Aston Villa v Manchester United Match Thread

[Mister E]

We have the joy of Keane to endure ....
... as big a tw*t as I can think of to spend the next 2 hours.

[dorsetvillian]

Damage limitation I fear..

[devilla]

Keane talking a lot of sense.

[PeterWithesShin]

We're off, let's smash these fuckers

[Legion]

Prays for a scorchio or two.

[Sexual Ealing]

That fucking Mings long ball is killing me.

[PeterWithesShin]

Prays for a scorchio or two.

Been so long since we've scored i've forgotten how to spell it.

[Legion]

Opens first bottle of red wine...

[TonyD]

Trez again.  Smith is an arse. 

[andyh]

Fucking hell the ref is fatter than me

[themossman]

Fake crowd on for me. Never thought I’d say that but the whirring of the hoardings is soul destroying.

[Ads]

Are we going to have to listen to Neville wank on all night?

[cdbearsfan]

Onside. Well done, linesman. You twat.

[hilts_coolerking]

Wow, did I just see us do a through ball?

[Nii Lamptey]

Already, you can tell we won’t score if we stay out there till tomorrow morning.

Blunt.