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Author Topic: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread  (Read 26292 times)

Offline Chris_Jephcott

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #180 on: September 27, 2023, 08:28:46 PM »
This is shite. Proper shite.

Offline PaulTheVillan

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #181 on: September 27, 2023, 08:28:51 PM »
This is Steve Bruce stuff

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #182 on: September 27, 2023, 08:29:03 PM »
We'd look better with Watkins on the pitch, holds the ball up better.

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #183 on: September 27, 2023, 08:29:18 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ, even Lambert would have been embarrassed to serve this shit up.

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #184 on: September 27, 2023, 08:29:42 PM »
We'd look better with Watkins on the pitch, holds the ball up better.

He wouldn't have had a single touch of the ball though.

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #185 on: September 27, 2023, 08:29:56 PM »
Are the shirts particularly heavy?

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #186 on: September 27, 2023, 08:30:07 PM »
This feels like watching extended highlights of Everton's best moments on their website the next day.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #187 on: September 27, 2023, 08:30:13 PM »
This is Leyton Orient 2014 levels of shit so far.

Offline PaulTheVillan

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #188 on: September 27, 2023, 08:30:35 PM »
Are the shirts particularly heavy?

They’re a weight on some.

Offline Walmley_Villa

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #189 on: September 27, 2023, 08:30:41 PM »
I’ve never known us a deliver a decent second string performance in 20 years

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #190 on: September 27, 2023, 08:30:46 PM »
Least entertaining wet T-shirt contest of all time.

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #191 on: September 27, 2023, 08:31:29 PM »
Are the shirts particularly heavy?

They’re a weight on some.
They are definitely all touching cloth, which can make you feel heavy.

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #192 on: September 27, 2023, 08:31:46 PM »
Tielemans reaction time is like watching a diplodocus turn into an X Box.

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #193 on: September 27, 2023, 08:31:54 PM »
Finally a decent ball, Duran smacks it into the Holte.

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #194 on: September 27, 2023, 08:31:59 PM »
A glass of 2015 Rioja Reserva here. And why not? This game is about as interesting as me trying to hang the new curtain rail.

So has anyone else got anything dull to achieve that might be more interesting than this game?

 


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