Liverpool v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread.

[Richard E]

Liverpool 6 Villa -3. We won't even get nil in this one.     

[Nii Lamptey]

Liverpool 6-0 Villa

As if the absolute pummelling on the pitch won't be enough, we'll have to listen to three hours of a Sky Sports Liverpool dedicated wankfest, 30 years in the making!

I'll record it on the slim off chance that the planets align and we resemble something looking like a coherent football team, but no way am I watching this shit show willingly!

[N'ZMAV]

Premier League record 10-0.

[Villa Lew]

Premier League record 10-0.

No don't reckon we'll get that many.

[devilla]

I'm dreading this. Three nil to them.

[andyh]

Lots - nil

Will our lot have to do that cringeworthy, embarrassing, demeaning ‘guard of honour’ thing?

[Jon Crofts]

Checks diary to see if it's Valentines Day, wouldn't want another massacre. Fully expecting to get one mind.

[adrenachrome]

I think that I'll give this a miss and wash my hair instead

I'll be cutting my toenails. This is a traumatic experience for me and involves the use of goggles, crash helmet and mini shears.

[adrenachrome]

You can currently get odds of 17/2 against us winning this one.

[villa `cross the mersey]

If we can`t beat the likes of Bournemouth over two games there no way we will pick up anything in this one - I fear a smashing - totally outplayed and Liverpool take their foot off the gas at 4- 0. The same will happen when we  return to Merseyside for the fixture across the park - although we may sneak a goal in that one 

[Ads]

We had accounts send an email today about a payment in from Liverpool Football Club and Athletic Grounds Ltd, did anybody recognise it to bank it.

Sadly it appears Klopp has returned my bribe. Sorry lads, I tried.

[Meanwood Villa]

No points from this one.

[PaulWinch again]

6 - 0 to them I reckon.

[Louzie0]

2-0 to us.
As Peter Cook said, we need a futile gesture at this stage in the warthread.

[john e]

we might play well we might not
we might get thrashed we might not
it might be a tight game it might not
they might play a few youngsters they might not
they might not put 100% effort in they might not

they will win we will lose