Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century

[Hookeysmith]

Welcome to the Villa, Joao. I bet you’re happy that you don’t have to eat orange chips any longer.

Oi, they are the best thing from the Black Country.

Surely thats the M6

[eamonn]

From what I have seen, more similar to Bouba than YT?

Haven't looked at his arse but I assume he washes it. Bouba and Youri grew-up in respectable countries with bidets, where botties are traditionally spotless.

[jwarry]

I watched Wolves a fair bit last season and he’s extremely good. He really impressed me so I’m really excited about him.

All the best and welcome to Villa.

Erm, why were you watching the dogheads? Is there something you would like tell us?

[UK Redsox]

Only on H&V could the reason why a football fan was watching football be questioned more than why the feck people are talking about how people from Wolverhampton wash their arses 

[Dogtanian]

I've really brought this forum down to the gutter, haven't I? 

[LeeS]

I've really brought this forum down to the gutter, haven't I? 

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Even cleaning his arse in the gutter would have been better than nothing.

[dave.woodhall]

I've really brought this forum down to the gutter, haven't I? 

Raised it to the gutter, more like.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I've really brought this forum down to the gutter, haven't I? 

With every post you've made.

[Chris Harte]

Welcome to a proper club, João.

May your time with us be medal-laden.

[rob_bridge]

Enjoy your trip Joao. Do your best

[LeeB]

Enjoy your trip Joao. Do your best

And please wash your arse.

[Tony Daleys Shorts]

I live amongst the great unwashed. They unanimously say we’ve ‘gorra good ‘un’.

[PeterWithe]

I’ll wait to see him play before forming an opinion rather than take their word for it, Pearls before Swine and all that.

[eamonn]

Pearls before swine and hygiene before giving the ick.

[Sexual Ealing]

Ave yow bin usin me arse brush agen, Derek?