Mbwana Samatta. Sold. Puns still banned.

[Steve67]

Dad holds the advantage as he can clear three stairs at a time!

[john e]

my lad tells me he’s alright because he’s got a 83 finishing rating on Fifa which is all that matters to him when evaluating players

What's his pace and acceleration stats like though.

Overal 85 apparently not bad

[edgysatsuma89]

my lad tells me he’s alright because he’s got a 83 finishing rating on Fifa which is all that matters to him when evaluating players

What's his pace and acceleration stats like though.

Overal 85 apparently not bad

His overall stats are 79. Someone whose stats are 85 would have cost a lot of dough. His best stats are definitely in pace and acceleration though (acceleration 83, sprint speed 86).

I am not a virgin.

[john e]

my lad tells me he’s alright because he’s got a 83 finishing rating on Fifa which is all that matters to him when evaluating players

What's his pace and acceleration stats like though.

Overal 85 apparently not bad

His overall stats are 79. Someone whose stats are 85 would have cost a lot of dough. His best stats are definitely in pace and acceleration though (acceleration 83, sprint speed 86).

I am not a virgin.

He asked about pace which is 85 overall so I’ve been told

[Lastfootstamper]

Finishing 83, acceleration 83, sprint speed 86. What's dragging him down to 79?

[aj2k77]

Finishing 83, acceleration 83, sprint speed 86. What's dragging him down to 79?

First touch 1
Passing 1
Heading 1

Knowing our luck.

[cdbearsfan]

Injury proneness 385.

[AsTallAsLions]

Spouse doesn't like Birmingham 466.

[Drummond]

Scapegoatability - 79

[Risso]

Needsafullpreseason - 76

[Brend'Watkins]

A cold Tuesday, night in February in Rotherham  40

[Axl Rose]

Theresaplayerintheresomewhere 58

[aj2k77]

Barndooravoidance 89

[ChicagoLion]

Whadyaexpectwithnoservice 102

[Tuscans]

Toothness 32