Newcastle United vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[Bad English]

Run it off Bertrand FFS!

[Risso]

Traore off the pitch. Might be kindest if he stays there.

[JuanMartinez]

First 15 minutes verdict: shit.

That’s the spirit.

I'd be lying if I said it was great. Unless you thinks zero shots on target is something to celebrate.

15 minutes, get an absolute grip.

[olaftab]

I don’t think Bert fancies it tonight.

[jwarry]

First 15 minutes verdict: shit.

That’s the spirit.

I really don’t know how Risso sleeps at night

[Bad English]

El Ghazi for Bert. Meh!

[Proposition Joe]

Run it off Bertrand FFS!

I played once with a broken rib. Kids these days, pfft

[Edvard Remberg]

EAG on for Bert

[wolfman999]

Bert. Cracked rib maybe ?

[Risso]

First 15 minutes verdict: shit.

That’s the spirit.

I'd be lying if I said it was great. Unless you thinks zero shots on target is something to celebrate.

15 minutes, get an absolute grip.

For someone really obviously sneaking back on after being banned at least 5 times, you don't half bring a lot of attention to yourself.

[pauliewalnuts]

Run it off, Traore, you vagina.

[Skerra]

On BT it said 70% possession to Newcastle. Seems about right to me from what I’ve seen so far.

[eamonn]

If Bert had a right foot he wouldn't have picked up that injury.

[PaulTheVillan]

Traore is one hard bastard

[Legion]

Come on, El Goalzi.