I can't believe I am actually surprised at this, but I am reading an article on how in the US parents have to pay for their kids to play football... of course they fucking do.

No wonder they are shit at it.
"They pay hundreds of dollars annually for their 6-year-old to play recreational soccer; thousands of dollars for their 12-year-old to play competitive “travel soccer”; and in some extreme cases tens of thousands of dollars for their teenager to play for an elite club, perhaps to pursue a professional career or college scholarship."
They literally cannot see past money, can they?