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Author Topic: MOTD  (Read 353093 times)

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1365 on: December 18, 2023, 11:29:22 PM »
Monster Munch used to have a description of "monsters-in-the world". As a 5 yo I used to run past road side trees, or even used to cross roads to avoid the grabber that used to live in them.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1366 on: December 18, 2023, 11:29:39 PM »
The rule re pickled onion crisps is that, if a product has that flavour available, it is their best.

Like Space Raiders.
When we last meet up for a game of cards and had to take snacks I took a giant bag of Pickled Onion Space Raiders, bloody marvellous. I love those cheap shit crisps.
try Prawn Cocktail Discos , you don't even have to chew they just dissolve . like going down on a relatively cheap hooker
« Last Edit: December 18, 2023, 11:32:25 PM by VillaTim »

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1367 on: December 18, 2023, 11:30:13 PM »
The Christmas sarnies are an abomination by the way and a strong signifier of a culture laid to waste.

Over here, they want to toss cranberry sauce or stuffing into everything to cheaply engage in the “Christmas Spirit”. What you have instead is just a shit turkey sandwich.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1368 on: December 18, 2023, 11:30:30 PM »
The rule re pickled onion crisps is that, if a product has that flavour available, it is their best.

Like Space Raiders.

But then you have Pickled Onion Monster Munch, but also Roast Beef monster munch so fails on that side.

Anyway, Smokey Bacon is the best, especially if the snack is shaped like bacon rashers.

Good point, well made, but sadly, I can confirm you are wrong on that one.

Whilst I love Roast Beef Monster Munch, too, the pickled onion ones have the added benefit that they're at times almost painful to eat (roof of mouth irritation, back of throat aggrevation).

Sounds like Max Mosely's idea of a good crisp. And we all know who his dad was. You fash! You pickled onion eating fascist.

There's a section in Homage to Catalonia where Orwell is in hospital and discovers a pack of pickled onion Monster Munch his mother hid away in his case before he left.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1369 on: December 18, 2023, 11:31:15 PM »
I noticed Fish N Chips flavour crisps were at the garage the other day, now that’s another fine pack of crisps.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1370 on: December 18, 2023, 11:31:23 PM »
'Beef Monster Munch'??? Some of you need to see a doctor. Or a priest.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1371 on: December 18, 2023, 11:31:38 PM »
Well now I don't know what to believe anymore. Fuck you Gary Lineker.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1372 on: December 18, 2023, 11:31:44 PM »
The Christmas sarnies are an abomination by the way and a strong signifier of a culture laid to waste.

Heathen! The cafe at the place I used to work did a December special of turkey, bacon, stuffing and cranberry which is hands down the best sandwich ever.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1373 on: December 18, 2023, 11:31:51 PM »
The rule re pickled onion crisps is that, if a product has that flavour available, it is their best.

Like Space Raiders.
When we last meet up for a game of cards and had to take snacks I took a giant bag of Pickled Onion Space Raiders, bloody marvellous. I love those cheap shit crisps.
try Prawn Cocktail Discos , you don't even have to chew they just dissolve

Their inclusion in the multipack offering is sufficiently positive to outweigh the presence of cheese and onion packets (albeit in the correct green packaging).

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1374 on: December 18, 2023, 11:32:02 PM »
I noticed Fish N Chips flavour crisps were at the garage the other day, now that’s another fine pack of crisps.

Remember when it used to be a small biscuit type of snack?

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1375 on: December 18, 2023, 11:32:07 PM »
You can tell who the Nazis are on here by their lack of hair and their predilection for Pickled Onion crisps.

they're worse than fucking nazis, I could share a lift with a nazi...

Ha! You're fucking scared of pickled onion. Admit it, you coward. You'd still kiss me. I know you would.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1376 on: December 18, 2023, 11:32:47 PM »
I noticed Fish N Chips flavour crisps were at the garage the other day, now that’s another fine pack of crisps.

Fuck yes. Loved these.

We used to buy these at the pub, with scampi fries and whatever crisps they have and open all the bags to make a "family plater" to share. Very egalitarian.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1377 on: December 18, 2023, 11:32:50 PM »
Walkers Beef and Onion went the same way sadly.

I absolutely loved those, then they changed the flavour and they were horrible.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1378 on: December 18, 2023, 11:33:04 PM »
The Christmas sarnies are an abomination by the way and a strong signifier of a culture laid to waste.

Heathen! The cafe at the place I used to work did a December special of turkey, bacon, stuffing and cranberry which is hands down the best sandwich ever.

Philpotts in town used to (I think they've all closed now? At least the Gt Charles St one has) do a pastrami, stilton and chilli sandwich which is the greatest I've ever had.

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Re: MOTD
« Reply #1379 on: December 18, 2023, 11:33:04 PM »
I noticed Fish N Chips flavour crisps were at the garage the other day, now that’s another fine pack of crisps.

Remember when it used to be a small biscuit type of snack?

That’s them, are they not that now?

 


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