If we sign Phillips too, our man bun quota will extend beyond the well known Lanabury limit of only 1 shit haircut per squad.
I'd love us to sign Phillips. But that's it, then. No more man buns. Or men bun. Or men buns. Whatever the correct plural is.
Ryan GravenberchAjax / Holland, 20Very highly rated defensive midfielder30 appearances in Eredivisie this year32 million but probably following Ten Hag to the Theatre of Wankers
Quote from: IFWaters on May 17, 2022, 09:05:28 PMRyan GravenberchAjax / Holland, 20Very highly rated defensive midfielder30 appearances in Eredivisie this year32 million but probably following Ten Hag to the Theatre of WankersSigning for Bayern.
I really don't want us to Suarez. I don't really get the appeal at all, other than he used to play with Gerrard and Coutinho.I think he's scored 11 goals this season, which is the same in Watkins only for a much better team in a much weaker league. He's going to be a year older, a bit slower, and in a more physical league if he comes here. If we are getting him here for our youngsters to learn from him in training, can't we just get a better coach instead?If we want him to raise our profile, I reckon getting Tom Hanks, Prince William and Usain Bolt to all attend a match together will probably have the same, if not greater, impact.Also, I am almost certain that Suarez is a bellend.There must be better options out there, and our scouting has to be more creative than just looking at Liverpool highlights from 10 years ago.
Quote from: Sexual Ealing on May 17, 2022, 09:25:26 PMQuote from: IFWaters on May 17, 2022, 09:05:28 PMRyan GravenberchAjax / Holland, 20Very highly rated defensive midfielder30 appearances in Eredivisie this year32 million but probably following Ten Hag to the Theatre of WankersSigning for Bayern.Farmers League. You'd fit in.