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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #120 on: September 27, 2023, 08:17:18 PM »
Why are our subs in their slippers and dressing gowns? Can't they have their boots on in case they are called upon?
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #121 on: September 27, 2023, 08:17:38 PM »
More fannying about. Wankers.
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #122 on: September 27, 2023, 08:18:10 PM »
Fannying around in our own penalty area
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #123 on: September 27, 2023, 08:18:31 PM »
Turgid, no urgency at all.
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #124 on: September 27, 2023, 08:19:11 PM »
We persist with playing ourselves into trouble.
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #125 on: September 27, 2023, 08:19:21 PM »
All fart and no shit from what I’m seeing
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #126 on: September 27, 2023, 08:19:33 PM »
Quote from: Ducksworthy on September 27, 2023, 08:07:15 PM
Quote from: Legion on September 27, 2023, 08:06:28 PM
We'll still win this.

We just need to roll up our sleeves and find that bit of magic.

Is that you Stevie? 👀
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #127 on: September 27, 2023, 08:20:05 PM »
Got to admit our B-team are as strong as a wank tissue.

* or should that be “is as strong”

Not sure. I’ve had wine.
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #128 on: September 27, 2023, 08:20:06 PM »
Quote from: Chris_Jephcott on September 27, 2023, 08:19:21 PM
All fart and no shit from what I’m seeing

Barely any fart.
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #129 on: September 27, 2023, 08:20:47 PM »
I think the biggest problem is Tielemans.
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #130 on: September 27, 2023, 08:20:55 PM »
How much do these trouser every week for playing like Weebles on ice? FFS!
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #131 on: September 27, 2023, 08:21:02 PM »
All a bit shite so far
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #132 on: September 27, 2023, 08:21:28 PM »
I dont understand why we didnt buy any fullbacks or give the young ones a chance.
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #133 on: September 27, 2023, 08:21:39 PM »
We'd be fairly comfortable but for our defence constantly inviting pressure.
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Re: Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread
« Reply #134 on: September 27, 2023, 08:22:16 PM »
Everton are utter wank, created fuck all, although that's not a problem as we're doing it for them.
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