Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

[cdbearsfan]

Alice band I like, nice and continental. Man bun is a bit Leeds for my liking, though.

Ah well, there will be other targets out there, I suppose.

[Ads]

If we sign Phillips too, our man bun quota will extend beyond the well known Lanabury limit of only 1 shit haircut per squad.

[VILLA MOLE]

If we sign Phillips too, our man bun quota will extend beyond the well known Lanabury limit of only 1 shit haircut per squad.

I dont rate Philips for the money he will cost

[PaulWinch again]

I think he’s very good - his problem appears to be injuries, at least of late.

[cdbearsfan]

I'd love us to sign Phillips. But that's it, then. No more man buns. Or men bun. Or men buns. Whatever the correct plural is.

[Ian.]

He’s excellent, I just can’t see him leaving Leeds.

[cdbearsfan]

He will if we lose on Thursday...

[IFWaters]

Christopher Nkunku
RB Leipzig / France 24
Attacking Midfielder
34 appearances in Bundesliga this year, 20 goals, 15 assists.
Wants to move on to 'the next level'.
If that doesn't say sign me Villa I don't know what does.

[IFWaters]

Ryan Gravenberch
Ajax / Holland, 20
Very highly rated defensive midfielder
30 appearances in Eredivisie this year
32 million but probably following Ten Hag to the Theatre of Wankers

[UK Redsox]

I'd love us to sign Phillips. But that's it, then. No more man buns. Or men bun. Or men buns. Whatever the correct plural is.

I think that it’s ‘mens bun’, similar to ‘grands prix’

[Sexual Ealing]

Ryan Gravenberch
Ajax / Holland, 20
Very highly rated defensive midfielder
30 appearances in Eredivisie this year
32 million but probably following Ten Hag to the Theatre of Wankers

Signing for Bayern.

[LeeB]

Ryan Gravenberch
Ajax / Holland, 20
Very highly rated defensive midfielder
30 appearances in Eredivisie this year
32 million but probably following Ten Hag to the Theatre of Wankers

Signing for Bayern.

Farmers League. You'd fit in.

[gpbarr]

I really don't want us to Suarez. I don't really get the appeal at all, other than he used to play with Gerrard and Coutinho.

I think he's scored 11 goals this season, which is the same in Watkins only for a much better team in a much weaker league. He's going to be a year older, a bit slower, and in a more physical league if he comes here. If we are getting him here for our youngsters to learn from him in training, can't we just get a better coach instead?

If we want him to raise our profile, I reckon getting Tom Hanks, Prince William and Usain Bolt to all attend a match together will probably have the same, if not greater, impact.

Also, I am almost certain that Suarez is a bellend.

There must be better options out there, and our scouting has to be more creative than just looking at Liverpool highlights from 10 years ago.

Could not agree more. Signing Suarez would be a desperate move. Have we not learnt?

[Sexual Ealing]

Ryan Gravenberch
Ajax / Holland, 20
Very highly rated defensive midfielder
30 appearances in Eredivisie this year
32 million but probably following Ten Hag to the Theatre of Wankers

Signing for Bayern.

Farmers League. You'd fit in.

It's all fun and games until you need someone who has a field for you to pitch your caravan in.

[chrisw1]

Sounds like Boubacar Kamara is going to Athletico Madrid.  So that's one down.