UEFA Europa Conference League - Alkmaar, Legia and Zrinjski

[trinityoap]

Good job he didn't split an infinitive.

[pauliewalnuts]

The dude doing the on-pitch interviews on Sunday looked about 12. Did a perfectly good job, mind.

[Sexual Ealing]

Also, anyone who goes into a shop or restaurant or similar establishment, looks at the menu, then starts the conversation with the person serving them with "Can I get ..." needs to take themselves out to a remote location, and shoot themselves. Leaving written instructions for their discovered corpse to be thrown into the sea, where they belong.

I use 'can I get...', but I picked it up in Scotland, where I did some growing up, and it's the standard way to ask for something, rather than from American TV or, God forbid, people.

[Dave]

The same goes for 'gotten' too. Stop it!

I quite like "ill-gotten gains" existing in my mental dictionary.

[CT Villan]

...and none of this fucking Americanised bollocks.

and you can add "My bad" to the list of obnoxious, vulgar Americanisms !

[Sexual Ealing]

If we're descending into generically bad American crimes against the English language, I offer the most egregious of all: normalcy.

[Louzie0]

‘Uptick’

An effrontery of a word that deserves to be pinned out on the grass, covered in gravy and consumed by tigers!

[ChicagoLion]

Also, anyone who goes into a shop or restaurant or similar establishment, looks at the menu, then starts the conversation with the person serving them with "Can I get ..." needs to take themselves out to a remote location, and shoot themselves. Leaving written instructions for their discovered corpse to be thrown into the sea, where they belong.

I use 'can I get...', but I picked it up in Scotland, where I did some growing up, and it's the standard way to ask for something, rather than from American TV or, God forbid, people.

Often times Americans will just say get me ………

[kippaxvilla2]

Surely everyone likes their eggs over easy.

[Monty]

If we're descending into generically bad American crimes against the English language, I offer the most egregious of all: normalcy.

God yes this is hideous. Also: 'a couple things'.

[algy]

Saying someone's pissed when they actually mean they're pissed off.

[Grande Pablo]

All the above. '100%'

That get my craw - nobody is going to say 92%, 54%...

It makes me 'super' angry - super is good, so how can anyone be 'super' anything?

[Rory]

"Could care less."

[edgysatsuma89]

As long as your understood, who gives a shit?

Edit: I do it all the time with my brother so I'm a massive hypocrite.

[Archieavfc]

Sorry if this has been asked and answered already but will the US tour go ahead as planned?