Wolves vs Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[adrenachrome]

I am confident that we will win this game convincingly.
I base this prediction on the scientific method of dialectical materialism and the Fibonacci sequence.

[Ads]

The level of inferiority complex you must have to contrive events against a side who have lost 20 games and conceded 51, who are currently the worse there's been for many, many a decade is quite something.

Our league position would have had us easily beat Everton, Brentford, Bournemouth and Leeds. It’s our dire form that worries me. Of course Wolves can beat us.

Our dire form of two wins, two draws and two defeats? Against Wolves 1 draw and 5 defeats? Super dire maybe? Dire Wolf?

1 win in 28. Of course they could, in an abstract meta sort of way. But, inferiority complex aside, we should expect to sweep these Lee Jeans and black shoe wearing gimps aside.

You forgot the scuffed Hi-Techs.

We're building up to that. Its only Tuesday.

Scruffy twats. What sort of town bans away fans from all pubs? I can't think of anywhere else like that.

[Richard E]

There aren’t any pubs in the city centre anyone would want to be seen dead in, so they’re doing away fans a favour to be honest.

[Sexual Ealing]

I was there for a meeting at the end of last year (I think it was Remembrance Day - either that or the old fellas there are very proud of their service) and I went for a cleansing pint afterwards at the Lych Gate Tavern, which was alright for a Tuesday afternoon.

[Richard E]

Yeah, that’s probably the least worst.

[PeterWithesShin]

Wolverhampton is shit. It's like a crap Burnley.

[eamonn]

Surely it's improved since September 2016!

[Richard E]

Unfortunately not.