Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread

[Bad English]

Why are our subs in their slippers and dressing gowns? Can't they have their boots on in case they are called upon?

[Bad English]

More fannying about. Wankers.

[PeterWithesShin]

Fannying around in our own penalty area

[ASHTONVILLA]

Turgid, no urgency at all.

[Nelly]

We persist with playing ourselves into trouble.

[Chris_Jephcott]

All fart and no shit from what I’m seeing

[pablo_picasso]

We'll still win this.

We just need to roll up our sleeves and find that bit of magic.

Is that you Stevie? 👀

[Chris_Jephcott]

Got to admit our B-team are as strong as a wank tissue.

* or should that be “is as strong”

Not sure. I’ve had wine.

[Nelly]

All fart and no shit from what I’m seeing

Barely any fart.

[Monty]

I think the biggest problem is Tielemans.

[Bad English]

How much do these trouser every week for playing like Weebles on ice? FFS!

[PeterWithesShin]

All a bit shite so far

[Beard82]

I dont understand why we didnt buy any fullbacks or give the young ones a chance.

[Nelly]

We'd be fairly comfortable but for our defence constantly inviting pressure.

[PeterWithesShin]

Everton are utter wank, created fuck all, although that's not a problem as we're doing it for them.