Pau Torres

[sid1964]

When I saw the news about Pau signing for us on Sky Sports last night (5pm show), you would of thought we had just signed a free transfer.

The coverage of the signing lasted about 1 minute, if Pau had signed for 1 of the supposed big 6 - SKY would have been all over this signing like a rash.

They gave more coverage to Kane not leaving Spurs and some reserve from Chelsea going to Italy.

[algy]

Welcome Pau ,  think you will be a great signing for us and win us some silverware

p.s  your wife is bloody stunning ,

Just you wait till Paulo Dybala rocks up at Villa Park.

Alright John Terry, calm it down 😉

Is the wife Paula? It's hardly Pau and Paula, is it? Pau Pau?

Pau's wife is called Paula, according to the Google search I performed before I did my eastie post earlier.

That's nothing, my mate's parents are both called Pat

Know an Antonio/Antonina, who get around the problem by being called Toni & Nina respectively. Slightly concerned the Torreses might use the same thing and she might just be called "La" and he ends up constantly being linked to the red scouse as a result.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

When I saw the news about Pau signing for us on Sky Sports last night (5pm show), you would of thought we had just signed a free transfer.

The coverage of the signing lasted about 1 minute, if Pau had signed for 1 of the supposed big 6 - SKY would have been all over this signing like a rash.

They gave more coverage to Kane not leaving Spurs and some reserve from Chelsea going to Italy.

No mention at all on 5Live this morning...Kane, yes, and that Mitrovic had NOT moved to Saudi!

Below the radar is a bit of an understatement.

[pauliewalnuts]

Apparently she's an architect? Or there's been a mistranslation somewhere along the way.

Interior designer.

Interior designer?* Her house looked like shit.






* I know.

[darren woolley]

I'm so glad we have finally signed him.

[lovejoy]

Apparently she's an architect? Or there's been a mistranslation somewhere along the way.

Interior designer.

Interior designer?* Her house looked like shit.






* I know.

I didn't realise he was Czechoslovakian.

[Rory]

Apparently she's an architect? Or there's been a mistranslation somewhere along the way.

Interior designer.

Interior designer?* Her house looked like shit.






* I know.

I didn't realise he was Czechoslovakian.

Universal remote.

[footywithuti]

Morning everyone, here’s a short video detailing everything you need to know about new signing Pau Torres in 2 minutes for those interested now that he’s officially signed. This lad has deserved a big move for years and I’m glad it’s to a wonderful club like Villa. Can’t wait to see him in action! Hope you find this useful.

https://youtu.be/u9OC_mjRF8c

[AV84]

Could you play football with a UTI? I'd imagine it would be quite uncomfortable.

[JD]

When I saw the news about Pau signing for us on Sky Sports last night (5pm show), you would of thought we had just signed a free transfer.

The coverage of the signing lasted about 1 minute, if Pau had signed for 1 of the supposed big 6 - SKY would have been all over this signing like a rash.

They gave more coverage to Kane not leaving Spurs and some reserve from Chelsea going to Italy.

No mention at all on 5Live this morning...Kane, yes, and that Mitrovic had NOT moved to Saudi!

Below the radar is a bit of an understatement.

It's all a bit, big news Villa are after Torres, blah, blah etc, then we signed him and they were expecting someone else to sign him. C**ts

[AV84]

Look at that bone structure, he could do damage to anyone that got too close to him. Who needs muscle when your cheek bones could kill someone.

[Rory]

When I saw the news about Pau signing for us on Sky Sports last night (5pm show), you would of thought we had just signed a free transfer.

The coverage of the signing lasted about 1 minute, if Pau had signed for 1 of the supposed big 6 - SKY would have been all over this signing like a rash.

They gave more coverage to Kane not leaving Spurs and some reserve from Chelsea going to Italy.

No mention at all on 5Live this morning...Kane, yes, and that Mitrovic had NOT moved to Saudi!

Below the radar is a bit of an understatement.

It's all a bit, big news Villa are after Torres, blah, blah etc, then we signed him and they were expecting someone else to sign him. C**ts

To be fair, the radar thing is a perfect analogy of the national sports media. There's one station in London, one in Manchester, each with a radius of about 30 miles, then one bloke in Newcastle with a pair of binoculars and a few carrier pigeons.

[pablo_picasso]

When I saw the news about Pau signing for us on Sky Sports last night (5pm show), you would of thought we had just signed a free transfer.

The coverage of the signing lasted about 1 minute, if Pau had signed for 1 of the supposed big 6 - SKY would have been all over this signing like a rash.

They gave more coverage to Kane not leaving Spurs and some reserve from Chelsea going to Italy.

I thought the exact same thing when I just saw a massive gaudy yellow "BREAKING NEWS" about Ashley Young joining Everton...

I fucking hate Sky Sports...

[tomd2103]

Look at that bone structure, he could do damage to anyone that got too close to him. Who needs muscle when your cheek bones could kill someone.

Put a flat cap on him and he could pass for Tommy Shelby's brother.

[Villatillidie25]

When I saw the news about Pau signing for us on Sky Sports last night (5pm show), you would of thought we had just signed a free transfer.

The coverage of the signing lasted about 1 minute, if Pau had signed for 1 of the supposed big 6 - SKY would have been all over this signing like a rash.

They gave more coverage to Kane not leaving Spurs and some reserve from Chelsea going to Italy.

I thought the exact same thing when I just saw a massive gaudy yellow "BREAKING NEWS" about Ashley Young joining Everton...

I fucking hate Sky Sports...

pretty sure it's all sports media outlets tbh. they're all the same