UEFA Europa Conference League - Alkmaar, Legia and Zrinjski

[Rory]

Waiting 28 hours for a new film to be downloaded on Limewire only for it to be the Turkish version, good times. You knew it was too good to be true ya dickhead. I was around 13 when using it, the risk of the porn I was downloading possibly bricking the family PC was the ultimate gambit, what a buzz.

Or when you downloaded about five albums in one go, and when you went to listen, every single track was Bill Clinton saying "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" over and over.

Surely every RHCP lyric is essentially, 'I had loads of sexual relations with that woman. And her mates. And my mates'? You must've been gutted!

I wasn't into them at that point. It was mainly U2 back then.

You just don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks of you do you?

Fair play.

I like the way it gives me a sense of identity on here. "It's Rory, the guy with dreadful taste."

That's why I don't often mention what I actually do like; because it would puncture the mystique.

Nah, it’s Rory, a great bloke but much too tolerant of twats.

I'll take that, Percy!

Thankfully, my tolerance of twats is not too heavily tested on this fine site.

[ADVILLAFAN]

Waiting 28 hours for a new film to be downloaded on Limewire only for it to be the Turkish version, good times. You knew it was too good to be true ya dickhead. I was around 13 when using it, the risk of the porn I was downloading possibly bricking the family PC was the ultimate gambit, what a buzz.

Or when you downloaded about five albums in one go, and when you went to listen, every single track was Bill Clinton saying "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" over and over.

Surely every RHCP lyric is essentially, 'I had loads of sexual relations with that woman. And her mates. And my mates'? You must've been gutted!

I wasn't into them at that point. It was mainly U2 back then.

I will now rush to tell my brother this news

[PeterWithe]

Waiting 28 hours for a new film to be downloaded on Limewire only for it to be the Turkish version, good times. You knew it was too good to be true ya dickhead. I was around 13 when using it, the risk of the porn I was downloading possibly bricking the family PC was the ultimate gambit, what a buzz.

Or when you downloaded about five albums in one go, and when you went to listen, every single track was Bill Clinton saying "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" over and over.

Did that actually happen? That's great if it did.

And a voice message from the FBI saying you were very naughty for trying to download the files.

[Brazilian Villain]

I like the way it gives me a sense of identity on here. "It's Rory, the guy with dreadful taste."

That's why I don't often mention what I actually do like; because it would puncture the mystique.

I now have, "It's Rory, with the dreadful, unpopular taste." going through my head to the old Lilt jingle.

[LeeB]

I like the way it gives me a sense of identity on here. "It's Rory, the guy with dreadful taste."

That's why I don't often mention what I actually do like; because it would puncture the mystique.

I now have, "It's Rory, with the dreadful, unpopular taste." going through my head to the old Lilt jingle.

Diet Rory tastes terrible and has terrible taste

[exigo]

That's the relegation half of the league. The league  splits in 2 after 22 games. Midtjylland will finish top of the bottom half.

Which the article confirms will place them in a Europa Conference League play off against the team finishing fourth in the top half league.

[edgysatsuma89]

That's the relegation half of the league. The league  splits in 2 after 22 games. Midtjylland will finish top of the bottom half.

Which the article confirms will place them in a Europa Conference League play off against the team finishing fourth in the top half league.

Yeah, exigo is right. This is off Wiki:

'The 4th-placed team of the championship round advances to a play-off match against the winning team of the qualification round (no. 7) in a single-leg tie, with the team from the championship round as hosts. The winner earns a place in the Europa Conference League second qualifying round.'

It's also on the Flashscore table. I guess it gives a reward to winning the relegation group.

[eamonn]

When is CDBullyWee coming back anyway? He's missed.

[edgysatsuma89]

When is CDBullyWee coming back anyway? He's missed.

It's Rory's fault.

[exigo]

Midtjylland one up with a dodgy VAR penalty. Ref giving them everything.

[exigo]

Game on! Equaliser from another iffy pen.

[Brazilian Villain]

When is CDBullyWee coming back anyway? He's missed.

He's not going to come back if you keep 'deadnaming' him.

[eamonn]

Oh, what has he metamorphosed into? A BullyweeButterfly I hope.

[rougegorge]

That's the relegation half of the league. The league  splits in 2 after 22 games. Midtjylland will finish top of the bottom half.

Which the article confirms will place them in a Europa Conference League play off against the team finishing fourth in the top half league.

Yeah, exigo is right. This is off Wiki:

'The 4th-placed team of the championship round advances to a play-off match against the winning team of the qualification round (no. 7) in a single-leg tie, with the team from the championship round as hosts. The winner earns a place in the Europa Conference League second qualifying round.'

It's also on the Flashscore table. I guess it gives a reward to winning the relegation group.

Yes, and now Midtjylland have won, we could do with them losing that play-off and Fenerbahce winning the Turkish Cup.

[Rory]

When is CDBullyWee coming back anyway? He's missed.

It's Rory's fault.

He messaged me in February to say he couldn't take any more of LeeB's caravan anecdotes.