Unlikely or off the wall predictions for next season

[Dante Lavelli]

Brendan Rogers in charge of villa by Easter.

[Hookeysmith]

We surprise all and sundry and finish 6th playing some attractive attacking football - taking Wet Spams position in the mix.

Leon Bailey comes alive and we start getting requests for Kamara once the scum 6 realise they missed a superstar.

League cup  - lots of changes to team meaning we go out pretty soon

FA cup - we take more serious - we do not get Mancunts United at any point, especially 3rd round but go out unluckily at semi stage

Spurs (little bit of sick in my mouth) run city closest to title but city pip them

Liverpool finish outside top 4

Mancunts United change Manager when they realise yet another Emperors new clothes appointment fails to live up to the manufactured hype by the media.

Arsenal finish 3rd

Everton continue to struggle and part with Lampard mid season

Bournemouth, Brentford and Leeds to go down

The morons down the road have a small glimmer of hope before it all comes crashing into reality and the turds finally get flushed to League 1

[robleflaneur]

Finish 6th,above Man Utd.
Kesler- Hayden ends the season on the right side of midfield.
Controversial exit in later stages of Cup.
Southampton,Bournemouth and  Leeds relegated.
Chukwuemeka dissatisfied with playing time at his new club.
Norwich promoted.

[Risso]

john e will learn to use the quote button correctly.

[paul_e]

There are a fair few predictions on here that are neither unlikely or off the wall. I think in part it's due to the fact that no one wants to go really off the wall in case it comes back to haunt them.  On that basis I think there should be an agreement that anything in this thread stays in this thread.

For predictions:
Leicester will struggle and be firmly in the bottom half, maybe even in the relegation battle.
Liverpool will fall back a bit but still make the top 4.
Nunez will struggle to settle in and look out of place until at least after the world cup.
Chuk will sign a new contract with us in a few weeks and will be a regular off the bench over the season.
Kamara will be considered our best player by the end of the season and we'll have a summer of him being linked with moves for big money next year.
We'll be in the mix for Europe, mostly because of a good run of results iearly on gets disrupted by the world cup and we never quite get back to the same level.

[ChicagoLion]

Ollie Watkins first  touch matches that of  JPA.
Ashley Young comes on and spends the second half smiling and giving verbal encouragement to the refs and linesmen.
Craig Gardener goes on Mastermind, his specialist subject is Craig Gaardener and he manages to get 3 right, passed on 7 with 1 wrong answer to the question who is the biggest club in the Midlands when he responded Blackburn Rovers.
Concern surrounding Steve Gerrard as he  responds to all interview questions with Listen  to my heart.

[john e]

john e will learn to use the quote button correctly.

That’s the wildest one yet that’s not going to happen

[cdbearsfan]

But... it already has! Bow down before the Oracle of Risso.

[Brazilian Villain]

There are a fair few predictions on here that are neither unlikely or off the wall.

I agree with this and most of your predictions apart from the Chuk contract one.

I think Liverpool will struggle to finish 2nd and Kamara may well be one of the "buys" of the season. I also think we'll do better than many outsiders or people on here think.

[mike]

Bailey to play several games in a row without breaking a fingernail and needing a couple of months off.

[paul_e]

There are a fair few predictions on here that are neither unlikely or off the wall.

I agree with this and most of your predictions apart from the Chuk contract one.

I think Liverpool will struggle to finish 2nd and Kamara may well be one of the "buys" of the season. I also think we'll do better than many outsiders or people on here think.

I think the chuk one is definitely the most unlikely but it is the point of the thread.

[TonyD]

We learn to keep the ball and look like a team that trains together. 

[Drummond]

Every player given great reviews after each game by everyone.

[LeeB]

There are a fair few predictions on here that are neither unlikely or off the wall.

I agree with this and most of your predictions apart from the Chuk contract one.

I think Liverpool will struggle to finish 2nd and Kamara may well be one of the "buys" of the season. I also think we'll do better than many outsiders or people on here think.

I'm generally optimistic anyway, but I too think we're in for a better than expected season. I reckon we  might be in the running for Champions League spots.

Every season since Mr shitty shoes left has meant a big overhaul, but not this one. We're going to rip it up with the feel of the 95-96 season, I can't wait.

Cam to be the new Dwight Yorke breakthrough star.

[kippaxvilla2]

Benni McCarthy will finally sign.