Newcastle United vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[JuanMartinez]

Joe Linton has taken the piss out of Mings 4 or 5 times now.

Yet still hasn’t scored and Mings is in front of the second best clean sheet rate In the league.
Shocking.

[Monty]

Pretty amazing people are surprised that, without our best player, who is statistically one of, if not the, best players in Europe this season, who has created more goals than anyone across the five major leagues, we create a lot less and are not as good.

Some are bizarrely scandalised, it's true. Nonetheless, after the money spent, it's a little alarming to see how close to relegation we might have been without him.

We weren't that great with him this year.

Lost at home to Leeds, Brighton and Soton - and drew at home and lost away with Jack.

Let's use our eyes, too. We're so obviously less threatening without him. We look like someone trying to demolish a cathedral with a kipper, every week, against genuinely shit teams.

[Mister E]

Get Davis on. It's a game to be won by physicality.

desperation??😁

[Risso]

French commentators clearly bored.

I'm at the Gauloises and shrugging my shoulders in black and white stage myself.

[Bad English]

Get Davis on. It's a game to be won by physicality.

If I were off to the Crusades for a century, I wouldn't bother sticking a chastity belt on my missus, I'd just leave Keinan outside her bedroom.

[Mossie Hennebry]

Ciaran Clark is ageless. He still looks early 20's

[Risso]

Joe Linton has taken the piss out of Mings 4 or 5 times now.

Yet still hasn’t scored and Mings is in front of the second best clean sheet rate In the league.
Shocking.

Oh and go and watch Glasgow Rangers or something.

[Woody17]

Get Davis on. It's a game to be won by physicality.

I admire your faith but games are won by scoring goals, not being a bit physical against opposing defenders.....but hey, f**k it, he ain’t gonna offer anything less than what we have in the first 45 mins.

[AlexAlexCropley]

Total lack of anything down the right

[wolfman999]

This is making my eyes bleed.

[taylorsworkrate]

Joe Linton has taken the piss out of Mings 4 or 5 times now.

Yet still hasn’t scored and Mings is in front of the second best clean sheet rate In the league.
Shocking.

Are you watching the game? Konsa has saved Mings on a couple of occasions tonight.

[SamTheMouse]

None of our wingers are really good enough.

[Risso]

If we knock a bit of money off, do you think Man City would definitely take Luiz back?

[Proposition Joe]

What we need to focus on more in training is the little triangles and one-twos in and around a crowded box

[Risso]

None of our wingers are really good enough.

Piss poor to be honest, all three of them.