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Author Topic: Mbwana Samatta. Sold. Puns still banned.  (Read 121662 times)

Offline AsTallAsLions

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #390 on: January 21, 2020, 02:23:23 PM »
Welcome Ally.  I trust you've seen the League table, so you know what you have to do!

Never mind Joe Dolce, calming dolphin sounds is what we all need to listen to until kick-off.

Why do we need to calm the dolphins?

They fucking hate puns.

Offline villa `cross the mersey

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #391 on: January 21, 2020, 02:26:07 PM »
Welcome Ally.  I trust you've seen the League table, so you know what you have to do!

Never mind Joe Dolce, calming dolphin sounds is what we all need to listen to until kick-off.

Why do we need to calm the dolphins?

They fucking hate puns.
Only if you aim the puns at them on porpoise

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #392 on: January 21, 2020, 02:28:57 PM »
Hopefully Dean will be able to get a tuna out of Samatta.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #393 on: January 21, 2020, 02:51:43 PM »
Hopefully Dean will be able to get a tuna out of Samatta.

As long as he finds the net he'll be ok. Otherwise we'll be trawling for another striker.

Offline villa `cross the mersey

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #394 on: January 21, 2020, 03:00:18 PM »
We may be able to expedite the work permit process if it is established that his grand grandmother was from Cardiff ……….. in which case he may be eligible to play for ....Whales

Offline AsTallAsLions

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #395 on: January 21, 2020, 03:07:24 PM »
It seems to me you're all floundering.

Offline villa `cross the mersey

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #396 on: January 21, 2020, 03:16:45 PM »
I can just picture it now:
Mbwana enjoying the hospitality pre match and chatting with Purslow who asks:
"Mbwana, would you like another sandwich ?"
" Yes please, a prawn again, Christian"

From Cetacean to Crustacean in two posts eh ?

Online Border villan

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #397 on: January 21, 2020, 03:28:05 PM »
I sea a change in our fortunes, but can’t fathom out why.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #398 on: January 21, 2020, 03:29:31 PM »
May your carpets be always littered with lego. May your plugs always be upturned and your toes always stubbed.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #399 on: January 21, 2020, 03:32:15 PM »
There could be 20,000 leagues but we're in the best one. He'll either sink or swim, and I'm crossing my fin-gers for the latter.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #400 on: January 21, 2020, 03:32:39 PM »
I meant our for-tuna

Online wince

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #401 on: January 21, 2020, 05:43:32 PM »
May your carpets be always littered with lego. May your plugs always be upturned and your toes always stubbed.
Sounds like the sea anyway with all that plastic. Mullet over. (Apologies for the puns). The pun fears on here remind me of the bald headed brummies from Alan partridge. Any hope of seriousness and we are off

Online CT Villan

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #402 on: January 21, 2020, 05:47:27 PM »
You guys must really be piscing Dave off with these awful puns.

Offline Smirker

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #403 on: January 21, 2020, 05:49:17 PM »
I've got a good feeling about this player.

He's going to be a resounding success and hit the ground running.

His goals will fire us to a safe midtable finish.

Welcome Samagoal.

Offline four fornicholl

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #404 on: January 21, 2020, 06:01:40 PM »
You guys must really be piscing Dave off with these awful puns.
Shaddup you plaice.

 


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