Unai Emery

[eamonn]

What did it say?

[Sexual Ealing]

What did it say?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

"He my son" was the cherry on the cake. Unai was absolutely buzzing last night and you caught a very rare glimpse of his fun side. He's rocketed up the table of 'Villa Managers I'd love to go for a pint with'.

[Monty]

What did it say?

That sounds like any of the English managers in the PL*, and I can't decide which would be funniest.

*I am of course sure that this is a totally false story about nobody in particular. Of course.

[Sexual Ealing]

What nonsense, Monty. If it's in Popbitch you can take it to the bank.

[VILLA MOLE]

Unai doesnt have time for these shenanigans

[Rudy Can't Fail]

What did it say?

Arteta. Little men love tall women.*


*At least Mazrim did.

[Somniloquism]

Wasn't every woman a glamazon to Mazrim though? Is Emery still based out of the place in Broad Street or does he just live at BMH now?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Wasn't every woman a glamazon to Mazrim though?

He never said or knew, he was too busy looking up their skirts.

[eamonn]

Was reminded of Mazrim when his old flame Yakubu turned up on TalkSport this week saying modern football is soft and poofy.

[john e]

If we can go on and get champs league football in the second half of the season with this squad Unai will not only be a genius he will be joining Sir Brian on the water
i mean look what he’s got to work with

Bailey- come back failure who offers little
Sancho - highly paid but worth fuck all
Guessand - tryer but so far out of his depth it’s embarrassing
Watkins. - absolutely piss poor most games
Tammy - like Watkins first touch of a cement mixer
Onana - good but made of blancmange
Kamara - the best but out for the season
McGinn -  captain, Leader, Injured
Tielemans - fell out with his Dad
Barkley - the invisible man
Bogarde - the disappearing man
Elliot - the nowhere man


UTV

[Olneythelonely]

I’ve just discovered the term “glamazon”. Maybe I like glamazons?

[Ian.]

If we can go on and get champs league football in the second half of the season with this squad Unai will not only be a genius he will be joining Sir Brian on the water
i mean look what he’s got to work with

Bailey- come back failure who offers little
Sancho - highly paid but worth fuck all
Guessand - tryer but so far out of his depth it’s embarrassing
Watkins. - absolutely piss poor most games
Tammy - like Watkins first touch of a cement mixer
Onana - good but made of blancmange
Kamara - the best but out for the season
McGinn -  captain, Leader, Injured
Tielemans - fell out with hid Dad
Barkley - the invisible man
Bogarde - the disappearing man
Elliot - the nowhere man


UTV

John e has been possessed by Gregnash.

[Dave]

*facepalm*

[LeeB]

I'm struggling with the cement mixer one, if you put it the right place the ball is sticking, surely? Harsh on Bogarde as well, otherwise bang on.