Newcastle United vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[beness]

Best off the pitch if it's a rib.

[Risso]

They're all over us. That's Newcastle, all over us. Fuck sake, this is shit.

[Mister E]

We're losing the midfield ...

[pauliewalnuts]

First 15 minutes verdict: shit.

That’s the spirit.

I'd be lying if I said it was great. Unless you thinks zero shots on target is something to celebrate.

15 minutes, get an absolute grip.

For someone really obviously sneaking back on after being banned at least 5 times, you don't half bring a lot of attention to yourself.

He's probably still foggy of mind after over-celebrating Glasgow Rangers winning the league last week.

[Edvard Remberg]

Shot on target, check.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Tart!

[PaulTheVillan]

Watkins might as well come off now Anwar El Greedy is on

[Uknowthescore]

We really are a one man team aren’t we.

[Bad English]

We are making the Barcodes look like Leicester or if not that good, Liverpool or something.

[Allan C]

They're all over us. That's Newcastle, all over us. Fuck sake, this is shit.

you must be watching a different game

[Risso]

We really are a one man team aren’t we.

So it would seem.

[pauliewalnuts]

Pretty amazing people are surprised that, without our best player, who is statistically one of, if not the, best players in Europe this season, who has created more goals than anyone across the five major leagues, we create a lot less and are not as good.

[Woody17]

Crikey this is awful. A set piece winner either way 1-0.

[Edvard Remberg]

It seems like all players have problems controlling the ball,  bouncing awkward,  needing extra touches

[olaftab]

On BT it said 70% possession to Newcastle. Seems about right to me from what I’ve seen so far.

Not that it matters but they said 70 to Villa at that time. Latest is 40/60.