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Author Topic: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.  (Read 44561 times)

Online dave.woodhall

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Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« on: January 16, 2020, 06:23:11 PM »
As it seems a goer, he now has his own thread.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2020, 08:23:44 PM by dave.woodhall »

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2020, 06:29:28 PM »
Anyone know what type of forward he is?

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2020, 06:30:57 PM »
Anyone know what type of forward he is?
Not sure as I have seen so few examples in a Villa shirt recently.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2020, 06:39:08 PM »
Anyone know what type of forward he is?
Injured knowing our luck

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2020, 06:43:50 PM »
Don't think we've ever had a Tanzanian before

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2020, 06:44:56 PM »
Who?

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2020, 06:46:37 PM »
Nothing? What’samatta with you?

*Grabs coat* Sorry.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2020, 06:48:02 PM »
Has a good scoring ratio.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2020, 06:49:57 PM »
Is it right that he can't play on Saturday because his work permit won't be done by then?

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2020, 06:53:47 PM »
Leaves villa in 2021 because he doesn’t work hard enough and has been bombed out the squad.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2020, 06:54:48 PM »
Reminds me a bit in his movement and quickness of Sane. Can score with both feet and his head. At least right now he can...

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2020, 06:55:08 PM »
Leaves villa in 2021 because he doesn’t work hard enough and has been bombed out the squad.

We will have been liquidated by then anyway. Fortunately for us, nuclear war will have broken out and we'll all be dead.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2020, 07:07:06 PM »
Leaves villa in 2021 because he doesn’t work hard enough and has been bombed out the squad.

We will have been liquidated by then anyway. Fortunately for us, nuclear war will have broken out and we'll all be dead.

Nah, the end of the world will come when we're 4-0 up in the 89th minute of the FA Cup final.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2020, 07:07:13 PM »
Any way ……… according to the BBC "Mbwana Samatta has scored 43 league goals in 98 appearances for Genk in Belgium's top flight"

Lets hope he can replicate that type of return for us in the Premier League, or if the unthinkable occurs, in the Championship

Nuclear war permitting, of course :)

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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2020, 07:14:03 PM »
It must be true, he’s got his own thread on here and it was mentioned in the 6.30pm news bulletin on Radio 2.