Newcastle United vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[Bad English]

French commentator suggesting that Mings is being got the better of already.

[Mister E]

We're really not taking the game to them. It's lax.

[Risso]

First 15 minutes verdict: shit.

[Proposition Joe]

Yeah, Joelinton is causing Mings problems with both his pace and strength.

[JuanMartinez]

First 15 minutes verdict: shit.

That’s the spirit.

[Risso]

Traore has just knackered himself on the railing.

[olaftab]

Sorry Sam, but are we watching the same match? We’ve had 30% possession so far and, our crossing is as shit as usual.

67% according to BBC.

[Deano's Mullet]

Gabby says Traore looks hurt

[Mister E]

Villa need to get into this game!

[Sexual Ealing]

Sorry Sam, but are we watching the same match? We’ve had 30% possession so far and, our crossing is as shit as usual.

67% according to BBC.

Yep, it was Newcastle who had 30%.

[SamTheMouse]

Sorry Sam, but are we watching the same match? We’ve had 30% possession so far and, our crossing is as shit as usual.

To be fair, my stream keeps going down.

At least I seem to be seeing the good bits!

[Mister E]

Great defending from Targett

[Risso]

First 15 minutes verdict: shit.

That’s the spirit.

I'd be lying if I said it was great. Unless you thinks zero shots on target is something to celebrate.

[JuanMartinez]

Yeah, Joelinton is causing Mings problems with both his pace and strength.

Of which Joelinton has shown neither for the entire season, Mings isn’t sweating over this lump.

[Skerra]

First sub coming up. Probably be El Ghazi though.
I’ve not seen Newcastle dominate any match this season except for this one.