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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #195 on: August 02, 2020, 01:40:38 PM »
I was instructed by wifey once to bring pasties home from Becketts Farm as you do. I was Kings Norton way so sat nav took me left at the Man in the Moon and there it was: a sign with a big pair of knackers on it announcing ‘B’lose training ground’. I jumped like when someone puts a screaming clown on a clip of puppies playing. I always thought they trained at a rugby club by the airport.

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« Reply #196 on: August 02, 2020, 01:42:46 PM »
I couldn't tell you the name of Albion's training ground or where it is.

Sandwell Park?

I think it's on Walsall Road up by the Bell. I once interviewed their assistant manager there.
It is indeed. I know it’s not all true but I do like to wind them up by pointing out their ground is in Birmingham and they train in Walsall.

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #197 on: August 02, 2020, 01:46:47 PM »
I was instructed by wifey once to bring pasties home from Becketts Farm as you do. I was Kings Norton way so sat nav took me left at the Man in the Moon and there it was: a sign with a big pair of knackers on it announcing ‘B’lose training ground’. I jumped like when someone puts a screaming clown on a clip of puppies playing. I always thought they trained at a rugby club by the airport.

Wasthills.  They moved from Elmdon when the porn
Dwarf took over I think.
« Last Edit: August 02, 2020, 02:34:55 PM by kippaxvilla2 »

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #198 on: August 02, 2020, 01:46:48 PM »
We crushed so many hopes and dreams on the final day of the season. Albion fans thinking they’d watch us go by as they entered the PL and we the Championship. Wolves from their lofty pedestal and all that mind the gap bollocks. Nose fans because they have nothing else but our misery to focus on. Coventry fans thinking they’d be on a level playing field with us next season. Leeds fans and all their bitterness towards us, all of a sudden bigger than us after finally getting back up after a 100 years. All of the “you’re doing a Fulham” believers for us not doing a Fulham. The list is endless.

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #199 on: August 02, 2020, 01:49:52 PM »
I was instructed by wifey once to bring pasties home from Becketts Farm as you do. I was Kings Norton way so sat nav took me left at the Man in the Moon and there it was: a sign with a big pair of knackers on it announcing ‘B’lose training ground’. I jumped like when someone puts a screaming clown on a clip of puppies playing. I always thought they trained at a rugby club by the airport.

Wasthills.  They moved from Elmdon when the porn
Dwarf room over I think.

I've been there a few times to watch Cam play for the U-whatevers. It's a bit basic to be polite.

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« Reply #200 on: August 02, 2020, 01:59:05 PM »
We crushed so many hopes and dreams on the final day of the season. Albion fans thinking they’d watch us go by as they entered the PL and we the Championship. Wolves from their lofty pedestal and all that mind the gap bollocks. Nose fans because they have nothing else but our misery to focus on. Coventry fans thinking they’d be on a level playing field with us next season. Leeds fans and all their bitterness towards us, all of a sudden bigger than us after finally getting back up after a 100 years. All of the “you’re doing a Fulham” believers for us not doing a Fulham. The list is endless.

...could I add Bristol City? They seem to have adopted us as serious rivals. You’d be forgiven for thinking they get on better with Bristol Rovers than us.

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« Reply #201 on: August 02, 2020, 02:07:13 PM »
I was instructed by wifey once to bring pasties home from Becketts Farm as you do. I was Kings Norton way so sat nav took me left at the Man in the Moon and there it was: a sign with a big pair of knackers on it announcing ‘B’lose training ground’. I jumped like when someone puts a screaming clown on a clip of puppies playing. I always thought they trained at a rugby club by the airport.

Beckett's do very nice caramel shortbread.

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #202 on: August 02, 2020, 02:18:14 PM »
I was instructed by wifey once to bring pasties home from Becketts Farm as you do. I was Kings Norton way so sat nav took me left at the Man in the Moon and there it was: a sign with a big pair of knackers on it announcing ‘B’lose training ground’. I jumped like when someone puts a screaming clown on a clip of puppies playing. I always thought they trained at a rugby club by the airport.

Beckett's do very nice caramel shortbread.

And a nice half chocolate coated flap jack.

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #203 on: August 02, 2020, 03:05:14 PM »
...could I add Bristol City? They seem to have adopted us as serious rivals. You’d be forgiven for thinking they get on better with Bristol Rovers than us.

Their obsession with our finances is hilarious. There's a 60 page thread on Championship FFP (mainly Villa) and another 16 page thread on Villa's FFP alone. One poster on OTIB (Mr. Popodopolous) appears to have spent dozens of hours analysing our finances trying to find the "smoking gun". Needless to say they weren't best pleased when we stayed up to "escape" justice. Guess we're just spawny.

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« Reply #204 on: August 02, 2020, 03:15:41 PM »
None of these clubs seem to realise that everything they say about us just makes us bigger

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« Reply #205 on: August 02, 2020, 03:25:04 PM »
Bristol City know they'll never get out of that division and so it seems they want everyone else to start on at least -12pts to give them a few weeks top of the table. Remember how giddy they were when they played us and were above us in the play offs?

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« Reply #206 on: August 02, 2020, 03:32:36 PM »
I think they can get to PL albeit they are taking a patient approach. Historically they've underachieved but now seems to be a fairly well-run club with plans for the future and Bristol is a city on the up. A good friend's a ST holder so hope they do.

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« Reply #207 on: August 02, 2020, 03:34:41 PM »
Bristol's a great city. I quite like the fact that their football clubs are perenially rubbish. It adds an element of cool about the place.

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« Reply #208 on: August 02, 2020, 04:12:27 PM »
Bristol City know they'll never get out of that division and so it seems they want everyone else to start on at least -12pts to give them a few weeks top of the table. Remember how giddy they were when they played us and were above us in the play offs?

Beating them (without Grealish even playing) was all in all a pretty good day.

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« Reply #209 on: August 02, 2020, 04:14:25 PM »
Bristol's a great city. I quite like the fact that their football clubs are perenially rubbish. It adds an element of cool about the place.

West Bromwich has shite football teams but that's not cool.

 


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