We've clearly sweetened the deal with a lifetime's supply of Um Bongo.

None for me and Clampy?
I've been on to my mates in Kinshasa and Brazzaville. It should arrive next week.
Good Brazzaville fact, it's the only African capital city that has kept its old colonial name rather than changing it because of woke.
Seems that Pierre Savorgnan de Brazza was a surprisingly good egg by the standards of the guys that were normally roaming around Africa naming things in those days.
Cairo?
or al Qahira in Arabic.
Doesn't refer to a coloniser, does it? The closest I can find to an exception to Dave's stat is Liberia. Effectively a US settler colony, capital Monrovia is named after President James Monroe. Though he never visited Africa, he was part of the American Colonization Society that sent freed slaves to Liberia.