Unai Emery

[eamonn]

What did it say?

[Sexual Ealing]

What did it say?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

"He my son" was the cherry on the cake. Unai was absolutely buzzing last night and you caught a very rare glimpse of his fun side. He's rocketed up the table of 'Villa Managers I'd love to go for a pint with'.

[Monty]

What did it say?

That sounds like any of the English managers in the PL*, and I can't decide which would be funniest.

*I am of course sure that this is a totally false story about nobody in particular. Of course.

[Sexual Ealing]

What nonsense, Monty. If it's in Popbitch you can take it to the bank.

[VILLA MOLE]

Unai doesnt have time for these shenanigans

[Rudy Can't Fail]

What did it say?

Arteta. Little men love tall women.*


*At least Mazrim did.

[Somniloquism]

Wasn't every woman a glamazon to Mazrim though? Is Emery still based out of the place in Broad Street or does he just live at BMH now?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Wasn't every woman a glamazon to Mazrim though?

He never said or knew, he was too busy looking up their skirts.

[eamonn]

Was reminded of Mazrim when his old flame Yakubu turned up on TalkSport this week saying modern football is soft and poofy.