MOTD

[garyellis]

The standard of analysis re our game is underwhelming

[Brazilian Villain]

Speaking of Rooney, he didn't seem 100% well.

It's never a good sign when someone's wearing a polo neck.

[PeterWithesShin]

Only reason anyone wears a polo neck is to hide a vampire bite. Tallies with him being unwell as he's currently turning. And MOTD is filmed in the dark. Did anyone see any garlic or crucifixes in the studio, no. What more proof is needed?

[Brazilian Villain]

Only reason anyone wears a polo neck is to hide a vampire bite. Tallies with him being unwell as he's currently turning. And MOTD is filmed in the dark. Did anyone see any garlic or crucifixes in the studio, no. What more proof is needed?

I did notice that Shearer was particularly scathing about the ineffectiveness of Newcastle's crosses.