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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2020, 07:25:51 PM »
Be brilliant, please.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2020, 08:17:04 PM by dave.woodhall »
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2020, 07:31:29 PM »
Yes that’d be nice.
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2020, 07:32:30 PM »
Looks quick, mobile and decent on the ball. All 3 attributes you want in a striker. Has half a chance, and by the look of him would be very decent of we went down.
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2020, 07:34:57 PM »
Jump high.  Run fast. Don't go out with Drinky to a bar or with JT to a betting shop and you will do us fine.
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2020, 07:40:42 PM »
Quote from: ozzjim on January 16, 2020, 07:32:30 PM
Looks quick, mobile and decent on the ball. All 3 attributes you want in a striker. Has half a chance, and by the look of him would be very decent of we went down.

It would be eminently preferable if he kept us up.
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2020, 07:50:18 PM »
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2020, 07:50:49 PM »
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2020, 07:50:50 PM »
Quote from: django on January 16, 2020, 06:46:37 PM
Nothing? What’samatta with you?

*Grabs coat* Sorry.

I really hope you are the last person to say that.

It's probably the first thing that comes to mind.
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2020, 07:54:56 PM »
Couldn't finish his dinner based on most of that highlights reel.

He'll fit right in.
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2020, 08:10:24 PM »
Dave can you change the title of this thread to “ what’s Samatta you, hey “ to save on the puns. 👍
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2020, 08:29:48 PM »
Quote from: TheMalandro on January 16, 2020, 07:50:50 PM
Quote from: django on January 16, 2020, 06:46:37 PM
Nothing? What’samatta with you?

*Grabs coat* Sorry.

I really hope you are the last person to say that.

It's probably the first thing that comes to mind.

Of course I won’t be.
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2020, 08:30:03 PM »
He is going to be one hell of a handfull with Jack behind him.
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Re: Mbwana Samatta
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2020, 08:31:37 PM »
A Villa centre forward who can head the ball.  Whey Hey!
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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2020, 08:38:26 PM »
He seems to play on the shoulder and occupy defenders with mobility rather than brute strength.

If he can score us 5 goals, he will have done well.
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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2020, 08:41:05 PM »
On his debut.
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