2023 Summer transfer window - hopes, needs, expectations and rumours.

[Joe S]

The Twitter rumours / nonsense / filler this morning:

Moussa Diaby: Aston Villa have now submitted an opening bid for Bayer Leverkusen winger Moussa Diaby. Offer thought to be around €28 million and will be swiftly rejected however Aston Villa will return with another bid soon.
Ibrahim Adel: Aston Villa are one of a number of Premier League clubs keeping tabs on 22-year old Egyptian winger Ibrahim Adel, who currently plays for Pyramids FC in Egypt

[pauliewalnuts]

"Pyramids FC" - great name for an Egyptian club.

[LeeB]

Nigel Sphinx has been scouting the lad from Pyramids FC, says he's a top Giza but will cost a pharaoh packet. The player has issued a denile that he's submitted a transfer request, he in no rushes to move.

[JD]

Nigel Sphinx has been scouting the lad from Pyramids FC, says he's a top Giza but will cost a pharaoh packet. The player has issued a denile that he's submitted a transfer request, he in no rushes to move.

I've heard that he's not that old and doesn't want to leave his Mummy.

[Steve67]

He’s a pharaoh player.

[pauliewalnuts]

He’s a pharaoh player.

I think we are covered in that role by Jacob Ramses.

[aj2k77]

Nigel Sphinx has been scouting the lad from Pyramids FC, says he's a top Giza but will cost a pharaoh packet. The player has issued a denile that he's submitted a transfer request, he in no rushes to move.

I normally hate puns but this is legendary.

[Clampy]

I think he also qualifies for the Pharaoh Islands.

[rob_bridge]

Winger not a forward like Ian (Bull)Rush

[eamonn]

"Pyramids FC" - great name for an Egyptian club.

With a name like that, they're a p(h)arody of a club. Egypt Eejits would be better.

[paul_e]

It does seem appropriate for the british to go and take the treasures from Pyramid FC though.

[Risso]

Winger not a forward like Ian (Bull)Rush

Nile Quinn

[LeeB]

Nigel Sphinx has been scouting the lad from Pyramids FC, says he's a top Giza but will cost a pharaoh packet. The player has issued a denile that he's submitted a transfer request, he in no rushes to move.

I normally hate puns but this is legendary.

I tried to avoid a punfest by getting them all in one post, but there's tomb many

[Brazilian Villain]

"Pyramids FC" - great name for an Egyptian club.

Do you think Egyptians say the same about Crystal Palace?

[rob_bridge]

Anyone know who gave the Commandment to look at him