West Ham United vs Aston Villa Match Thread NOW WITH POLL

[puppyfeat]

I’m watching but if we concede first I’ll have to switch off, can’t take watching us try to get back into it

[devilla]

My buttocks are tightly clenched with the anxiety of it all. If I was to break wind now, only dogs could hear it.

 

[Chris_Jephcott]

Last Tuesday was torture.

Today is going to be even worse. Any good luck routines you’d like the share??

If I was watching us on TV it used to be drinking all through the game. Now it is pretty much just shitting myself all through the game.

And I can’t even have a drink to knock this one on the head!

[Axl Rose]

Robbie Fucking Savage on BT Sport, FFS.  Piss off you thick tramp.

This.

[Behind Bluenose Lines]

Just win Villa. Please.

[Toronto Villa]

Almost more than our game in a strange I am way more nervous about the Arsenal and Everton games. I need them to do the business. I want them to score early so I can watch our game without shitting myself every time West Ham attack.

[Damo70]

SKY reckon Wigan in 2011 were the last team to climb out of the bottom three on the last day. I might have misheard as that doesn't sound right to me.

[Lastfootstamper]

Can we have another poll option as for me it is 'none of the above'. I am too nervous to watch the Villa game so I am watching the Arsenal v Watford game.

That's what I'm doing, but as much out of tightness as nervousness. I'm not forking out for a month of shitty BT, even for this! WM on the wireless, though. Which means I should hear of news about 2 minutes before it reaches the Roku.

[Rory]

Need another option on the poll: refreshing H&V every 10 seconds, praying for a SSSCCCOOORRRCCCHHHIIOO.

[BoVillan esq]

Almost more than our game in a strange I am way more nervous about the Arsenal and Everton games. I need them to do the business. I want them to score early so I can watch our game without shitting myself every time West Ham attack.

Concerned about Everton, West Ham will always put a shift in, Arsenal will want a win and the players to prove they are worthy of a place in the final, Everton, I can easily see them not showing up.

[Villan For Life]

I’m watching the Cricket and following it on the BBC Sport text thingy

[luke:lamf]

Strapped in and ready to go. All the way down on RMC Sport 11, no commentators, just the "atmosphere" of the empty Olympic stadium with a few manky bubbles.

[Chris_Jephcott]

Come on Villa!!

[PeterWithesShin]

And we're off, come on Villa!

[TonyD]

Come on the Villa booyyyyysssssss!