Chris Heck - President of Business Operations

[Des Little]

…and that’s about all we have time for in this week’s Saturday Kitchen.

[VillaTim]

Cava is better than Prosecco.

But worse than Perry .

[Risso]

Just to be picky (it seems to be de riguer on here). The strata of chalk is the North Downs not South. The best sparklings are North Downs. Unfortunately i live on the chunk of North Downs that is suburban sprawl of Croydon. Got some good grapes till i copped the vines down though.

Just to be even more picky, it's 'de rigueur'.

[Steve67]

Anyway back to Heck,  how tall is he do we know ?

4 foot 7. 

[Brazilian Villain]

Cava is better than Prosecco.

But worse than Perry .

Cómo?

[Drummond]

Cava is better than Prosecco.

But worse than Perry .

Cómo?

Here we go, it's the Garda correcting again.

[Chris Harte]

Cava is better than Prosecco.

But worse than Perry .

Cómo?

Tut.

Surely it's "¿Cómo?"

[Brazilian Villain]

Cava is better than Prosecco.

But worse than Perry .

Cómo?

Tut.

Surely it's "¿Cómo?"

Tsk, I deliberately omitted the ¿ so some people would just make a Perry Como connection, rather than signposting it was also a pun in Spanish.

[Chris Harte]

Cava is better than Prosecco.

But worse than Perry .

Cómo?

Tut.

Surely it's "¿Cómo?"

Tsk, I deliberately omitted the ¿ so some people would just make a Perry Como connection, rather than signposting it was also a pun in Spanish.

I missed the Perry Como reference. Too young, y'see.

[Drummond]

I was too busy seeing the Italian lakes...

[algy]

Cava is better than Prosecco.

But worse than Perry .

Cómo?

Tut.

Surely it's "¿Cómo?"

Tsk, I deliberately omitted the ¿ so some people would just make a Perry Como connection, rather than realising it was also a pun in Spanish.

It worked, BV. I assumed it was the singer until someone quoted, noticed the accent on the ó and got a bit confused. Thought maybe we'd moved on from tectonic plates to lakes.

[Percy McCarthy]

Cava is better than Prosecco.

But worse than Perry .

Cómo?

Tut.

Surely it's "¿Cómo?"

Tsk, I deliberately omitted the ¿ so some people would just make a Perry Como connection, rather than signposting it was also a pun in Spanish.

I missed the Perry Como reference. Too young, y'see.

Can you still get the number 7 bus there?

[PeterWithe]

I like an English sparkling wine. From England.

I think I remember a Southern farmer telling me that parts of Sussex and the area around Reims are all on the same tectonic plate, which is why we can grow decent grapes for sparkling wine.

Sussex and Champagne share the same soil and chalk features; hence the success of English sparkling wines from the Sussex area.

Yes I said that somewhere, I cant find it now.

[Chap]

Don’t forget Babycham!

I’ll get me coat!

[Mister E]

I like an English sparkling wine. From England.

I think I remember a Southern farmer telling me that parts of Sussex and the area around Reims are all on the same tectonic plate, which is why we can grow decent grapes for sparkling wine.

Sussex and Champagne share the same soil and chalk features; hence the success of English sparkling wines from the Sussex area.

Yes I said that somewhere, I cant find it now.

You did, but I only saw it after I'd posted.