The January New Manager Warchest Transfer Thread

[The Edge]

Agree. Strategically, we must not help Newcastle. Or it will be 2009 Man City all over again.

Their fans would be unbearable if that happened. At least with Man City there was no inbuilt arrogance they knew their place. A lot of the Newcastle fans I've met already think the universe revolves around them.

[Villan82]

Agree. Strategically, we must not help Newcastle. Or it will be 2009 Man City all over again.

Their fans would be unbearable if that happened. At least with Man City there was no inbuilt arrogance they knew their place. Most Newcastle fans I've met already think the universe revolves around them.

Couldn't agree more. Even if we were skint, I wouldn't be selling to them at this time. Would be a huge advantage to us if they went down

[sid1964]

They may still get relegated - the defenders they are bringing in are not that good

[The Edge]

Agree. Strategically, we must not help Newcastle. Or it will be 2009 Man City all over again.

Their fans would be unbeatable if that happened. At least with Man City there was no inbuilt arrogance they knew their place. Most Newcastle fans I've met already think the universe revolves around them.

Couldn't agree more. Even if we were skint, I wouldn't be selling to them at this time. Would be a huge advantage to us if they went down

I edited "unbeatable" to "unbearable" but you were too quick!

[Villan82]

Edited it there, hadn't noticed your typo!

[Steve67]

Newcastle are still going to have to remove the stench of decay and losing before they bed these players in. Bruno is a risk as the fitness of this league will catch him out as Will the physicality.

[The Edge]

Edited it there, hadn't noticed your typo!

Thanks. I wouldn't want them to think I said they were unbeatable

[aj2k77]

Newcastle are the original sit at home watching sky sports news and wanking relentlessly to transfer rumours type fan. They love it, it's what makes them tick, every nonsensical rumour fuels their nonsensical opinion of their standing. Each and every one of them will be at home, with the volume cranked right up, listening to some bullshitter in a cheap suit spouting off about a source who told him the earth shattering double deal to bring in Foden and Grealish on loan until June isn't quite dead yet and to WATCH THIS SPACE, PREFERABLY ALL DAY, WITHOUT MOVING.

My ex was a Macken, they were similar to Brummies in my opinion. Very modest, proud of their City for all it's good and bad but quiet in their opinions of it. Geordies were the opposite, the city version of the midget with tiny hands boasting about his dick being the size of three of his hands. I hate them. I wouldn't loan them a pair of my y fronts from the morning after a night on the beer and curry.

[Villan82]

Amen.

[LeeB]

Newcastle are the original sit at home watching sky sports news and wanking relentlessly to transfer rumours type fan. They love it, it's what makes them tick, every nonsensical rumour fuels their nonsensical opinion of their standing. Each and every one of them will be at home, with the volume cranked right up, listening to some bullshitter in a cheap suit spouting off about a source who told him the earth shattering double deal to bring in Foden and Grealish on loan until June isn't quite dead yet and to WATCH THIS SPACE, PREFERABLY ALL DAY, WITHOUT MOVING.

My ex was a Macken, they were similar to Brummies in my opinion. Very modest, proud of their City for all it's good and bad but quiet in their opinions of it. Geordies were the opposite, the city version of the midget with tiny hands boasting about his dick being the size of three of his hands. I hate them. I wouldn't loan them a pair of my y fronts from the morning after a night on the beer and curry.

Fair points delivered eloquently.

[sid1964]

Newcastle have supposedly made a £25 million offer for Coady from Wolves

[LeeB]

Newcastle have supposedly made a £25 million offer for Coady from Wolves

They'd probably be better off signing Jorge Mendes from them instead.

[Drummond]

Newcastle are the original sit at home watching sky sports news and wanking relentlessly to transfer rumours type fan. They love it, it's what makes them tick, every nonsensical rumour fuels their nonsensical opinion of their standing. Each and every one of them will be at home, with the volume cranked right up, listening to some bullshitter in a cheap suit spouting off about a source who told him the earth shattering double deal to bring in Foden and Grealish on loan until June isn't quite dead yet and to WATCH THIS SPACE, PREFERABLY ALL DAY, WITHOUT MOVING.

My ex was a Macken, they were similar to Brummies in my opinion. Very modest, proud of their City for all it's good and bad but quiet in their opinions of it. Geordies were the opposite, the city version of the midget with tiny hands boasting about his dick being the size of three of his hands. I hate them. I wouldn't loan them a pair of my y fronts from the morning after a night on the beer and curry.

Fair points delivered eloquently.

I'd just add that there will be a significant number topless at St James' Park waiting to be interviewed on aforementioned SSN about the next Geordie saviour.

[algy]

Newcastle are still going to have to remove the stench of decay and losing before they bed these players in. Bruno is a risk as the fitness of this league will catch him out as Will the physicality.

If I were a Newcastle supporter, I'd be underwhelmed with their business.

Trippier - fair enough, good signing IMO
Wood - excellent signing for a Championship club ...
Guimaraes - yeah, absolutely.  He's a good player, but also the exact sort of player which you'd have to account for them needing 6-12 months to bed in.  Which is time they don't have.


Matt Targett would be a decent signing for them IMO, which is why I'd be very cautious about letting him go there.  Though it depends on our situation.  I'd let him go if we ended up in a situation like: we buy Hickey off Bologna, and Newcastle pay a transfer fee that'd cover what we paid for Targett, plus Hickey's transfer fee too. 

[aj2k77]

The next Geordie saviour is a couple of blokes who are into flogging, limbs being chopped off and Women knowing their role (being quiet in the back ground and spreading their legs when required). That's Ok though, because they wont be getting beaten by Burnley and Norwich any more.

Blood on the Tyne.