Unai Emery

[PeterWithesShin]

Edwards is dreamy.

[Sexual Ealing]

I think Pep's the fittest.

Looks like a Harkonnen.

I had to Google that. I was expecting it to be a Finnish F1 driver. No way man, Guardiola is hot.

He quite regularly has spittle visible at the sides of his mouth when he gets agitated, during a game putting. Edwards is a looker, who can show his emotional side, gets my vote.

I think you underestimate the importance of spittle in many, er, processes.

[Rory]

I think Pep's the fittest.

Looks like a Harkonnen.

I had to Google that. I was expecting it to be a Finnish F1 driver. No way man, Guardiola is hot.

He quite regularly has spittle visible at the sides of his mouth when he gets agitated, during a game putting. Edwards is a looker, who can show his emotional side, gets my vote.

I think you underestimate the importance of spittle in many, er, processes.

Not frothing away at the corner of the mouth. That's a massive turn off.

[RamboandBruno]

I think Pep's the fittest.

Looks like a Harkonnen.

I had to Google that. I was expecting it to be a Finnish F1 driver. No way man, Guardiola is hot.

He quite regularly has spittle visible at the sides of his mouth when he gets agitated, during a game putting. Edwards is a looker, who can show his emotional side, gets my vote.

I think you underestimate the importance of spittle in many, er, processes.

Not frothing away at the corner of the mouth. That's a massive turn off.

Exactly, Unai (and Rob Edwards) no when just the right amount of spittle is required, Pep on the other hand is all a bit rabid

[PeterWithesShin]

Depends, SE may have a rabies kink. We don't kink shame here.

[Brazilian Villain]

I think Pep's the fittest.

Probably berates his wife after sex, insisting that she should have taken up better positions to achieve multiple orgasms.

[Sexual Ealing]

IS THAT WATER

[Sexual Ealing]

I think Pep's the fittest.

Probably berates his wife after sex, insisting that she should have taken up better positions to achieve multiple orgasms.

Exactly. He's so fit, it's HER fault.

[Rory]

I think Pep's the fittest.

Probably berates his wife after sex, insisting that she should have taken up better positions to achieve multiple orgasms.

Exactly. He's so fit, it's HER fault.

All very well, until you catch him masturbating while looking into a mirror. He fancies himself far more than anybody else could.

[Drummond]

He's not exactly Brad Pitt in the real version



And here's an old one of Unai

Emery looks a bit like Rocky in that one.

[Sexual Ealing]

I think Pep's the fittest.

Probably berates his wife after sex, insisting that she should have taken up better positions to achieve multiple orgasms.

Exactly. He's so fit, it's HER fault.

All very well, until you catch him masturbating while looking into a mirror. He fancies himself far more than anybody else could.

If I catch him, it's because we're using the same mirror.

[Rory]

I think Pep's the fittest.

Probably berates his wife after sex, insisting that she should have taken up better positions to achieve multiple orgasms.

Exactly. He's so fit, it's HER fault.

All very well, until you catch him masturbating while looking into a mirror. He fancies himself far more than anybody else could.

If I catch him, it's because we're using the same mirror.

The one on your bedroom ceiling?

[PeterWithesShin]

Emery looks a bit like Rocky in that one.

With a bit of Tony Montana thrown in.

[Sexual Ealing]

Rory, you have a long night ahead of you. The last thing you need is to be imagining me masturbating beneath the mirror on my ceiling. That's a 5am thought. x

[Rory]

Rory, you have a long night ahead of you. The last thing you need is to be imagining me masturbating beneath the mirror on my ceiling. That's a 5am thought. x

It's too late for that. I'm already working on the deepfake video.