West Ham United vs Aston Villa Match Thread NOW WITH POLL

[SamTheMouse]

Come on you fuckers, get the job done without fuss, or else my sphincter is going to contract so tightly it'll collapse in on itself and form a black hole.

[SoccerHQ]

VAR review for Arsenal penalty.

[wince]

Im vaping like Thomas the tank engine

[Rory]

Im vaping like Thomas the tank engine

Same

[SoccerHQ]

ARSENAL PENALTY.

[Legion]

I can't take this. I'm shaking like a shitting puppy. Off to play with Aston-Lee.

[SoccerHQ]

1-0 Arsenal.

[Deano's Mullet]

Pen to Arsenal

[wince]

I’m thinking my arse isn’t going to take this....

[PeterWithesShin]

Good start, thanks Arsenal.

[Chris_Jephcott]

Great start for Arsenal...

[SoccerHQ]

Fredricks needs to f*** off.

[D.boy]

Come on Villa

[Jane]

I might switch back over to the cricket.  This is too stressful.

[Chris_Jephcott]

Grealish is finding Fredericks pretty easy to wind up.