I Hate International Breaks

[Rory]

What's a 'Glasgow brick'? (Other than a Rangers fan who can't pronounce his Ps, ho ho.)

[PeterWithesShin]

What's a 'Glasgow brick'? (Other than a Rangers fan who can't pronounce his Ps, ho ho.)

If it's like a Millwall brick then it's a newspaper rolled a certain way, often with something like coins in the middle, that becomes as solid as a brick. Easy to carry round a newspaper in public places, not so much a housebrick.

[Monty]

Not the thing you want to do traveling to Naples. Some fucking England fans are such complete wankers

Someone's looking to get a nice pair of slashed arse cheeks.

Or is that more of a Rome thing, Monty?

Yeah that's the Rome thing, designed to not kill but be a real, well, pain in the arse.

Just the sheer inconvenience. Going to the toilet must be agony, and presumably it's weeks before you can sit down or even lie on your back.

Just such a weird thing to have as your signature. Though let's be fair, it's a significant brutality climbdown from the Romans, who back in the day were into all kinds of shit and as late as the 19th Century would publicly club some criminals to death as a form of entertainment.

[The Edge]

What's a 'Glasgow brick'? (Other than a Rangers fan who can't pronounce his Ps, ho ho.)

I've heard of the (in)famous Glasgow kiss. Never heard of a Glasgow brick.

[Astral Weeks]

Not the thing you want to do traveling to Naples. Some fucking England fans are such complete wankers

Full marks for correct use of the apostrophe though.

[The Moose]

Had his ticket cancelled by the FA.

[Meanwood Villa]

His mate clearly didn't want to risk it

[PeterWithesShin]

Not something you can say all that often but well done to the FA. Shame about the twats who chanted it during the game though.

[Jon Crofts]

A €10,000 bounty put on his head apparently too.

[Clampy]

A €10,000 bounty put on his head apparently too.

Blimey, chocolate bars are getting more expensive as well as smaller.

[Monty]

A €10,000 bounty put on his head apparently too.

Pahaha a bounty, Naples is so fucking mental.

[markeeeebeeee2005]

Not the thing you want to do traveling to Naples. Some fucking England fans are such complete wankers

Poundshop midlife crisis.

[Jon Crofts]

His mate clearly didn't want to risk it

And failed to get the Stone Island badge in.

[AV82EC]

His mate clearly didn't want to risk it

And failed to get the Stone Island badge in.

What an amateur.

[Brazilian Villain]

His mate clearly didn't want to risk it

And failed to get the Stone Island badge in.

What an amateur.

Pep, Klopp or Kamara would never make that mistake.