Aston Villa getting utterly obliterated vs Manchester City Match Thread

[AsTallAsLions]

Is there a case to be made for persevering with Smith?  Window is still open, the season is still salvageable.

This is the internet mate. Even if its an indefensible position, someone will fucking hold it until the death.

[Zouch Villa]

There's less shit on view in 2 girls 1 cup than there is in this.

I can’t believed I just googled that...

[pauliewalnuts]

Is Douglas Luiz genuinely Brazilian?

He seems to struggle with 5 yard passes.

[Jon Crofts]

Stat from Opta.

40 minutes in and Aston Villa haven't had a shot since the 38th second.

[Damo70]

Alan Smith -"Danny Drinkwater searching for his second wind". I must have blinked and missed his first wind.

[Bad English]

Oh we're the boys from Astooooon!

And you can score when you like!

You can see us quaking

[Stu]

Is there a case to be made for persevering with Smith?  Window is still open, the season is still salvageable.

The wins seem to be more luck than judgement at this point. Usually we're just shite.

[Legion]

We're not very good,
We're not very good,
We're not very, we're not very,
We're not very good.

[Chris_Jephcott]

Alan Smith -"Danny Drinkwater searching for his second wind". I must have blinked and missed his first wind.

I think most of us who had a good Sunday roast have got better wind than Drinkwater has right now.

[Stu]

Is Douglas Luiz genuinely Brazilian?

He seems to struggle with 5 yard passes.

It's been coached out of him.

[kippaxvilla2]

‘Fack them you gerrin to them.  Fack them up gerrin to them.’

[AsTallAsLions]

Stat from Opta.

40 minutes in and Aston Villa haven't had a shot since the 38th second.

El Ghazi had an effort from range a few mins ago. It was largely shite, but it was a shot.

[Bad English]

"Let's pretend we had a shot!"

[PeterWithesShin]

We're 1-0 up on corners, have that bed wetters!

[Drummond]

We're not the first and won't be the last to be on the end of this. But fucking hell I hope it stops happening so fucking often.