Pau Torres

[Holte L2]

Think I said early doors of Emery this was a serious target. His number one defender he wanted - period

Great addition

Who do you think is next Vinnie?

[VILLA MOLE]

A right back a winger / forward and a keeper with 2 hands

[Dave P]

Welcome Pau ,  think you will be a great signing for us and win us some silverware

p.s  your wife is bloody stunning , will she be down the reflex broad street any time soon?

Isn’t that Popworld now?

oh no , hope Ive not confused her .   should have said The Soloman Cutler

Reflex and Popworld are two separate places and the Solomon Cutler is the Lloyds bar across the road.

[Brazilian Villain]

Welcome Pau ,  think you will be a great signing for us and win us some silverware

p.s  your wife is bloody stunning ,

Just you wait till Paulo Dybala rocks up at Villa Park.

[Drummond]

A right back a winger / forward and a keeper with 2 hands

Can't we have one with four hands?

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

His farewell video to villarreal

https://twitter.com/VillarrealCFen/status/1679129317798821898?s=20

Welcome Pau, having left the Yellow Submarine please, please help us get back to where we once belonged.

John, Pau, George and Ringo

Kons, Pau, Hause and Mingo

[Dave P]

Welcome Pau ,  think you will be a great signing for us and win us some silverware

p.s  your wife is bloody stunning ,

Just you wait till Paulo Dybala rocks up at Villa Park.

Alright John Terry, calm it down 😉

[Mossie Hennebry]

Welcome Pau ,  think you will be a great signing for us and win us some silverware

p.s  your wife is bloody stunning ,

Just you wait till Paulo Dybala rocks up at Villa Park.

Alright John Terry, calm it down 😉

Is the wife Paula? It's hardly Pau and Paula, is it? Pau Pau?

[Sexual Ealing]

Welcome Pau ,  think you will be a great signing for us and win us some silverware

p.s  your wife is bloody stunning ,

Just you wait till Paulo Dybala rocks up at Villa Park.

Alright John Terry, calm it down 😉

Is the wife Paula? It's hardly Pau and Paula, is it? Pau Pau?

Pau's wife is called Paula, according to the Google search I performed before I did my eastie post earlier.

[Percy McCarthy]

Welcome Pau ,  think you will be a great signing for us and win us some silverware

p.s  your wife is bloody stunning , will she be down the reflex broad street any time soon?

Isn’t that Popworld now?

oh no , hope Ive not confused her .   should have said The Soloman Cutler

Reflex and Popworld are two separate places and the Solomon Cutler is the Lloyds bar across the road.

Cheers. Broad Street hasn’t been my scene since the open mic rap nights at the Bierkeller stopped. Mind you, nowhere but work is my scene now I’m on permanent nights.

[AV84]

Apparently she's an architect? Or there's been a mistranslation somewhere along the way.

Maybe she can have a look over the redevelopment plans for us.

[Matt C]

Another excellent signing. So far, so good - two top players that improve us where we were already strong. Now for the forward positions.

[ADVILLAFAN]

Welcome Pau ,  think you will be a great signing for us and win us some silverware

p.s  your wife is bloody stunning ,

Just you wait till Paulo Dybala rocks up at Villa Park.

Alright John Terry, calm it down 😉

Is the wife Paula? It's hardly Pau and Paula, is it? Pau Pau?

Pau's wife is called Paula, according to the Google search I performed before I did my eastie post earlier.

That's nothing, my mate's parents are both called Pat

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Apparently she's an architect? Or there's been a mistranslation somewhere along the way.

Interior designer.

[Dave P]

Welcome Pau ,  think you will be a great signing for us and win us some silverware

p.s  your wife is bloody stunning , will she be down the reflex broad street any time soon?

Isn’t that Popworld now?

oh no , hope Ive not confused her .   should have said The Soloman Cutler

Reflex and Popworld are two separate places and the Solomon Cutler is the Lloyds bar across the road.

Cheers. Broad Street hasn’t been my scene since the open mic rap nights at the Bierkeller stopped. Mind you, nowhere but work is my scene now I’m on permanent nights.

I’m a 42 year old married father of 2. I only know Broad St as I walk my through it to get to the Lego Discovery Centre.