Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread

[Chris_Jephcott]

This is shite. Proper shite.

[PaulTheVillan]

This is Steve Bruce stuff

[ASHTONVILLA]

We'd look better with Watkins on the pitch, holds the ball up better.

[SamTheMouse]

Jesus fucking Christ, even Lambert would have been embarrassed to serve this shit up.

[Nelly]

We'd look better with Watkins on the pitch, holds the ball up better.

He wouldn't have had a single touch of the ball though.

[Louzie0]

Are the shirts particularly heavy?

[Bad English]

This feels like watching extended highlights of Everton's best moments on their website the next day.

[PeterWithesShin]

This is Leyton Orient 2014 levels of shit so far.

[PaulTheVillan]

Are the shirts particularly heavy?

They’re a weight on some.

[Walmley_Villa]

I’ve never known us a deliver a decent second string performance in 20 years

[ASHTONVILLA]

Least entertaining wet T-shirt contest of all time.

[Bad English]

Are the shirts particularly heavy?

They’re a weight on some.

They are definitely all touching cloth, which can make you feel heavy.

[Monty]

Tielemans reaction time is like watching a diplodocus turn into an X Box.

[PeterWithesShin]

Finally a decent ball, Duran smacks it into the Holte.

[Chris_Jephcott]

A glass of 2015 Rioja Reserva here. And why not? This game is about as interesting as me trying to hang the new curtain rail.

So has anyone else got anything dull to achieve that might be more interesting than this game?