Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century

[Toronto Villa]

Welcome João! May you become a Villa great, and may commentators and Villa fans alike pronounce your name correctly.

How is it pronounced? Let’s all get this correct from the start!

Zhoo-ow. Something like that. Rudy will be able to confirm

[cdbearsfan]

J like the j in Beijing, ow like the ow in ow I've banged my toe.

[Ian.]

I watched Wolves a fair bit last season and he’s extremely good. He really impressed me so I’m really excited about him.

All the best and welcome to Villa.

[Drummond]

A family man? Has he already had kids at 25? He should be out pulling wimmin (or men) in Wolverhampton every Saturday night, not being force-fed Peppa Pig and Puffin Rock while his FitBit tracks his erratic REM. Game's gone.

I briefly dated one guy from Wolverhampton. It ended the day I discovered he didn't wash his arse in the shower. 

He's better off out of that gene pool!

Hang on, he was from Wolverhampton and he had access to a shower? You should've given him a chance.

It was a golden shower....

[chrisw1]

I'm sure it will always be Jay-oh in my head.  Although Jay-ow maybe has a better Brummy ring to it.

[Toronto Villa]

He’s going to be a very popular player. He’s the type who works really hard and knows his role. A great age to coach and improve. We need more players like him in terms of ability and attitude to round out this window.

Viva la revolución!

[PeterWithesShin]

Joey Gomey it is.

[SamTheMouse]

He looks tidy from the clips I've seen.

Which is nice. I always like a neat Brazilian.

[Pete3206]

Just watched a video of him talking about his stammer and talking to some schoolkids with disabilities. Seems like a great bloke.

[algy]

A family man? Has he already had kids at 25? He should be out pulling wimmin (or men) in Wolverhampton every Saturday night, not being force-fed Peppa Pig and Puffin Rock while his FitBit tracks his erratic REM. Game's gone.

I briefly dated one guy from Wolverhampton. It ended the day I discovered he didn't wash his arse in the shower. 

He's better off out of that gene pool!

Hang on, he was from Wolverhampton and he had access to a shower? You should've given him a chance.

I'd assume a Wolverhampton shower is, in fact, a leaky roof.

[Dogtanian]

A family man? Has he already had kids at 25? He should be out pulling wimmin (or men) in Wolverhampton every Saturday night, not being force-fed Peppa Pig and Puffin Rock while his FitBit tracks his erratic REM. Game's gone.

I briefly dated one guy from Wolverhampton. It ended the day I discovered he didn't wash his arse in the shower. 

He's better off out of that gene pool!

Hang on, he was from Wolverhampton and he had access to a shower? You should've given him a chance.

It was a golden shower....

Ahhh, I did wonder why his sister was crouched above the shower cubicle! 

[Drummond]

I just laughed quite loudly in a busy café. When the staff asked what I was laughing at I opted out of telling the truth.
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[LeeS]

A family man? Has he already had kids at 25? He should be out pulling wimmin (or men) in Wolverhampton every Saturday night, not being force-fed Peppa Pig and Puffin Rock while his FitBit tracks his erratic REM. Game's gone.

I briefly dated one guy from Wolverhampton. It ended the day I discovered he didn't wash his arse in the shower. 

He's better off out of that gene pool!

Good grief. That is minging

[DB]

From what I have seen, more similar to Bouba than YT?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Welcome João! May you become a Villa great, and may commentators and Villa fans alike pronounce your name correctly.

How is it pronounced? Let’s all get this correct from the start!

Zhoo-ow. Something like that. Rudy will be able to confirm

BV might be a better bet as I don't speak Brazilian. He'll know how to bastardise Portuguese

Think French 'Je' and add on an 'wow' as in cow. Now combine and say it quickly.

Oh and Viva a Revolução!