Wolves vs Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[adrenachrome]

I am confident that we will win this game convincingly.
I base this prediction on the scientific method of dialectical materialism and the Fibonacci sequence.

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The level of inferiority complex you must have to contrive events against a side who have lost 20 games and conceded 51, who are currently the worse there's been for many, many a decade is quite something.

Our league position would have had us easily beat Everton, Brentford, Bournemouth and Leeds. It’s our dire form that worries me. Of course Wolves can beat us.

Our dire form of two wins, two draws and two defeats? Against Wolves 1 draw and 5 defeats? Super dire maybe? Dire Wolf?

1 win in 28. Of course they could, in an abstract meta sort of way. But, inferiority complex aside, we should expect to sweep these Lee Jeans and black shoe wearing gimps aside.

You forgot the scuffed Hi-Techs.

We're building up to that. Its only Tuesday.

Scruffy twats. What sort of town bans away fans from all pubs? I can't think of anywhere else like that.

[Richard E]

There aren’t any pubs in the city centre anyone would want to be seen dead in, so they’re doing away fans a favour to be honest.

[Sexual Ealing]

I was there for a meeting at the end of last year (I think it was Remembrance Day - either that or the old fellas there are very proud of their service) and I went for a cleansing pint afterwards at the Lych Gate Tavern, which was alright for a Tuesday afternoon.

[Richard E]

Yeah, that’s probably the least worst.

[PeterWithesShin]

Wolverhampton is shit. It's like a crap Burnley.

[eamonn]

Surely it's improved since September 2016!

[Richard E]

Unfortunately not.

[RamboandBruno]

We are in iffy form and our recent history in Deliverance country is shite. However, in their last 8 home league games they have W1 D2 and L5 the draws have come more recently against Newcastle and Arsenal, but they am bottom for a reason ay they.

[Bobby Boy]

Wolves are very shit. However if you slack off even a very shit side can catch you out as Arsenal found out against them. If we do our job we beat them. If we do our 'play half arsed for an hour' routine we could come unstuck. It's up to us to do our part as we'll be fielding 11 better players.

Or 10 if Bailey starts.
/baddumtish

Is 'very shit' better or worse than the 'cack' that Leeds were? The 'cack' that came within a few minutes of turning us over.

My guess is that 'very shit' and 'cack' are broadly the same so, all things being equal, I'm going to plump for the same outcome.

Very shit 1 Cack 1

[PeterWithesShin]

We didn't do our job, Leeds are still cack.

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I love the best team anybody has watched in 34 years being called cack.

[john2710]

As usual, they'll save their performance of the season for us on Friday night.

[Bobby Boy]

I love the best team anybody has watched in 34 years being called cack.

It was a playful reference to a previous Leeds comment, my friend. Lighten up a bit, maybe?

I think that we are far from cack.

[ADVILLAFAN]

There aren’t any pubs in the city centre anyone would want to be seen dead in, so they’re doing away fans a favour to be honest.

There aren’t any pubs in the city centre anyone would want to be seen dead in, so they’re doing away fans a favour to be honest.

Haven't been for years, but the Posada was good. Didn't mind the Rock bar.

From memory, if you go on the train and go out the back entrance, you can avoid being kettles by the police and slip into a nearby pub (called something like The Great Western). Obviously you may need to fake a Yam Yam accent to fit in.