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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8340 on: April 07, 2024, 10:34:13 PM »
Edwards is dreamy.

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8341 on: April 07, 2024, 10:35:15 PM »
I think Pep's the fittest.

Looks like a Harkonnen.

I had to Google that. I was expecting it to be a Finnish F1 driver. No way man, Guardiola is hot.

He quite regularly has spittle visible at the sides of his mouth when he gets agitated, during a game putting. Edwards is a looker, who can show his emotional side, gets my vote.

I think you underestimate the importance of spittle in many, er, processes.

Offline Rory

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8342 on: April 07, 2024, 10:42:56 PM »
I think Pep's the fittest.

Looks like a Harkonnen.

I had to Google that. I was expecting it to be a Finnish F1 driver. No way man, Guardiola is hot.

He quite regularly has spittle visible at the sides of his mouth when he gets agitated, during a game putting. Edwards is a looker, who can show his emotional side, gets my vote.

I think you underestimate the importance of spittle in many, er, processes.

Not frothing away at the corner of the mouth. That's a massive turn off.

Offline RamboandBruno

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8343 on: April 07, 2024, 10:45:02 PM »
I think Pep's the fittest.

Looks like a Harkonnen.

I had to Google that. I was expecting it to be a Finnish F1 driver. No way man, Guardiola is hot.

He quite regularly has spittle visible at the sides of his mouth when he gets agitated, during a game putting. Edwards is a looker, who can show his emotional side, gets my vote.

I think you underestimate the importance of spittle in many, er, processes.

Not frothing away at the corner of the mouth. That's a massive turn off.
Exactly, Unai (and Rob Edwards) no when just the right amount of spittle is required, Pep on the other hand is all a bit rabid

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8344 on: April 07, 2024, 10:45:30 PM »
Depends, SE may have a rabies kink. We don't kink shame here.

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8345 on: April 07, 2024, 10:46:00 PM »
I think Pep's the fittest.

Probably berates his wife after sex, insisting that she should have taken up better positions to achieve multiple orgasms.

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8346 on: April 07, 2024, 10:46:41 PM »
IS THAT WATER

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8347 on: April 07, 2024, 10:47:43 PM »
I think Pep's the fittest.

Probably berates his wife after sex, insisting that she should have taken up better positions to achieve multiple orgasms.

Exactly. He's so fit, it's HER fault.

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8348 on: April 07, 2024, 10:50:32 PM »
I think Pep's the fittest.

Probably berates his wife after sex, insisting that she should have taken up better positions to achieve multiple orgasms.

Exactly. He's so fit, it's HER fault.

All very well, until you catch him masturbating while looking into a mirror. He fancies himself far more than anybody else could.

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8349 on: April 07, 2024, 10:51:45 PM »
He's not exactly Brad Pitt in the real version



And here's an old one of Unai



Emery looks a bit like Rocky in that one.

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8350 on: April 07, 2024, 10:52:28 PM »
I think Pep's the fittest.

Probably berates his wife after sex, insisting that she should have taken up better positions to achieve multiple orgasms.

Exactly. He's so fit, it's HER fault.

All very well, until you catch him masturbating while looking into a mirror. He fancies himself far more than anybody else could.

If I catch him, it's because we're using the same mirror.

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8351 on: April 07, 2024, 10:53:14 PM »
I think Pep's the fittest.

Probably berates his wife after sex, insisting that she should have taken up better positions to achieve multiple orgasms.

Exactly. He's so fit, it's HER fault.

All very well, until you catch him masturbating while looking into a mirror. He fancies himself far more than anybody else could.

If I catch him, it's because we're using the same mirror.

The one on your bedroom ceiling?

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8352 on: April 07, 2024, 10:54:29 PM »

Emery looks a bit like Rocky in that one.

With a bit of Tony Montana thrown in.

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8353 on: April 07, 2024, 10:56:50 PM »
Rory, you have a long night ahead of you. The last thing you need is to be imagining me masturbating beneath the mirror on my ceiling. That's a 5am thought. x

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Re: Unai Emery - our manager
« Reply #8354 on: April 07, 2024, 11:00:02 PM »
Rory, you have a long night ahead of you. The last thing you need is to be imagining me masturbating beneath the mirror on my ceiling. That's a 5am thought. x

It's too late for that. I'm already working on the deepfake video.

 


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