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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1455 on: April 27, 2024, 09:47:12 AM »
Imagine our contract ripping-up, business overlord Chris Heck thinking “I wonder what the fans think about me” and stumbling on this thread.

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1456 on: April 27, 2024, 10:06:44 AM »
Don’t forget Babycham!

No chance, he co-sings the title track on one of my favourite albums.


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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1457 on: April 27, 2024, 10:14:46 AM »
Imagine our contract ripping-up, business overlord Chris Heck thinking “I wonder what the fans think about me” and stumbling on this thread.
he don't give a fuck.

Sadly, it may be better all round if he did.

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1458 on: April 27, 2024, 10:49:27 AM »
Imagine our contract ripping-up, business overlord Chris Heck thinking “I wonder what the fans think about me” and stumbling on this thread.
He'd kick our collective back doors in.

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1459 on: April 27, 2024, 10:53:50 AM »
Imagine our contract ripping-up, business overlord Chris Heck thinking “I wonder what the fans think about me” and stumbling on this thread.

"Hmmm, all the fans seem to like sparkling wine, I wonder how much we can charge for that"

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1460 on: April 27, 2024, 10:54:01 AM »
i am deluded but for months I have been hoping there will be a club statement in June thanking him for his service and announcing that he is moving to a new opportunity.

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1461 on: April 27, 2024, 07:25:47 PM »
Man of the people Chris on the buses this evening:

https://x.com/chrisheck76/status/1784274359495876998

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1462 on: April 27, 2024, 07:29:25 PM »
Did he gets childrens discount?

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1463 on: April 27, 2024, 07:45:16 PM »
i hate you Butler

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1464 on: April 28, 2024, 12:29:09 AM »

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1465 on: April 28, 2024, 12:31:04 AM »
Man of the people Chris on the buses this evening:Great. Now get into the ground, buy a coffee, try to get some food to eat at the same time, get a drink at half time without missing 10-15 mins of the game & get one of your female colleagues to go to the loos at half time. Once you’ve done that, report back.

https://x.com/chrisheck76/status/1784274359495876998

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Great. Now get into the ground, buy a coffee, try to get some food to eat at the same time, get a drink at half time without missing 10-15 mins of the game & get one of your female colleagues to go to the loos at half time. Once you’ve done that, report back.

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1466 on: April 28, 2024, 07:50:33 AM »
Did he gets childrens discount?
Hey, pick on someone your own size!

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1467 on: April 28, 2024, 08:38:25 AM »
Man of the people Chris on the buses this evening:

https://x.com/chrisheck76/status/1784274359495876998

I hope he got the driver to pull over and wait whilst he nipped in to 'have it orf' with a housewife.

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1468 on: April 28, 2024, 12:47:41 PM »
Man of the people Chris on the buses this evening:

https://x.com/chrisheck76/status/1784274359495876998

I hope he got the driver to pull over and wait whilst he nipped in to 'have it orf' with a housewife.

#OnBrand
#OnTheBuses

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Re: Chris Heck - President of Business Operations
« Reply #1469 on: April 28, 2024, 12:55:19 PM »
Man of the people Chris on the buses this evening:

https://x.com/chrisheck76/status/1784274359495876998

I hope he got the driver to pull over and wait whilst he nipped in to 'have it orf' with a housewife.

#OnBrand
#OnTheBuses

#DesperateHousewives

 


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