Pau Torres

[AV84]

Plane has not diverted to Paris so I think we're safe from PSG on this one.

Currently over Watford, make of that what you will

Luton going to hold him hostage until we release Nakamba

[maidstonevillain]

Has he got a parachute. Heading for a pass over Bodymoor Heath.

[AV84]

Has he got a parachute. Heading for a pass over Bodymoor Heath.

Players lined up to give him a wave.

[Towser]

Ha, flew over Bodymoor, now in line to fly over Villa Park, went the long way around to avoid Small Heath

[Towser]

missed Villa Park, nearer to Pipe Hayes, coming in to land now

[Towser]

He has landed, his plane is currently at the Executive Jet Centre at Birmingham Airport

[Bad English]

Retard! Retard!

[AV84]

Generally speaking who covers the cost of something like this? I assume it's the club that's buying a player.

[john e]

He’s a bit thin isn’t he, looks like he could snap from a decent challenge

[LeeB]

He’s a bit thin isn’t he, looks like he could snap from a decent challenge

I did think the same, though I think it's all relative as my waistline expands, and if you don't mind mate I'd say you had a 'low centre of gravity'

[Lescottstweets]

Results of medicals are pretty much instantaneous, right? Assuming he does it today we could have shirt stretching by late afternoon?

Yep, he should be stretching the shit out that shirt later today

[AV84]

I'm glad this is getting sorted today but really it's been keeping us all going the last few weeks. I'm going to need some serious links to obsess over once that shirt gets stretched.

[Des Little]

He’s a bit thin isn’t he, looks like he could snap from a decent challenge

Carlos is built like an outside toilet and he lasted five minutes

[Hookeysmith]

On his way according to Fabrizio Romano on Twitter

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1678694705373097984?s=61&t=0hDYp8sAC4KCDeo1iQp4OQ

Pretty wife

To be honest you don't see many swamp donkeys with pro footballers

[Hookeysmith]

As an aside

I know that UA went over to speak to him directly but he has signed for Villa without seeing the stadium , the training facilities, the local area (I mean the Roman road / Four Oaks area)

Does he know we are not by the sea

Seriously - it is a huge move for a 5 year contract without coming to see it first?