Aston Villa v Manchester United Match Thread

[Legion]

Think I might stay in the car.

[Goldenballs]

Man ure are actually playing very well - I knew reports of their demise were premature. Villa’s lack of urgency given how much we hate them is a disgrace.

I knew reports of us suddenly looking the dogs bollocks under Gerrard were also premature. We look shit and on course to lose 4 in a row.

[Stu]

Think there manager has worked us out - knows exactly how we’re going to play. Unfortunately not at the races

Yup. Worrying that Gerrard has been sussed already.

[Toronto Villa]

Have we actually got into their penalty area yet?

We’ve barely entered their half

[SoccerHQ]

Ollie just kicking it out for goal kick sums up our first half hour.

Reminds me of Leicester first half so still time to turn this around.

[kippaxvilla2]

This is as bad as anything under Eric Black

[Steve67]

Typical Matic.  Exactly what we need!

[Chris_Jephcott]

0 shots and 0 touches on their penalty area

[villadelph]

Ings just offers nothing in the build up.. he and Ollie are just too far from the midfield.

[Bobby Boy]

Just caught myself wondering if we are going to end up worrying about relegation as the season carries on.

Carrying on playing like this and the way we tossed in the towel vs Brentford then it’s very much a possibility. We’re not too good to go down.

Not quite sure it's that bad but we are where we deserve to be in the table, no question.

[Monty]

Fourth time! We just keep smacking the ball out of play. Not just misplaced, we're talking really hammering it home.

[Sexual Ealing]

My God that was terrible, Watkins.

Is he in fact nowhere near as good as we make him out to be, I wonder.

He is average.

[Bad English]

Outsung at VP too.

[Proposition Joe]

Yay, there's the Matic yellow I wanted

[coreyfeldman]

Stevie will fucking explode at half time.

Winder what lil Phil is thinking rn...