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Offline Hookeysmith

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #180 on: July 20, 2026, 03:44:11 PM »
Quote from: Somniloquism on July 20, 2026, 11:18:49 AM
Quote from: Villan For Life on July 20, 2026, 11:18:04 AM
Welcome to the Villa, Joao. I bet you’re happy that you don’t have to eat orange chips any longer.

Oi, they are the best thing from the Black Country.

Surely thats the M6 ;)
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Offline eamonn

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #181 on: July 20, 2026, 03:46:04 PM »
Quote from: DB on July 20, 2026, 02:14:05 PM
From what I have seen, more similar to Bouba than YT?

Haven't looked at his arse but I assume he washes it. Bouba and Youri grew-up in respectable countries with bidets, where botties are traditionally spotless.
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Offline jwarry

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #182 on: July 20, 2026, 03:47:34 PM »
Quote from: Ian. on July 20, 2026, 12:50:35 PM
I watched Wolves a fair bit last season and he’s extremely good. He really impressed me so I’m really excited about him.

All the best and welcome to Villa.

Erm, why were you watching the dogheads? Is there something you would like tell us?
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Offline UK Redsox

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #183 on: July 20, 2026, 03:55:31 PM »
Only on H&V could the reason why a football fan was watching football be questioned more than why the feck people are talking about how people from Wolverhampton wash their arses  ;D
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Offline Dogtanian

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #184 on: July 20, 2026, 03:56:53 PM »
I've really brought this forum down to the gutter, haven't I?  ;D
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Offline LeeS

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #185 on: July 20, 2026, 04:00:41 PM »
Quote from: Dogtanian on July 20, 2026, 03:56:53 PM
I've really brought this forum down to the gutter, haven't I?  ;D
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Even cleaning his arse in the gutter would have been better than nothing.
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Offline dave.woodhall

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #186 on: July 20, 2026, 04:05:22 PM »
Quote from: Dogtanian on July 20, 2026, 03:56:53 PM
I've really brought this forum down to the gutter, haven't I?  ;D


Raised it to the gutter, more like.
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Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #187 on: July 20, 2026, 04:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Dogtanian on July 20, 2026, 03:56:53 PM
I've really brought this forum down to the gutter, haven't I?  ;D

With every post you've made.
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Offline Chris Harte

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #188 on: July 20, 2026, 04:39:02 PM »
Welcome to a proper club, João.

May your time with us be medal-laden.
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Offline rob_bridge

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #189 on: July 20, 2026, 04:48:16 PM »
Enjoy your trip Joao. Do your best
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Offline LeeB

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #190 on: July 20, 2026, 06:04:27 PM »
Quote from: rob_bridge on July 20, 2026, 04:48:16 PM
Enjoy your trip Joao. Do your best

And please wash your arse.
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Offline Tony Daleys Shorts

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #191 on: July 20, 2026, 06:22:31 PM »
I live amongst the great unwashed. They unanimously say we’ve ‘gorra good ‘un’.
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Offline PeterWithe

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #192 on: July 20, 2026, 06:26:03 PM »
I’ll wait to see him play before forming an opinion rather than take their word for it, Pearls before Swine and all that.
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Offline eamonn

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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #193 on: July 20, 2026, 06:30:25 PM »
Pearls before swine and hygiene before giving the ick.
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Re: Joao Gomes - welcome to the 21st century
« Reply #194 on: July 20, 2026, 06:33:45 PM »
Ave yow bin usin me arse brush agen, Derek?
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