Chris Heck - President of Business Operations

[Sexual Ealing]

Shall we settle for high-profile?

Yes.

[Des Little]

Whatever we consider ourselves, I’m sure we’d be a happier ship if the likes of Heck and his fellow wanker Ben Hatton cleared off.

[Villan82]

Whatever we consider ourselves, I’m sure we’d be a happier ship if the likes of Heck and his fellow wanker Ben Hatton cleared off.

Unfortunately, looks like we are stuck with him

[Stinkin_Thinkin]

Whatever we consider ourselves, I’m sure we’d be a happier ship if the likes of Heck and his fellow wanker Ben Hatton cleared off.

the owners would hire new wankers to replace them. The job description is juice the fan's wallets with impunity.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Whatever we consider ourselves, I’m sure we’d be a happier ship if the likes of Heck and his fellow wanker Ben Hatton cleared off.

the owners would hire new wankers to replace them. The job description is juice the fan's wallets with impunity.

Really? I would have thought it was to create and develop new commercial deals. I can think of at least one stand that could be renamed and would bring in a tonne of positive publicity for the sponsor. Bodymoor Heath? Selling the naming rights are not uncommon for training camps. Training kits? Advertising hoardings? Like Heck, if I could be arsed I'm sure I too could up with a few nice little earners to drive up the revenue.

Maybe his focus is more on the future of Villa Park or our next home. Obviously not everything is his direct responsibility, I'm sure he hired a sponsorship manager to share his heavy workload.

[algy]

Whatever we consider ourselves, I’m sure we’d be a happier ship if the likes of Heck and his fellow wanker Ben Hatton cleared off.

the owners would hire new wankers to replace them. The job description is juice the fan's wallets with impunity.

I do think there's a sliding scale of wankers, though.  Like, Purslow is/was a bit of a wanker, but probably up the nicer end of the wanker spectrum.  Your standard smarmy wanker, I suppose.  Whereas Chris Heck feels naturally like he's much more of a wanker, to me anyway.  He certainly seems to be much better at upsetting people.

[Dave]

Like, Purslow is/was a bit of a wanker, but probably up the nicer end of the wanker spectrum.

Dunno, he gave £50,000 to the Tories when they were at their god-awful worst. So I reckon that puts him somewhere right at the other end.

[VillaTim]

Purslow seems to have stopped turning up in the away end . The novelty must have worn off

[dave.woodhall]

Purslow was a smug, self-satisfied wanker who knew the value of patronising the proles. Heck's just a wanker.

[Sexual Ealing]

Yes.

[Dante Lavelli]

Have we ever had a good version of Heck?  Who was the best?

[VillaTim]

Have we ever had a good version of Heck?  Who was the best?

Steve Stride .

[dave.woodhall]

Have we ever had a good version of Heck?  Who was the best?

Steve Stride .

He was secretary and had nothing like the remit Heck's got. 

[Des Little]

I think instigating a wanker-o-meter is one of my finest achievements on here. I may patent it.

[john e]

He’s just doing his job apparently