Newcastle United vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[eamonn]

Imagine Joelinton having the beating of you. Awks for Mings...

[Risso]

Joe Linton has taken the piss out of Mings 4 or 5 times now.

[JuanMartinez]

Pretty amazing people are surprised that, without our best player, who is statistically one of, if not the, best players in Europe this season, who has created more goals than anyone across the five major leagues, we create a lot less and are not as good.

Some are bizarrely scandalised, it's true. Nonetheless, after the money spent, it's a little alarming to see how close to relegation we might have been without him.

We weren't that great with him this year.

Lost at home to Leeds, Brighton and Soton - and drew at home and lost away with Jack.

[olaftab]

Mings is being mullered at the moment

It’s a bad day at the office if you get mullered by Jolinton.

[Toronto Villa]

Right now without Jack we are Newcastle. Devoid of ideas

[Sexual Ealing]

Only we could make Joelinton look a menace!

[SamTheMouse]

We're definitely in need of some more quality going forward.

[jwarry]

Just joined no idea what Sanson cannot get into this midfield.

If you just joined how do you know?

So my only source of seeing or hearing what’s going on is this site?  How does that work?

You’ve lost me, are you watching it or not?

Ffs it’s not hard to understand.  I just joined the match thread I’ve been following the game elsewhere since the start now stop stalking me.

What?? You’re funny
Just watch the game

[eamonn]

Get Davis on. It's a game to be won by physicality.

[brontebilly]

Mings and Watkins have been embarrassingly bad.

[Risso]

Looks like this is our shit half.

Of the season.

[Bad English]

French commentators clearly bored.

[The Edge]

Mings is getting ragged all over the place by Joelinton. Yes that's JoeFuckingLinton folks. Ollie can't hold onto what little service he's getting. Our final delivery is woeful. Konsa is just class.

[Risso]

Get Davis on. It's a game to be won by physicality.

Pfffffffffttttttt!!!!!

[olaftab]

Get Davis on. It's a game to be won by physicality.

I understand physicality is not quite fit so can’t come on.