit like rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic at the moment with our squad and first team, but I would genuinely sacrifice the option of width coming from our fullbacks and concentrate on being very hard to break down. So Richards at right back and Clark at left back have to be considered. The fullbacks have been so shit this year positionally that we have shipped so many needless goals.

Then I would try and get as much pace in front three as possible. I'd play a front three of Sinclair, Gabby and Ayew and play Veretout in front of Westwood and Gana.

Adama is worth a go for half an hour, but I certainly wouldn't play him wide right as the only protection for Hutton's fuckwittery.

Agree re deckchairs and full backs, but could comfortably never see Sinclair, Westwood and Gabby start again.  Would rather see the likes of Gil, Grealish, Adama, Ilori and Kozak given more of a crack at things.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ACVilla on December 16, 2015, 07:44:41 PM
0-5, Sinclair (3), Ayew (2).

And so it begins.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on December 16, 2015, 08:27:24 PM
0-5, Sinclair (3), Ayew (2).

And so it begins.
You're supposed to predict the Newcastle game, not how many goals we'll score between now and the end of the season.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: KevinGage on December 16, 2015, 08:50:15 PM
0-5, Sinclair (3), Ayew (2).

And so it begins.

Acid addiction?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Legion on December 16, 2015, 08:51:57 PM
0-5, Sinclair (3), Ayew (2).

And so it begins.

Your medication?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: LTA on December 16, 2015, 09:10:39 PM
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/no-excuses-newcastle-saturday-theyre-10602997

Much as it pains me this is spot on, I suppose laughing at their demise was going to bite us on the arse one day.
  Someone still got their head in their arse about 2009? Maybe even Coventry in 2001?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 16, 2015, 09:25:28 PM
37% saying away win - how? And I really hope I end up eating a seriously huge slice of humble pie here, but HOW??......

Score one more goal than Newcastle?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Legion on December 16, 2015, 09:26:23 PM
What does 'score' a 'goal' mean?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Mossie Hennebry on December 16, 2015, 10:29:29 PM
They're going through a bit of a purple patch at the moment, but we're going to put a stop to that and go on a run of wins over the Christmas. Ho ho ho.

1-3 Villa with 20% possession and 2 shots at goal. Gabby, Gil and Dummet og.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: villabear on December 16, 2015, 11:40:59 PM
They're going through a bit of a purple patch at the moment, but we're going to put a stop to that and go on a run of wins over the Christmas. Ho ho ho.

1-3 Villa with 20% possession and 2 shots at goal. Gabby, Gil and Dummet og.

I don't think 'shit hat' Gabby is going to get anywhere near the first team anytime soon or again maybe.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on December 16, 2015, 11:42:08 PM
--------------Guzan
Richards, Okore, Clark, Lescott
----------Gueye, Sanchez---------
----Traore, Veretout, Jack-Who
-------------Ayew------------

would prefer to have Ayew on left but when the alternatives are Just-Head and Flabby - Im afraid not.

if we are to go down we may aswell go down fighting, dropping Sinclair may be a bit harsh but Traore and Jack-Who could and should offer more going forward

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Steve R on December 17, 2015, 03:46:12 AM
It's only November what can they take the piss about? If they want to wave that's fine. We just wave back.

And if we are going to make a fist of it all, this is as good a place to start. Ugly 1-0, a bit like the ugly 1-1 we secured last time on the road.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 17, 2015, 04:39:06 AM
--------------Guzan
Richards, Okore, Clark, Lescott
----------Gueye, Sanchez---------
----Traore, Veretout, Jack-Who
-------------Ayew------------

would prefer to have Ayew on left but when the alternatives are Just-Head and Flabby - Im afraid not.

if we are to go down we may aswell go down fighting, dropping Sinclair may be a bit harsh but Traore and Jack-Who could and should offer more going forward
So your left sided player to cover for Lescott is Jack, I doubt if any one can come up with a team that looks balanced based on the squad we have, which just needed new ideas apparently.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: OzVilla on December 17, 2015, 09:59:56 AM
I would'nt listen to a word that dumb, fat fuck Micky Quinn has to say.  Twat of Savage-esque proportions.

If we're gonna turn this around I think it really needs to start Saturday. A battling 2-2.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on December 17, 2015, 10:14:29 AM
It's only November what can they take the piss about?
You might have less time for your Christmas shopping than you think...

We can get a draw out of this, but only a win will do. Gil has to start.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: caustic_hollow on December 17, 2015, 10:46:03 AM

"Going down, going down, going down"

"So are we, so are we, so are we"
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Leicester_Villian on December 17, 2015, 11:02:17 AM
One day we must win ..... so come on what ever the team is Saturday give us that win and some hope to take us into Christmas

Newcastle are no world beaters so even for us surely its possible
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: fbriai on December 17, 2015, 11:08:49 AM
I've just got a feeling we are going to do this mob. We have to win sooner or later...right?

1-2 to us. Traore to score all 3.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Lobsterboy on December 17, 2015, 11:13:09 AM
Sounds like Richards is going to be missing again so presume we will line up Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Lescott, Bacuna, Sanchez, Gueye, Veretout, Gil, Sinclair, Ayew

Would much rather Traore than Sinclair but think Garde going to continue to use him as a sub; I don't want Gestede anywhere near the first XI
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: RussellC on December 17, 2015, 11:26:49 AM
Changes need to be made, as the current set-up is just not working. I can’t see the 11 that he picked against Arsenal beating anybody in this league, quite frankly. For all of their faults, Agbonlahor and Westwood need to be re-instated and he needs to move Bacuna as far away from the left-back position as he possibly can. If Richards is out, I’d go with the following;

Guzan; Hutton, Okore, Clark, Lescott; Sanchez, Westwood; Grealish, Veretout, Ayew; Agbonlahor

Subs: Bun,; Ilori, Bacuna, Gueye, Traore, Gil, Gestede
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: AVH87 on December 17, 2015, 11:32:36 AM
Fair play to the 2,000 strong travelling army heading to this one. I think it will be a dire 0-0, not what we need.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: KevinGage on December 17, 2015, 11:43:11 AM
Usually in a scenario like this I'd say the one thing in our favour is this Newcastle side isn't good enough to win three on the bounce.

But we are about as intimidating as a Julian Clary Select XI or the cast of Rainbow at present.

0-3.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: SashasGrandad on December 17, 2015, 11:52:43 AM
0-5, Sinclair (3), Ayew (2).

And so it begins.

Your medication?

The nurse will be along soon to give it to you.  Suggest you try to grope her arse; as you can probably get away with it given your current state of mind.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 17, 2015, 12:33:29 PM
Richards has done well fitness wise so far but we all knew it was never going to last and he would get crocked at some point.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: simon ward 50 on December 17, 2015, 12:53:00 PM
I've optimistically gone for a draw!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 17, 2015, 01:17:42 PM
Can we add a 4th Option?

Match Abandoned

Home Win - I can't drag myself to select that.
Draw - I'd like to think so but don't want to jinx it
Away Win - I am nowhere near insane enough to select that.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Ads on December 17, 2015, 01:24:16 PM

"Going down, going down, going down"

"So are we, so are we, so are we"

Or

"What's it like, what's it like, what's it like".

We'll win anyway and there wont be any fucker left in the ground come full time, as we'll stick a couple past them.

They're as shite as us this rabble.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: AVH87 on December 17, 2015, 01:38:05 PM

"Going down, going down, going down"

"So are we, so are we, so are we"

Or

"What's it like, what's it like, what's it like".

We'll win anyway and there wont be any fucker left in the ground come full time, as we'll stick a couple past them.

They're as shite as us this rabble.

Got to admire your defiance, but if all your pre-match predictions came true, would we be on 48 points by now by any chance?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Skerra on December 17, 2015, 01:39:22 PM
Sorry, but they are not like us. At least they try to compete and close the opposition down. I don't think our squad have heard of these two basic football principles or, maybe they have but, just can't be arsed to do all that running around that would involve. Obviously, they need to conserve their energy for the Geordie Lasses come about 6pm when they rush from the ground to the nearest Club!!!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Ads on December 17, 2015, 01:40:34 PM
I tend to say the same thing; we've got to score first. And I say it because its true.

I generally, as a rule, only make a score prediction when I feel it in my bones. I fancied us for a result at least down at Southampton and I fancy us this weekend.

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Des Little on December 17, 2015, 02:01:37 PM
Fuck the Fuckers.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Pat McMahon on December 17, 2015, 02:08:09 PM

"Going down, going down, going down"

"So are we, so are we, so are we"

They're as shite as us this rabble.

The table would suggest not.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 17, 2015, 03:52:43 PM
Damn. I just read we've never won a league game when Gil has played, good job I didn't include him in my team for Sat then.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Des Little on December 17, 2015, 03:59:43 PM
Damn. I just read we've never won a league game when Gil has played, good job I didn't include him in my team for Sat then.

I reckon the same applies to most of the first team squad doesn't it?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on December 17, 2015, 04:05:35 PM
Sounds like Richards is going to be missing again so presume we will line up Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Lescott, Bacuna, Sanchez, Gueye, Veretout, Gil, Sinclair, Ayew

Would much rather Traore than Sinclair but think Garde going to continue to use him as a sub; I don't want Gestede anywhere near the first XI

What's actually up with Richards?

It's obviously just a coincidence that someone who was very vocal about being signed to play centre back by the previous manager and who was quite vocal about splits in the dressing room around the time of Sherwood's demise and Garde's appointment has not been seen since Okore has been available, but it's unfortunate timing as I think Richards outside of Okore would stiffen up that side of the defence and make us more dangerous going forward.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Villa Lew on December 17, 2015, 04:07:38 PM
37% forecasting a Villa win, flipping heck we must have the most optimistic fans in the Premier League. Make that also all the Football and Conference leagues, in fact throw in all the European leagues as well!.






Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 17, 2015, 04:09:42 PM
Not really. Veretout, Sanchez, Gueye, Ayew, Gestede all featured back in August. At least they know what it's like to play and win, Gil has never had that... it must suck.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: avfcdale on December 17, 2015, 04:37:39 PM
Bollocks! Martin Atkinson appointed for Saturday, wonder what fuck up he will have this time.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: timeoutbigbar on December 17, 2015, 09:41:05 PM
These are shite.  4-0 Villa.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on December 17, 2015, 10:00:17 PM
I tend to say the same thing; we've got to score first. And I say it because its true.

I generally, as a rule, only make a score prediction when I feel it in my bones. I fancied us for a result at least down at Southampton and I fancy us this weekend.

Nice one Ads. I just hope it's not a case of misinterpretation & you're not going down with summut viral instead.  ;)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 17, 2015, 10:32:37 PM
What's actually up with Richards?

He went AWOL again during the Watford game and hasn't been seen since. My guess is Hutton got pissed off with taking all the blame, killed him and buried him under his patio.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on December 17, 2015, 10:47:53 PM
37% saying away win - how? And I really hope I end up eating a seriously huge slice of humble pie here, but HOW??......

Score one more goal than Newcastle?
So THATS how it's done, I do remember this scenario from somewhere.....
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Matt C on December 18, 2015, 01:01:33 AM
1-1.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on December 18, 2015, 07:49:12 AM
They`re really up for this, to read their message boards you would think we single-handedly relegated them - NO! ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE SHITE ALL SEASON DO NOT BLAME US BECAUSE YOU WENT DOWN just as we are inevitably going the same way, as for celebrating your demise, stop overplaying your hand lads, you would/will do the same, and as for "celebrating" - really??, i suggest you go on Youtube and look at what happened at Villa Park when the Blues went down, there is a slight difference.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Witton Warrior on December 18, 2015, 08:16:04 AM
They`re really up for this, to read their message boards you would think we single-handedly relegated them - NO! ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE SHITE ALL SEASON DO NOT BLAME US BECAUSE YOU WENT DOWN just as we are inevitably going the same way, as for celebrating your demise, stop overplaying your hand lads, you would/will do the same, and as for "celebrating" - really??, i suggest you go on Youtube and look at what happened at Villa Park when the Blues went down, there is a slight difference.

But they are the bestest fans in all the world - ever!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Rioch is King on December 18, 2015, 09:16:08 AM
Well we all know 'what goes round comes round' - I think all our traveling fans should take up Cadburys selection boxes to hand out and say sorry.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 18, 2015, 09:17:03 AM
Or the team could show some bottle and spirit and stop embarrassing the clubs name. I don't buy in to the their trying 100%, the work rate is shit.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 18, 2015, 09:27:41 AM
What's actually up with Richards?

Knee-knack according to Physioroom (http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php#c2).Due back this weekend
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: AVH87 on December 18, 2015, 10:28:26 AM
Garde's comments on Richards returning don't sound positive.

Their fans will be well up for this, let's hope their players aren't quite so much.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on December 18, 2015, 11:40:25 AM
I know quite a few Newcastle supporters and they aren't 'up for it' at all.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: LeeB on December 18, 2015, 11:53:06 AM
".........win"

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 18, 2015, 12:18:11 PM
".........win"



Aston Villa training montage. Scenes of Gabby walking around eating a Dairy Milk, Nzog on the sidelines with a pair of headphones on and some decks he's brought along for the day. Westwood pointing at Micah who's with Mcdonald trying to start a fight on all the foreign lads and Jack's lying face down in the centre circle after downing a few pints of mulled wine.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 18, 2015, 12:32:10 PM
I know quite a few Newcastle supporters and they aren't 'up for it' at all.

The ones I know are worried that they are encountering a false dawn and don't want tomorrow to be the time they come down to earth with a bump.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: in exile on December 18, 2015, 12:32:40 PM
I know quite a few Newcastle supporters and they aren't 'up for it' at all.
Why not, any idea?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on December 18, 2015, 12:36:07 PM
I know quite a few Newcastle supporters and they aren't 'up for it' at all.
Why not, any idea?

They've been watching Newcastle for too many years. They only reason they take any notice of Villa is because I support them basically!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 18, 2015, 12:40:54 PM
My fear is that their forwards are actually half decent and can score goals. We only have 1 that looks lively enough to cause problems. Something that desperately needs to change in January.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: postal on December 18, 2015, 12:51:16 PM
Jorden Ayew and if Adama Traore has a go, knows when to run and when to pass, then they could cause trouble.

And if they do play a tall forward, give Kozak a go (doubt it tho), rather than put Gestade anywhere near the team bus.

As for the midfield and defense....
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 18, 2015, 01:43:45 PM
Jorden Ayew and if Adama Traore has a go, knows when to run and when to pass, then they could cause trouble.

And if they do play a tall forward, give Kozak a go (doubt it tho), rather than put Gestade anywhere near the team bus.

As for the midfield and defense....

I actually think a back 4 of Cissokho, Lescott, Okore, Richards is fairly stableand could be ok, it is the holding midfielder to rally the troops we are missing then. A decent sized mobile centre forward that can hold the ball and a man to play wide right/ left with Ayew are just as important though. Trouble is Sinclair and Gestede lose the damn thing so easily we are always on the back foot
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: bobdylan on December 18, 2015, 01:44:32 PM
Jorden Ayew and if Adama Traore has a go, knows when to run and when to pass, then they could cause trouble.

And if they do play a tall forward, give Kozak a go (doubt it tho), rather than put Gestade anywhere near the team bus.

As for the midfield and defense....

Quite, we do have options going forwards (and I don't mean Gabby and N'Zog), Adama, Kozak, Gil, Grealish could all come in and offer something different to Gestede and Sinclair, but in midfield and defence we're really struggling for options.  I'm no fan of either Westwood or Sanchez, but who else could play there, Lyden, Calder, Gardner, Ilori, Richards?  I don't really fancy any of them are ready yet or good enough to play there.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on December 18, 2015, 01:51:25 PM
Louise Taylor, Guardian's Newcastle United expert, really should stick to writing/cheerleading about them. No insight about us, just lazily pasted inaccurate crap: http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/dec/18/newcastle-aston-villa-transfer-tactics-remi-garde
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on December 18, 2015, 01:56:18 PM
I know quite a few Newcastle supporters and they aren't 'up for it' at all.

The ones I know are worried that they are encountering a false dawn and don't want tomorrow to be the time they come down to earth with a bump.
They obviously haven't seen us just lately.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on December 18, 2015, 02:10:45 PM
Jorden Ayew and if Adama Traore has a go, knows when to run and when to pass, then they could cause trouble.

what is this pass you talk about?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: tomd2103 on December 18, 2015, 02:16:38 PM
Jorden Ayew and if Adama Traore has a go, knows when to run and when to pass, then they could cause trouble.

And if they do play a tall forward, give Kozak a go (doubt it tho), rather than put Gestade anywhere near the team bus.

As for the midfield and defense....

I actually think a back 4 of Cissokho, Lescott, Okore, Richards is fairly stableand could be ok, it is the holding midfielder to rally the troops we are missing then. A decent sized mobile centre forward that can hold the ball and a man to play wide right/ left with Ayew are just as important though. Trouble is Sinclair and Gestede lose the damn thing so easily we are always on the back foot

Agree, but also think we could do with Grealish or Gil just off a forward to pick the passes and put Ayew and Traore in.  We've go to play Gil further up the field.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 18, 2015, 05:33:14 PM
Newcastle have won 2 on the spin.
We're fucking horrendous.
It all points one way...


Villa win. We have to win at some point...surely...don't we?
I know our record against them is largely tosh, but the law of football dictates that Newcastle simply will not win this game. There's no way in hell they're going to win three on the bounce. You can take that to the bank.

We will win this one.
But will we build on a win?
Probably not.

Still.
Newcastle 0- Aston Villa 1. Ayew.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on December 18, 2015, 06:25:25 PM
Newcastle have won 2 on the spin.
We're fucking horrendous.
It all points one way...


Villa win. We have to win at some point...surely...don't we?
I know our record against them is largely tosh, but the law of football dictates that Newcastle simply will not win this game. There's no way in hell they're going to win three on the bounce. You can take that to the bank.

We will win this one.
But will we build on a win?
Probably not.

Still.
Newcastle 0- Aston Villa 1. Ayew.
We will not keep a clean sheet. Try again.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 18, 2015, 06:29:18 PM
Newcastle have won 2 on the spin.
We're fucking horrendous.
It all points one way...


Villa win. We have to win at some point...surely...don't we?
I know our record against them is largely tosh, but the law of football dictates that Newcastle simply will not win this game. There's no way in hell they're going to win three on the bounce. You can take that to the bank.

We will win this one.
But will we build on a win?
Probably not.

Still.
Newcastle 0- Aston Villa 1. Ayew.
We will not keep a clean sheet. Try again.
1-2.
And since we don't score many goals we'll need them to score an own goal.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on December 18, 2015, 07:08:43 PM
Newcastle have won 2 on the spin.
We're fucking horrendous.
It all points one way...


Villa win. We have to win at some point...surely...don't we?
I know our record against them is largely tosh, but the law of football dictates that Newcastle simply will not win this game. There's no way in hell they're going to win three on the bounce. You can take that to the bank.

We will win this one.
But will we build on a win?
Probably not.

Still.
Newcastle 0- Aston Villa 1. Ayew.

Gamblers fallacy man. We can keep on losing.

Hope you are right though obviously.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on December 18, 2015, 07:12:49 PM
Can not see anything other than another defeat. The barcodes i feel will be far more up for it than our lot 3-1
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: holte hero on December 18, 2015, 07:35:00 PM
Right it's time to break out of this embarrassing,gut wrenching run of shit!!! 3-1 to the villa the start of a ten game winning run.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: boboonthecorner on December 18, 2015, 08:48:39 PM
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/no-excuses-newcastle-saturday-theyre-10602997

Much as it pains me this is spot on, I suppose laughing at their demise was going to bite us on the arse one day.
  Someone still got their head in their arse about 2009? Maybe even Coventry in 2001?

You'll have to elaborate on this one.....
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: VancouverLion on December 18, 2015, 09:23:04 PM
1-2 Lescott, Grealish in injury time
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 18, 2015, 09:23:40 PM
It's been blowing a gale up here. I'm glad that I came up by train rather than flying as I originally planned
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on December 18, 2015, 09:28:39 PM
Right it's time to break out of this embarrassing,gut wrenching run of shit!!! 3-1 to the villa the start of a ten game winning run.

Safety by start of March then, where's my Cigar m'lord....
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: in the blood on December 18, 2015, 10:46:42 PM
1-0 villa win
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: preston28 on December 19, 2015, 07:34:56 AM
It's been blowing a gale up here. I'm glad that I came up by train rather than flying as I originally planned
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You have wings? 🤓
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on December 19, 2015, 08:02:53 AM
Just read we have only won 38 of our last 168 league games. Shocking.

Fight Like Kittens.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 19, 2015, 08:05:15 AM
Just read we have only won 38 of our last 168 league games. Shocking.

Fight Like Kittens.

34 points from our last 50 games
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on December 19, 2015, 08:21:44 AM
Louise Taylor, Guardian's Newcastle United expert, really should stick to writing/cheerleading about them. No insight about us, just lazily pasted inaccurate crap: http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/dec/18/newcastle-aston-villa-transfer-tactics-remi-garde

It's not one of her worst articles to be fair, but it's weird that journalists in the UK criticise this type of transfer policy when it or a variant of it is how pretty much every continental club operates. And the manager has a veto, so Tim could have said no.

For me, for the manager to delegate the scouting/recruitment makes sense unless that manager is an expert scout themselves. They just need to identify exactly what attributes they need for the team.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 19, 2015, 08:57:19 AM
Right chaps this has really got to must win territory.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 19, 2015, 09:12:33 AM
Louise Taylor, Guardian's Newcastle United expert, really should stick to writing/cheerleading about them. No insight about us, just lazily pasted inaccurate crap: http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/dec/18/newcastle-aston-villa-transfer-tactics-remi-garde

It's not one of her worst articles to be fair, but it's weird that journalists in the UK criticise this type of transfer policy when it or a variant of it is how pretty much every continental club operates. And the manager has a veto, so Tim could have said no.

For me, for the manager to delegate the scouting/recruitment makes sense unless that manager is an expert scout themselves. They just need to identify exactly what attributes they need for the team.

It's typical of the way we handle media relations appalingly, so that the other side of the story is allowed to control the agenda and hypothesis becomes accepted as fact.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: wittonwarrior on December 19, 2015, 09:23:11 AM
Nothing but a win or a draw will  do so I will go 0-1 to the Villa Guzan big kick.

How the heart plays tricks.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on December 19, 2015, 09:32:57 AM
Nothing but a win or a draw will  do so I will go 0-1 to the Villa Guzan big kick.

How the heart plays tricks.

A draw is no good I'm afraid.  We need to win the next 3 games, unlikely as that may be.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on December 19, 2015, 09:40:39 AM
We have won only 2 of 22 visits to Newcastle in the Premier League. When you consider how crap they've been at times and it's hardly Old Trafford, that is another terrible statistic.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 19, 2015, 10:14:18 AM
I just want to experience what it's like to win a PL football match again.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Clampy on December 19, 2015, 10:17:29 AM
Nothing but a win or a draw will  do so I will go 0-1 to the Villa Guzan big kick.

How the heart plays tricks.

A draw is no good I'm afraid.  We need to win the next 3 games, unlikely as that may be.

Like Garde said, we need to win at least two out of the next four.That will put us on 12 points and depending how other teams do, it might look a bit better going into the new year.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 19, 2015, 11:26:36 AM
Nothing but a win or a draw will  do so I will go 0-1 to the Villa Guzan big kick.

How the heart plays tricks.

A draw is no good I'm afraid.  We need to win the next 3 games, unlikely as that may be.

Like Garde said, we need to win at least two out of the next four.That will put us on 12 points and depending how other teams do, it might look a bit better going into the new year.

agree with that it has to be at least 12 points come jan 2nd

even with that we will need 26 points from 18 games so literally a 50% win rate
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on December 19, 2015, 11:32:47 AM
Guzan fumble. 1.0
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: The Edge on December 19, 2015, 12:04:27 PM
Nothing but a win or a draw will  do so I will go 0-1 to the Villa Guzan big kick.

How the heart plays tricks.

A draw is no good I'm afraid.  We need to win the next 3 games, unlikely as that may be.

Like Garde said, we need to win at least two out of the next four.That will put us on 12 points and depending how other teams do, it might look a bit better going into the new year.
Whatever happens today there are still 66 points to play for. That's how Remi and the rest of us should be looking at it.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on December 19, 2015, 12:10:44 PM
Nothing but a win or a draw will  do so I will go 0-1 to the Villa Guzan big kick.

How the heart plays tricks.

A draw is no good I'm afraid.  We need to win the next 3 games, unlikely as that may be.

Like Garde said, we need to win at least two out of the next four.That will put us on 12 points and depending how other teams do, it might look a bit better going into the new year.
Whatever happens today there are still 66 points to play for. That's how Remi and the rest of us should be looking at it.
We'll be lucky to take the 6.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: The Edge on December 19, 2015, 12:11:52 PM
Number 1 priority in January. Pick up a decent keeper who will give the defenders some confidence. That one thing will give us a chance of survival. Why that wasn't addressed in the summer I'll never know.
Once again my eternal optimism is telling me score draw today. We will take the lead but end up hanging on to a draw. 2-2
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: The Edge on December 19, 2015, 12:13:02 PM
Nothing but a win or a draw will  do so I will go 0-1 to the Villa Guzan big kick.

How the heart plays tricks.

A draw is no good I'm afraid.  We need to win the next 3 games, unlikely as that may be.

Like Garde said, we need to win at least two out of the next four.That will put us on 12 points and depending how other teams do, it might look a bit better going into the new year.
Whatever happens today there are still 66 points to play for. That's how Remi and the rest of us should be looking at it.
We'll be lucky to take the 6.
That's the spirit mate.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Chris Harte on December 19, 2015, 12:25:29 PM
The head says we'll get turned over tonight. We don't look like we have a win in us. Also, the geordies still hold a grudge over their relegation in 2009 (the accounts of which I feel are more and more exaggerated as time goes by, with the exception of that "sob on the Tyne" flag).

However, the heart says we'll win tonight, then win the next three after that!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Clampy on December 19, 2015, 12:27:52 PM
It's about trying to remain positive for me. Like the young lad Lyden said, one win could breathe confidence into the team. Like I said the other day, I do fancy us more in the upcoming games than today but you never know, get the crowd on their backs today and who knows.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on December 19, 2015, 12:41:53 PM
The head says we'll get turned over tonight. We don't look like we have a win in us. Also, the geordies still hold a grudge over their relegation in 2009 (the accounts of which I feel are more and more exaggerated as time goes by, with the exception of that "sob on the Tyne" flag).


Have we ever held such a grudge? We've had Newcastle, Norwich and Leicester that don't seem to forget minor incidents - be it laughing at their relegation or nicking their managers.



Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Chris Harte on December 19, 2015, 12:47:00 PM
The head says we'll get turned over tonight. We don't look like we have a win in us. Also, the geordies still hold a grudge over their relegation in 2009 (the accounts of which I feel are more and more exaggerated as time goes by, with the exception of that "sob on the Tyne" flag).


Have we ever held such a grudge? We've had Newcastle, Norwich and Leicester that don't seem to forget minor incidents - be it laughing at their relegation or nicking their managers.




I'm not sure. All I know was that I was on holiday in Spain last summer and on our first night ended up with some bitter geordie glowering at me because of who I supported (I wasnt about to deny who my team were). I felt like telling him the accounts of that day we greatly embellished but knew it would have been a thankless task.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 19, 2015, 12:51:59 PM
And that's the point. Two banners and a chorus of Going Down has been exaggerated out of all proportion. Their supporters I spoke to after the match were angry at the players, not us. As ever, we let the other side control the story.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Clampy on December 19, 2015, 12:55:58 PM
And that's the point. Two banners and a chorus of Going Down has been exaggerated out of all proportion. Their supporters I spoke to after the match were angry at the players, not us. As ever, we let the other side control the story.

John Carver put the boot in on us as well a while back before we played them.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on December 19, 2015, 12:56:47 PM
And that's the point. Two banners and a chorus of Going Down has been exaggerated out of all proportion. Their supporters I spoke to after the match were angry at the players, not us. As ever, we let the other side control the story.

A couple of mates who were at the game said they were a bit taken aback by some of the hostility they experienced before and after the match and were a bit baffled as to where it all came from as well as the gleeful celebration of their relegation. Don't know which pubs they were in but there was some trouble caused by Villa fans spoiling for a fight. Consequently they are now looking forward to the last game of the season.

Anyway, one of them told me he reckons they won't win today as they never win three in a row, whereas I pointed out we never seem to win one in a row.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 19, 2015, 12:59:36 PM
And that's the point. Two banners and a chorus of Going Down has been exaggerated out of all proportion. Their supporters I spoke to after the match were angry at the players, not us. As ever, we let the other side control the story.

A couple of mates who were at the game said they were a bit taken aback by some of the hostility they experienced before and after the match and were a bit baffled as to where it all came from as well as the gleeful celebration of their relegation. Don't know which pubs they were in but there was some trouble caused by Villa fans spoiling for a fight. Consequently they are now looking forward to the last game of the season.

Anyway, one of them told me he reckons they won't win today as they never win three in a row, whereas I pointed out we never seem to win one in a row.

They believed their own hype for so long they never realised that every club would have done the same as we did.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on December 19, 2015, 01:03:12 PM
At least they won't be the ones to send us down, we'll be down long before that game.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Chris Harte on December 19, 2015, 01:03:54 PM
Quote from: Chris Jameson link=topic=55204.msg2974900#msg2974900

A couple of mates who were at the game said they were a bit taken aback by some of the hostility they experienced before and after the match and were a bit baffled as to where it all came from as well as the gleeful celebration of their relegation. Don't know which pubs they were in but there was some trouble caused by Villa fans spoiling for a fight. Consequently they are now looking forward to the last game of the season.
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I do remember that it was a very hot day, on the Sunday of a bank holiday weekend, and a 4pm kickoff. No work next day for many and the first excuse of the year to get trollied in the sun.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on December 19, 2015, 01:15:11 PM
And that's the point. Two banners and a chorus of Going Down has been exaggerated out of all proportion. Their supporters I spoke to after the match were angry at the players, not us. As ever, we let the other side control the story.

A couple of mates who were at the game said they were a bit taken aback by some of the hostility they experienced before and after the match and were a bit baffled as to where it all came from as well as the gleeful celebration of their relegation. Don't know which pubs they were in but there was some trouble caused by Villa fans spoiling for a fight. Consequently they are now looking forward to the last game of the season.

Anyway, one of them told me he reckons they won't win today as they never win three in a row, whereas I pointed out we never seem to win one in a row.

They believed their own hype for so long they never realised that every club would have done the same as we did.

I can only speak for the ones I know who pretty much have a gallows humour where they are concerned but they both said there was a nasty atmosphere in the pubs and after the game which they found baffling.

Whoever was going to be relegated was going to be mocked and have the piss taken out of them so I don't understand why they get so upset, it will happen to us this season at some stage and I'm sure whoever it is will enjoy their day but if there are hundreds of Geordies with home made banners at Villa Park on the last day we'll just have to suck it up!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Damo70 on December 19, 2015, 01:18:57 PM
At least they won't be the ones to send us down, we'll be down long before that game.

They could probably send us down today.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Clampy on December 19, 2015, 01:21:26 PM
I think Shearer being in charge when they went down played a part in why they were so bitter.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Marlon From Bearwood on December 19, 2015, 01:27:03 PM
Busy afternoon today. Off to the cinema to see Star Wars The Force Awakens, followed by watching the Villa game on Sky tonight.

So, a tale of desperation and misery, as a desperate, down trodden group of individuals battle in the face of adversity and fear despite the actions of an elusive dark overlord.

And also Star Wars The Force Awakens.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Legion on December 19, 2015, 01:29:23 PM
Very good.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 19, 2015, 01:34:35 PM
I think much of Newcastle's ire is based on the idea that such an insignificant club as Villa could take such delight in their downfall. A kind of who-the-fuck-are-you-to-give-us-grief mentality. Whereas, anybody else would have done the same because of Newcastle's inflated sense of self-importance. Man Utd, Liverpool, Chelsea would have been just as bad if not worse. The whole country wanted them relegated. We dispatched them with a bit of wit.

Now it's our turn, and we'll have to take our medicine. Except we won't be getting all precious over it.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: The Edge on December 19, 2015, 01:57:00 PM
Guzan fumble. 1.0
what??? A fumble by Guzan. Never.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: The Edge on December 19, 2015, 01:59:36 PM
I think much of Newcastle's ire is based on the idea that such an insignificant club as Villa could take such delight in their downfall. A kind of who-the-fuck-are-you-to-give-us-grief mentality. Whereas, anybody else would have done the same because of Newcastle's inflated sense of self-importance. Man Utd, Liverpool, Chelsea would have been just as bad if not worse. The whole country wanted them relegated. We dispatched them with a bit of wit.

Now it's our turn, and we'll have to take our medicine. Except we won't be getting all precious over it.
good point well made
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Steve R on December 19, 2015, 02:22:19 PM
It's only November what can they take the piss about?
You might have less time for your Christmas shopping than you think...


Good one.

I am sure the house purchasing committee have matters all in hand.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on December 19, 2015, 02:26:03 PM
Fortunately, unlike the Villa, we are entertaining guests throughout the day today, so will not be able to watch.

I used to be annoyed if the other half planned something like this when we're playing. Now I don't seem to care.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: nodge on December 19, 2015, 02:26:12 PM
This thread title should be re-named Newcastle United v Rock Bottom Aston Villa, I've heard it that many times today on Sky.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 19, 2015, 02:39:34 PM
In attempt to remember that football can just be entertainment, I'm across the river at the Gateshead v Woking game
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 19, 2015, 02:43:08 PM
Busy afternoon today. Off to the cinema to see Star Wars The Force Awakens, followed by watching the Villa game on Sky tonight.

So, a tale of desperation and misery, as a desperate, down trodden group of individuals battle in the face of adversity and fear despite the actions of an elusive dark overlord.

And also Star Wars The Force Awakens.

Enjoy it, it's superb. Great story, acting and special effects are top notch. Very similar to what JJ Abrams did in the last two Star Trek movies.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: devilla on December 19, 2015, 02:52:21 PM
Busy afternoon today. Off to the cinema to see Star Wars The Force Awakens, followed by watching the Villa game on Sky tonight.

So, a tale of desperation and misery, as a desperate, down trodden group of individuals battle in the face of adversity and fear despite the actions of an elusive dark overlord.

And also Star Wars The Force Awakens.

Enjoy it, it's superb. Great story, acting and special effects are top notch. Very similar to what JJ Abrams did in the last two Star Trek movies.

I'm going on the 27th. Really looking forward to it. I loved what J J Abrams did with the Star Trek films so if it's anything like that, it'll be a real treat. I'll need cheering up after going to the West Ham game on Boxing day.

Back to today, I think we'll turn them over. They never win 3 in a row. 2 -1. Oh hang on a minute. Who will score for us? Oh well, maybe not.......
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: TonyD on December 19, 2015, 03:04:17 PM
Win today and we can push on for Europe
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 19, 2015, 03:12:10 PM
Busy afternoon today. Off to the cinema to see Star Wars The Force Awakens, followed by watching the Villa game on Sky tonight.

So, a tale of desperation and misery, as a desperate, down trodden group of individuals battle in the face of adversity and fear despite the actions of an elusive dark overlord.

And also Star Wars The Force Awakens.

Enjoy it, it's superb. Great story, acting and special effects are top notch. Very similar to what JJ Abrams did in the last two Star Trek movies.

I'm going on the 27th. Really looking forward to it. I loved what J J Abrams did with the Star Trek films so if it's anything like that, it'll be a real treat. I'll need cheering up after going to the West Ham game on Boxing day.

Back to today, I think we'll turn them over. They never win 3 in a row. 2 -1. Oh hang on a minute. Who will score for us? Oh well, maybe not.......

I watched it at 11.15am yesterday when the doors opened. It was ace and very much the same feel as the Star Trek movies. You'll especially notice it in the scenes with the Falcon. I won't give any more away. Have a great time.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on December 19, 2015, 03:59:59 PM
I'm feeling oddly optimistic today. 1-0 win. Ayew.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 19, 2015, 04:00:33 PM
Win today and we can push on for Europe

Lose and it's the Final Countdown to relegation
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 19, 2015, 04:02:20 PM
Busy afternoon today. Off to the cinema to see Star Wars The Force Awakens, followed by watching the Villa game on Sky tonight.

So, a tale of desperation and misery, as a desperate, down trodden group of individuals battle in the face of adversity and fear despite the actions of an elusive dark overlord.

And also Star Wars The Force Awakens.

Enjoy it, it's superb. Great story, acting and special effects are top notch. Very similar to what JJ Abrams did in the last two Star Trek movies.

I'm going on the 27th. Really looking forward to it. I loved what J J Abrams did with the Star Trek films so if it's anything like that, it'll be a real treat. I'll need cheering up after going to the West Ham game on Boxing day.

Back to today, I think we'll turn them over. They never win 3 in a row. 2 -1. Oh hang on a minute. Who will score for us? Oh well, maybe not.......

I watched it at 11.15am yesterday when the doors opened. It was ace and very much the same feel as the Star Trek movies. You'll especially notice it in the scenes with the Falcon. I won't give any more away. Have a great time.

I'm going this evening after the game.

First time that I've been to the cinema in the UK since 1993
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: villabear on December 19, 2015, 04:08:39 PM
When's Barry Norman posting his prediction?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on December 19, 2015, 04:10:10 PM
I've watched Star Wars twice already. Loved it.

I've just looked at the table. Ten points off safety. 13 if we lose. Pretty much a must win game then - but I've a feeling they'll really be in the mood to get revenge for you know what.

Can't say I'm confident but then maybe the shackles can come off at some stage.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on December 19, 2015, 04:13:01 PM
Never seen Star Wars, is Metal Mickey still in it?

Way results are going we could be down by the end of January at this rate.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on December 19, 2015, 04:14:34 PM
Busy afternoon today. Off to the cinema to see Star Wars The Force Awakens, followed by watching the Villa game on Sky tonight.

So, a tale of desperation and misery, as a desperate, down trodden group of individuals battle in the face of adversity and fear despite the actions of an elusive dark overlord.

And also Star Wars The Force Awakens.

Enjoy it, it's superb. Great story, acting and special effects are top notch. Very similar to what JJ Abrams did in the last two Star Trek movies.

I'm going on the 27th. Really looking forward to it. I loved what J J Abrams did with the Star Trek films so if it's anything like that, it'll be a real treat. I'll need cheering up after going to the West Ham game on Boxing day.

Back to today, I think we'll turn them over. They never win 3 in a row. 2 -1. Oh hang on a minute. Who will score for us? Oh well, maybe not.......

I watched it at 11.15am yesterday when the doors opened. It was ace and very much the same feel as the Star Trek movies. You'll especially notice it in the scenes with the Falcon. I won't give any more away. Have a great time.

I'm going this evening after the game.

First time that I've been to the cinema in the UK since 1993

Jurassic Park! /Partridge (It was though, right?)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 19, 2015, 04:14:36 PM
The current scores are really making this must win.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on December 19, 2015, 04:14:49 PM
I reckon we will lose by a couple 3-1.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: ACVilla on December 19, 2015, 04:16:12 PM
With the results as they stand at the moment It is now a must win game, if it wasn't already before.

Biggest game in a long time. I'm well up for it, let's hope the players are too.

C'mon The Villa.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 19, 2015, 04:17:19 PM
Busy afternoon today. Off to the cinema to see Star Wars The Force Awakens, followed by watching the Villa game on Sky tonight.

So, a tale of desperation and misery, as a desperate, down trodden group of individuals battle in the face of adversity and fear despite the actions of an elusive dark overlord.

And also Star Wars The Force Awakens.

Enjoy it, it's superb. Great story, acting and special effects are top notch. Very similar to what JJ Abrams did in the last two Star Trek movies.

I'm going on the 27th. Really looking forward to it. I loved what J J Abrams did with the Star Trek films so if it's anything like that, it'll be a real treat. I'll need cheering up after going to the West Ham game on Boxing day.

Back to today, I think we'll turn them over. They never win 3 in a row. 2 -1. Oh hang on a minute. Who will score for us? Oh well, maybe not.......

I watched it at 11.15am yesterday when the doors opened. It was ace and very much the same feel as the Star Trek movies. You'll especially notice it in the scenes with the Falcon. I won't give any more away. Have a great time.

I'm going this evening after the game.

First time that I've been to the cinema in the UK since 1993

Hopefully you'll watch it in IMAX, or whatever they call it there. You know the biggest, loudest, baddest screen you can find.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: conman on December 19, 2015, 04:17:44 PM
the sound of music live is on the telly tomorow night
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: A Northern Soul on December 19, 2015, 04:32:54 PM
4-4-2 Westwood for Gestede FFS...
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: MalcolmP on December 19, 2015, 04:35:29 PM
4-4-2 Westwood for Gestede FFS...

no pace no creativity no Adama no Grealish no Gil No CHANCE
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on December 19, 2015, 04:35:30 PM
That lineup is horrendous. Setting us up for a draw and not to lose. Draws are no good to us, we need to win.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 19, 2015, 04:35:48 PM
I agree with dropping Gestede as he's a hugely talentless donkey, with the touch of a baby elephant and the speed of continental drift. But Westwood? FFS!
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